In an alleyway on busy side of town, there was an entrance way to dimly lit tunnel. It sloped down into darkness and was only faintly illuminated by overhead lights that were so worn out that they appeared orange. One of them close to the entrance flickered on and off sporadically. It was crummy, and dingy, though if were to get close enough to it, definitely smelled like sea salt.
Above it was a blue, rusty sign with white letters painted over the image of waves.
Shining Wind Waterpark!
-Fun for girls!
-Fun for boys!
-Fun for Families!
-Over 50 rides, slides, jives and attractions!
-No mad science experiments!
Tickets start at FREE!
All in all, it looked pretty legit.