Mungojerrie: Electric Slide

[Raleigh]

So no shooting you with the catgirl ray, got it. *Starts to eat.*

[AmbushCat]

Viridi: *recovers* ESPECIALLY no shooting me with a catgirl ray. And no funny ideas, Callista.

Callista: *mock-pouts and rolls her eyes* I can't have any fun.

[Raleigh]

Well you could always sign her up to a dating site and find out how her emotional reaction to the shock plays out.

[AmbushCat]

*Callista and Viridi both point at each other and stare at Raleigh in confusion.*

Phosphora: Yeah, which one? It's funny either way, but still...

[Raleigh]

Both. You. Everyone at this table for hilarity's sake possibly. Throw Hild into the list too for kicks and giggles for that matter.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: *scowls* Who'd be interested in dating a goddess with a history of wide-scale destructive tendencies, a grudge against sapient bipeds, a rap sheet a mile wide, and is too small to ride most roller coasters without stilts?

Viridi: *glares* Who'd be interested in dating a sociopathic shopper who obliterates large chunks of the environment to get things done, has enough emotional baggage to make Atlas cry, and is the physical embodiment of the expression "you are what you eat?"

Callista: *incensed* Did you just call me a cow?!

Viridi: *in equal measure* Are you calling me short?!

Phosphora: *to Raleigh* Nice to know what their priorities are in life, huh?

[Raleigh]

Aye, it is indeed. *Waits to see if they will tear into each other as he takes another bite.* I was trying to put them on equal ground though and I suppose this counts as that in a way.

[AmbushCat]

*Callista and Viridi glare at each other, their foreheads all but glued together as they both lean across the table; one can imagine electrical volts between the eyes. They don't even break their stares when Ivankov places their respective meals before them.*

Phosphora: *starts on her macaroni salad* You ever get the feeling that those two would make awesome friends?

[Raleigh]

Only most of the time. Even more amusing to make them a couple with Faulty™ love potions.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: *maintaining the stare-off* Got any legendary named weapons on you, Viridi?

Viridi: *same* Haven't had any forged since I was resurrected, and we're within the wards' boundaries anyway. Sorry.

Callista: Don't worry about it. I'll just smack him with a harisen or something later.

Phosphora: So, like, are you two gonna eat any of that or can I have some?

*The two of them finally withdraw, perhaps a bit embarrassed and remembering where they are, before starting on their meals.*

[Raleigh]

Hm.. sounds like I'm going to be glad I practice dodging later.

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: *sips her drink* Mm. The more I'm in it, the more I'm loving this era.

[Raleigh]

It is a good one. The one after this has too many mutant robots. How the robots mutate is rather contrived but I'll admit I might have something to do with it.

[AmbushCat]

Phosphora: Sounds like fun. Let me know so I can watch, 'kay?

[Raleigh]

Alright. *Continues to eat some of his food.* So what odds and ends are you all pursuing?