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Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:57 pm

Oh what a fine easters day, and look at this amazing event someone had set up for it, Easter decorations everywhere, lots of bunnies, chocolate, and colored eggs, with one very big one in the middle of the pile painted in a nice Cerulean color.
But.. why wasn't anyone attending the party? Perhaps putting the wrong address as an April-fools-joke wasn't the best idea the host could have had...

The party pretty much abandoned with no one around and so quiet that.. those wandering near might hear a faint cry for help, coming from the giant egg that had a very small crack in it, "H-hello? Can someone hear me? Please..."
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Feng » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:10 pm

The cry for help is answered by none other than Muffinville's friendly neighborhood crime lord.... Lord Bones!

The absentee mischief maker approaches the egg. "How fortuitous! I have been having massive cravings for omelettes all day~!"

He then noticed the crack.

"Hmmmm? What is this then?" he said, poking it with his cane.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Knight Errant » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:13 pm

Dact is wandering in... spring was in the air and all that. He glances by the strangely empty looking party. "Huh... wonder what... thats... bout?" He trails off as he hears the voice.

He goes to make his way over to the giant egg, pausing as Bones appears out of the aether. Raising an eyebrow. "Well. Would you look at who showed up. You know you left me mid-climactic-battle back there. It was very rude."
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Feng » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:27 pm

"Oh hello, chevalier. Yes, yes, I'm sorry our climatic duel was left on a cliff hanger. I fear I left the stove on back in my lair."
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:31 pm

It seems that the egg or whatever is inside it noticed the presence of men that arrived. "Hello? Is someone there? Please, can you help me?", asks the feminine voice, which was quite soft and gentle.
The crack in the egg was far too small to get a glimpse of what is inside.. and poking it had little to no effect to make the crack bigger.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Knight Errant » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:40 pm

"Well as much as I'd like to resume where we left off... if my ears don't deceive me, I believe we have a damsel in distress situation. Stand back and let the professionals work. He clears his throat. "Hello in there! Can you hear me? If so, please move away from my voice. I'm going to try and get you out." That said, he pulls out a mace.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:46 pm

"Yes, I can hear you! Oh.. okay, I'll try... Please be careful...", the voice says sounding concerned for some reason.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Feng » Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:53 pm

Bones puts a hand on Dact's shoulder.

"My dear Chevalier, this kind of work is unsuited to blunt muscle. You're only going to make a mess of this situation. What this requires is a gentle touch...."

Bones reaches into his cloak to procure a jackhammer.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Knight Errant » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:34 pm

"I think not. Now pardon me." He winds up before giving the egg a crack on the side with the mace along the cracked line.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:45 pm

And what a powerful hit with the mace it was.. however very ineffective against the cerulean painted egg. The crack did not grow at all, and the mace likely flings out his hands on impact. This was one VERY sturdy egg.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Knight Errant » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:12 pm

Dact gahs! Massaging his wrist. "Damn... what is this thing made of?" He goes to pick up his mace.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Ookalf » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:16 pm

*As Ookalf rides by on his motorcycle, he spots the commotion surrounding the giant egg and pulls over to join in.* Well, this certainly looks like a thing...
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:39 pm

"What is going on? Is everything alright?", the voice in the egg asks.
The egg might be very hard, but it is breakable for sure, there was already a crack in it before so maybe he just has to try harder?

And now Ookalf arriving at the party, watching two grown men having at it against a giant colored chicken egg. Will he join in to help, or maybe eat some of the chocolate treats that were placed with and in between the rest of the Easter decorations?
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby Feng » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:41 pm

"Watch and learn, Ser Knight" says Bones, casting the heavy machinery aside.... before going to sit atop the egg.
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Re: Cracking up the egg~

Postby xGoggles » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:17 pm

As he sets himself down on the egg, wobbling it a bit as he did, the voice asks again, "What is going on out there? Is it working?"
Though, besides Bones sitting atop on the egg now, nothing seems to happen...
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