I Never Die!!

[Dracos]

*Dracos nods*

Ya, the deer population isn't nearly as out of control.

[Smash Daisaku]

"I don't believe so," the woman says, "As our organization wasn't nearly as prominent during your last period in Muffinville. Thus, permit me to introduce myself. I am Special Adjutant Abel, of the CTC."

"You have the advantage on me then, maam." Smash says, bowing. "Any particular reason you have come to see me?"

"Silly meatbag, that was the point"

*reaches into his pocket, hurling a black sphere with a skull on it towards Kether*

Lies! While funny, it's quite illegal...

*Dracos rummages around in a bag until he finds a piece of paper labeled Bill of Crimes*

As a self-appointed deputy, it is my duty to uphold the laws of the land. Kind of odd that assault isn't illegal so I can't actually do anything to stop them, though...

*Dracos shrugs*

"Your Judiciary system could use some improvement..."

"Good." Carmilla proceeds to raise her hand (yeah, the crystal-bearing hand) and aims... the hand... toward the gun. After a brief moment, a burst of energy fires from her hand toward the gun. In the aftermath, the crystal in her hand is glowing slightly.

Assuming the energy burst is meant to harm the gun, the entirety of Smash jerks backwards slightly, making an *ACK* sound. He flashes briefly, before turning his gaze to her. "I'm not amused... catch!" He hurls another of the black spheres towards her!

[Kether]

*Tenis rackets the sphere at Dracos*

[Dracos]

*Dracos is smacked square in the face by the black sphere while considering whether or not to purchase a hunting license*

[Carmilla]

Carmilla does what anyone without a tennis racket does. Grab the nearest folding chair and uses that to bash the sphere away.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

"You have the advantage on me then, maam." Smash says, bowing. "Any particular reason you have come to see me?"

Abel smiles. "Simply to welcome you back to Muffinville," she says. "It seemed the polite thing to do, particularly given your relative fame."

She seems to be ignoring the black death bombs being hurled and batted about.

[Smash Daisaku]

*The black spheres are deflected, and hitting their new targets explode in a ball of blue fire. Smash continues looking at Abel, nodding.* Mhmmm indeed... do you represent your organization? The... CTC was it? If so perhaps we can talk business.

[Dracos]

*Dracos' head is enveloped in blue flames, which burn away his flesh to leave behind his bare skull bathed in blue flames*

Sweet, now I just need a motorcycle and a leather jacket, then I can go hunt some evildoers!

[Kether]

*tosses dracos a motorcycle and a leather jacket*

[Carmilla]

*Dracos' head is enveloped in blue flames, which burn away his flesh to leave behind his bare skull bathed in blue flames*

Sweet, now I just need a motorcycle and a leather jacket, then I can go hunt some evildoers!

"Now those deputy rules do not apply. But... didn't that hurt?" Carmi asked with a raised eyebrow.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

*The black spheres are deflected, and hitting their new targets explode in a ball of blue fire. Smash continues looking at Abel, nodding.* Mhmmm indeed... do you represent your organization? The... CTC was it? If so perhaps we can talk business.

Abel nods. "I am authorized to act as a field representative for my organization. What sort of business would you like to discuss?"

[Smash Daisaku]

"I wish to determine your group's goals and see if they are compatible with our own! If so, an alliance may be struck for mutual benefit. If not, I prefer to know my enemies in advance! I will of course allow you to return and prepare your people for that if it is so." He bows.

[AmbushCat]

Well, I can tell how that's going to go. I'm gonna go get myself stuck in a garden hose.

*Ambush Cat splits in half and disappears*

[Dracos]

*Dracos puts on the leather jacket while addressing Carmilla*

I'm sure it would, except that I'm already so hot...

*Dracos hops onto the motorcycle*

Now, to find some villainous scum!

*Dracos starts riding around the perimeter of the building, watching for evildoers*

[Feng]

Bones and his chibi minions watch the unfolding events from the relative safety of a nearby sidewalk.

*Sips tea* o_Q

"I say!"