One Fine Morning

[Raleigh]

*Raleigh, sitting at a little outdoor tea table in a rather normal looking chair ((rather than one of his throne approximations) hums to himself while he works on making some breakfast.* I know I can get this to work. Take one part pop tart and add cat flavoring. *One minor mistake in conjuration later and he is staring at Nyan Cat on his plate on the table.* .... great, my breakfast is a meme. Oh well, time to eat. *He shapeshifts into a form with lots and lots of teeth and tries to bite down on the table and cat together but it flies off leaving him with a mouthful of splinters.* Oh come on now. Get back here! *He starts chasing it around in the air above town likely waking up people in the process given than the sun hasn't even risen this morning.* Were did I put my harpoon?

[AmbushCat]

*floating nearby, watching amusedly* Bad time for a social visit, I take it?

[Raleigh]

Not really. I'm just goofing around. *Floats back by after his pop tart holding onto a lasso.* So, what can I do for you this morning?

[AmbushCat]

*shrugs* I was bored, so I thought I'd pop in and see what was up. Eebon's with my parents, Echo's prowling somewhere, and Callista's treating the others to Boston Market. Had some free time on my paws.

*smiles* So, your breakfast was flying away from you, huh?

[Raleigh]

Yeppers. *Floats back by chasing his breakfast still only this time he has a shotgun and keeps shooting at it but barely missing.* Hm.. have you been to any of the other continents on this planet yet? I've visited several of them I think but there wasn't much to do really. I'm plotting a journey into the deep but then I keep remembering we already have like three layers of underworld here already.

[AmbushCat]

*shakes his head* No, I haven't. This is where all the action is.

...Not like I haven't tried, or anything, but the Phoenix Gate won't take me anyplace past a certain point on the planet... roughly halfway between this continent and the next.

[Raleigh]

I see. *Now has a grappling hook and is reeling in his breakfast.* Well if you want to do something for the sake of curing boredom I have a new business I need to open that I'm not really interested in overseeing. How would you feel about running a vineyard? Or for that matter Cakery's Bakery which is another business (front actually) that I'm considering opening up around here.

[AmbushCat]

Hmm... tough choice. If I chose the vineyard, would I be allowed to tamper with some of the grapes and have some fun at Callista's expense?

[Raleigh]

Of course. Where would the fun be in just maintaining a normal vineyard in this world?

[AmbushCat]

*Full-on sharp-toothed grin.*

I think I can work with that.