Hear ye, hear ye!

[Xia]

One biologist tried to call me asexual, but I skewered him with a Buick LeSable.

Usually I just cause more copies of me to exist, but as you can see, the mutation rate is extreme

[Karmelo]

One biologist tried to call me asexual, but I skewered him with a Buick LeSable.

Totally. You're unsexual.

Oh, wait, I meant unsexy.

...It wasn't as good as the one Caprice set me up for.

[AshK]

"Okay which one of you is the Real Xia. There is Cardboard Cutout Xia, Sockpuppet Xia and Xia. Why must you confuse all of us! That is not right I shall call on my other personalities to find out who the real Xia is!"

"Okay There are too many users with the name of Xia on this site. Some of you need to have a different name. Only the real Xia should have the name of Xia."

"I must agree. What is with all these different Xia's popping up.

"With all the users with the name Xia in them, it seems like you are trying to confuse everyone."

[Mitera Nikkou]

Protestations only fuel the spread of Xiafication.

Let's have another Xia, Xia!

I tell myself. Yes.

[Karmelo]

You will be Xiassimilated?

[Selena Aninikkou]

I think someone is suffering from multiple personalities, or something...

[Mendi-chan]

That can't be ethical. O_O

[AshK]

"We will fight it all we can! Our names have been changed enough." They all say in unison as they strike fighting stances and summoning weapons those that have them anyway.

[Mitera Nikkou]

These forums will be full of personality! Multiple personalities! And they shall be called the United Forums of Xia!

(Shameless TV series reference.)

[AshK]

*Lana Pulls out her CocoMelon Bazooka ready to fight*

*Neo Mew Mint summons her Nunti Spear.*

*Calls for her Cyclondia Mace.*

*Eyes Jewel and Hands Glow as Erin summons a pair of Sai.*

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Inflatable Xia cuddles the Cardboard Cutout Xia. "I think there's enough Xia now..."

[AshK]

"There only needs to be one Xia not Three or Four." *Readies her Spear.*

*CocoMelon Bazooka is powering up.* "Be prepared for an attack!"

*Spins her Sais on her fingers.* "you think you can take on all of us?"

"No mercy!" *Mace Cackles with Wind Energy.*

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, if not Xia, then how about a bunch of nekkid Nikkous?

Inflatable Xia cuddles the Cardboard Cutout Xia. "I think there's enough Xia now..."

Wouldn't you like to cuddle, and be cuddled, by many more Xia? Just think about it...

[AshK]

*Erin, Neo Mew Mint, and Cyclondia disappear from the thread.*

*Stows her bazooka* "Well I do like to help people. Maybe a nurse. and Nikkou is a cool name. I wouldn't mind being a nurse." Lana puts up her hands in a Surrender pose.

[Xia]

That can't be ethical. O_O

what cant be ethical? :o