"Free" Pictures

[Dr. Coyote]

*In a commercial plaza in Muffinville, a sharp dressed man sets up shop as he places the camera he's set to use on a table along with several "test photos" to show off the quality of the shots. As he finishes setting up the booth, the man puts up a large sign that says,

"FREE GROUP PHOTOS:
Pictures are free of charge
for two or more persons who
want a picture together"

"Yes this will do just fine, hopefully I will be able to get some 'customers' with this booth"

[AmbushCat]

*A 30-something year-old woman in blue-white robes and dice-shaped earrings approaches the booth.*

How much do you charge for individuals?

[Dr. Coyote]

The man ponders for a bit before responding

"Do you happen to have any cigars on you? If you can give me at least three I'll make it free of charge. Of course if that doesn't work I can accept whatever price you think the shot is worth. Though I will warn you, it's been awhile since I've received an individual request"

[AmbushCat]

Fair enough.

*Risk removes one of her earrings and spins it on her finger. A package of Prince Albert cigars lands within the man's reach.*

And if I may ask, are there any catches to this photo thing?

[Dr. Coyote]

"There is a catch... and it's that you get to choose one camera out of my personal camera collection to be used to have your picture taken"

[Kether]

*wanders up*That doesn't sound like that much of a catch

[Dr. Coyote]

"Well you didn't let me finish. You see each camera has a certain magical effect on the person getting their picture taken, except for one. Of course it would be no fun for me to tell you which one that is."

[AmbushCat]

"There is a catch... and it's that you get to choose one camera out of my personal camera collection to be used to have your picture taken"

*idly tosses her die a few times* Alright, I'll go with it. Although I feel I should warn you that if something tries to rework my mind, you won't like the results. Go ahead and show me the cameras.

[Kether]

*Pulls out popcorn and watches*

[Dr. Coyote]

The man pulls out a box and reveals 7 cameras. One is a Purple Polaroid Camera with a lens that is shaped like a heart. The second is a disposable camera with its only noticeable feature being its bright orange color. The third camera is an SLR camera that looks like it was made in the 50's while the fourth is a grey press camera that has some label in French on it. The fifth is a purple digital camera with what appears to be a-lot of glitter on it. The last two cameras are small digital cameras, one black labeled "business" and the blue labeled "ice queen".

"All right, make your choice wisely my dear"

[AmbushCat]

Eh, me and my ways are old-fashioned. Let's give that SLR camera a go.

[Dr. Coyote]

"SLR Camera it is, excellent choice. Now would you like your picture standing up or sitting down Miss.... Oh dear I never did catch your name"

[AmbushCat]

*The woman answers the first question with a roll of a die. A metal folding chair materializes for her to sit on, and she does so.*

You can call me Risk.

[Dr. Coyote]

"Risk... what a thrilling name. Now you've gotten me all excited. All right no more wasting time."

*The man pulls out his camera

"Say cheese!"

[AmbushCat]

*Risk rolls her eyes, but smiles.*

Provolone.