Grand Reopening: Water Park

[Raleigh]

One could argue that is true considering most do not know how to swim without being taught but that wasn't what I meant. I meant that if me popping up surprised you that your training was lacking.

[Abillioncats]

"If you say so."

[Raleigh]

So, is there anything you need assistance with while I'm here?

[Abillioncats]

"Um..." The boy starts, unsure. "...I dunno, what's the best attraction here?"

[Raleigh]

I'd say it would be the hyper relativistic pan dimensional slide personally. Experience the multiverse in thirty seconds while on a water slide.

[Abillioncats]

"Wow, that sure sounds cool!" The boy bounced on his feet a little. "Where is it?"

[Raleigh]

*A blue line appears on the ground.* Follow the line and it will take you to it.

[AmbushCat]

*Amber trails Ezekiel to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. Ellen continues to focus on her homework, not really caring much even when she seemingly trips into one of the pools; all that really happens is that her clothes shift into a swimsuit of her own on contact, and she casually kicks her way to the pool's edge while writing down another answer.*

[Raleigh]

Okay, even I'm impressed by that one.

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: *doesn't look up* ...Sorry, I'm kind of operating on autopilot here. You say something, godpapa?

[Abillioncats]

The boy starts following the line, charging recklessly as he follows it.

[Raleigh]

Just talking to myself Ellen. How are you keeping your book dry?

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*The line leads the boy through the park, past the entrance to a ninja village, over two snack shacks, under a kiddie pool, and ends at a set of stairs leading toward the top of the slide.*

[Abillioncats]

The boy quickly climbs up the stairs, apparently possessing quite a bit of energy. He's all too eager to go down this slide.

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: ...Temporarily shifting its makeup to synthetic materials that contain a high degree of polyester. Same way I can change its qualities to act as armor.

[Raleigh]

Nicely done. *Turns to take in the entire family as well.* So how are you all? I know Ebony asked earlier but I should ask as well since I'm actually present this time.

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*The boy will find the stairs lead up for a very long time. At some point the boy might notice he passed a cloud but eventually he will find the top of the slide. An attendant succubus is waiting to help get him situated to ride the slide.* Succubus: For your safety we ask you use a flotation ring on this ride. It should prevent any friction on your body during the ride.