Funny translations

[Mitera Nikkou]

If you're someone like me, you may browse a foreign site at least once a day. Sometimes I like to know what something says, so I run it through an online translator. As expected, it's usually unhelpful, but ofttimes amusing. So, I figured it wouldn't hurt to set up a topic where people can share the amusing translations that they come across. I suppose the language doesn't really matter, so long as the translation seems amusing enough to you.

Of course, I'll start things off with this little beauty. XD

When the rice being time when eats, the truth gets irritated to, the school building stairs always bustles with the people the reason goes before the very and the human beings person behind et cetera thought not to be surplus [lop] to speaks and the stairway descends is a thing slowly,… And comes out and from before the building exit the company [nu] crawls also the [u] height [cyo] which rises one bumper-to-bumper traffic.

[Rowan]

Nikkou just won the internet.

And broke my brain.

That was really bad XD

[ashuros]

Its a shame that there’s no real alternative for human translation, still that was hilarious