Mungojerrie: Electric Slide

[Raleigh]

I can see why she would be bothered by it. Personally I would be more worried about ovalisks running about on me than the colors though.

[AmbushCat]

Viridi: To each their own, but we didn't ask you here to listen to us fight. Do you want to explain to her, or should I?

Callista: Explain to me? About what?

Phosphora: Oh, just one of your past exploits, is all.

Callista: *blinks owlishly* ...Eh?

[Raleigh]

Your handling of a rather unwise child might be one way of putting it if this is what I think it is about. Ever met a rather... odd draconian creature recently? Not including myself obviously.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: *thinks back* Only one that comes to mind was this uppity Blue warlord that was trying to sexually harass Ellen last year. Why?

[Raleigh]

Yep, that is the one. By the way, here. *Hands Callista what looks like a debit card.* A all expenses paid shopping trip courtesy of me for handling that.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: *takes the card, gives it a long appraising look, and solemnly nods* Thank you, Raleigh. Excuse me for a moment while I express my emotions appropriately.

*Callista steps out of the booth and walks across the restaurant into a restroom. Almost as soon as the door closes behind her...*

DEAR SWEET STACY, HE JUST GAVE ME THE MOTHER LODE!!!

Viridi: *facepalms as Phosphora laughs* Can we not talk about how that can be taken out of context, please?

[Raleigh]

I'm sometimes a succubus but my mind wouldn't have went there if it wasn't for you two.

[AmbushCat]

Viridi: Wasn't directed at you specifically...

Callista: *walks back to her seat and sits down* There. I'm good. I'm calm now. *smiles happily at Raleigh* Count yourself fortunate that I've never mastered the uberglomp, because what you gave me's the granddaddy of awesome.

*Sabrina approaches the table with the group's drinks: herbal tea for Raleigh and Viridi, lemonade for Phosphora, and chocolate milk for Callista. As she gives each of them what they asked for, another employee---a red-headed Russian lady with a slightly manic smile and an obvious limp---hands 20-page menus to all of them.*

[Raleigh]

Yes, one must train with Bliss for quite awhile to get that down I'd imagine. Or the amazons I suppose. You are welcome. Thanks. *Sips his tea.* Thank you for the menu. *Opens it up to see what to order.*

Now I suppose we should mention that the blue menace is out awake again, yes?

[AmbushCat]

*The staffer who gave them the menus accepts Raleigh's thanks and walks away, cackling a little. One gets the feeling that it's less something malicious and more a personality quirk.*

Callista: *freezes in place* ...I'd expected her to be stuck in that lake for another decade, at least. How'd she get out?

[Raleigh]

Whatevr pulled her out with a spell turned into a gizmo of some sort. Kinda like a tractor beam. I was there looking to talk to her myself though due to my displeasure about what she had done so I didn't intervene. I had just found out about the incident.

[AmbushCat]

Callista: ...I see. *cheerfully* Well, then, I think Whatevr will forgive me if I smack her in the face with my purse a few times, don't you?

Phosphora: "A few"? Seriously, kid?

Callista: Well, okay. Maybe a dozen.

[Raleigh]

*Looks through the menu for whatever has the most meat and the least spice.* Anyway, that dragon is out and about now. Figured we'd let you know. I put a curse on her that should have her freaking out a bit whenever she stops to think about it.

[AmbushCat]

*One of the choices Raleigh comes across is labelled "The He-Man Burger", which is basically a full pound of hamburger on a bun. Cheese and other toppings, such as lettuce and tomatoes, are labeled as "optional - please ask your server if you want any". There's also an addendum stating that the person ordering any burgers has to clearly state how they want them cooked.*

Viridi: And I'll see if Ambush could make her jump at shadows for a while. Should be fun.

Callista: Fine by me. What's the curse, anyway?

Viridi: *smiles* Why should I spoil it for you? Take our word for it that it's funny.

Phosphora: Trust us, Miss Prude. You'll like it better when you see it for the first time. It's a hoot.

*Callista looks unsure, but ultimately accepts their advice. Meantime, Phosphora and Viridi scan through their menus for anything interesting.*

[Raleigh]

*Nods to himself about what he'll be ordering.* Don't worry too much about it. When you find out what she turns into I'm sure you'll laugh about it. If not, feel free to beat her up again.