Having a Laugh

[AmbushCat]

*Somewhere in Muffinville, your guess being as good as mine as to where (commercial district, maybe?), a card table is set up. No cards, though; just a certain snoozing Black Maine Coon resting on it. Over his head, a banner hangs. It reads: "The Mungojerrie is having a special! If you feel brave enough to pet this ferocious feline, good things will happen!To the cat, obviously, but you might get something out of it, too."

[Kether]

*Pet Pet*

[AmbushCat]

*A napkin and silverware, a dish of freshly-baked asparagus torte and a glass of iced tea appears on the table, ready for consumption*

Electronic voice: Delicious!

[Kether]

"that was less dangerous than anticipated"

[AmbushCat]

*Ambush Cat opens his eyes blearily, stretches and yawns. A beam of Red energy rockets out of his open mouth, missing the speaker's face by a quarter inch.*

Sleeeeepy sleepy sleepy sleepy... *curls up and falls asleep again*