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Hostile Takeover

Postby Smash Daisaku » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:32 am

Descending note as a fire trail streaks across the sky. Until with a clack, a pair of shiny pixelated boots land on the sidewalk. Smash looks around, and dusts a pile of dust off of a table. He rubs his chin.

"Hrmm... this place seems fairly empty." He snaps his fingers. "Perfect time for my takeover!"

He plants a flag in the disused sidewalk, reading "Property of the Empire" as he cackles, quite amused at himself.
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AmbushCat » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:20 am

*Ambush Cat, who'd been sitting on the table at the time, stretches and sits up on the ground.*

Hope you have more success than I did, Smash. I conquered Muffinville within the past year, and the citizens didn't give a crud.
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smash Daisaku » Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:54 am

Smash raises an eyebrow. "Oh? But what if I was to decree everyone was forced to eat... Sauerkraut!"

"SAUERKRAUT! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AmbushCat » Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:17 pm

...Oookay, I guess you would have more success than me. Sauerkraut is evil.

Well, I'm kinda bored, so... anything you want me to do as long as I'm here?
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smash Daisaku » Sun Oct 18, 2015 10:19 pm

"OF COURSE!" He nods with satisfaction... then strokes his chin... "Hrmm... perhaps you could be my minion! You could be spared the sauerkraut vengeance!"
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Ookalf » Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:20 pm

Huh... *Ookalf pauses as he walks by.* Is that really all you've got, though? Gross food?
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smash Daisaku » Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:25 am

Smash stares at Ookalf. "How dare you question my methods!"
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AmbushCat » Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:33 am

Smash Daisaku wrote:"OF COURSE!" He nods with satisfaction... then strokes his chin... "Hrmm... perhaps you could be my minion! You could be spared the sauerkraut vengeance!"


"Minion"? Those blue overalls aren't me, but I dig the coloring. *fur turns yellow* Sure. Doubt my boss'll mind if I join up with you for a while.
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Ookalf » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:35 pm

Smash Daisaku wrote:Smash stares at Ookalf. "How dare you question my methods!"

Well, I'm just saying. Didn't you used to have, like, airships and an army and stuff? What happened to that?
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Smash Daisaku » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:30 pm

AmbushCat wrote:
"Minion"? Those blue overalls aren't me, but I dig the coloring. *fur turns yellow* Sure. Doubt my boss'll mind if I join up with you for a while.


"Wonderful! Would you care for a robotic chassis to supplement your organic frame? We offer dental, health, pension, and life insurance to all minions."

Ookalf wrote:Well, I'm just saying. Didn't you used to have, like, airships and an army and stuff? What happened to that?


"Mothballed. Dust and cobwebs all over everything... disgusting. Thats one of the reasons I'm taking over this place. I need more minions to get operations rolling. Speaking of." He draws his gun, pointing it at Ookalf's face. "Last chance to bend the knee. I'm a busy man." He cackles.
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby AmbushCat » Mon Oct 19, 2015 9:56 pm

"Wonderful! Would you care for a robotic chassis to supplement your organic frame? We offer dental, health, pension, and life insurance to all minions."


Don't need the chassis; I've got one already, but thanks for the offer. I'll accept the insurance, though.

*Ambush's fur undergoes a metamorphosis, making him appear more jointed and metallic than he really is. By the time the process is done, he's converted himself into a miniature Lightning Saix, complete with weaponry.*
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Ookalf » Tue Oct 20, 2015 6:42 pm

Smash Daisaku wrote:"Mothballed. Dust and cobwebs all over everything... disgusting. Thats one of the reasons I'm taking over this place. I need more minions to get operations rolling. Speaking of." He draws his gun, pointing it at Ookalf's face. "Last chance to bend the knee. I'm a busy man." He cackles.

OK, that's a bit more like I was expecting. *Now that the gun's out, Ookalf ducks behind a nearby tree for cover.*
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Re: Hostile Takeover

Postby Maiden Miki » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:29 pm

"Yawn....," said Mike as he lay on a park bench. A top hat was covering his eyes and he slowly moved it out of his vision. "Talking about interrupting my nap for something boring...."
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