I Never Die!!

[Smash Daisaku]

Above the streets of Muffinville, the roar of fire is heard. Streaking across the skies, Smash Daisaku flies on his rocket pack! Finally he lands on a tall skyscraper and poses! Laughing. His voice echo's through the streets.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I have RETURNED!"

[Kether]

*attempts to walk up behind him and punch a hole through his chest, if successful will push through sending bits of bloody matter all through out the tower and Go "OH yeah" much like the Koolaid man*

[Ookalf]

*Ookalf looks up at Smash.* ...Who's this guy again?

[Smash Daisaku]

Kether succeeds in hitting Smash! He blinks, the hit sparks going off as he begins flashing. He turns around. "A challenger!" And takes off his rocket pack... revealing it is also a very large gun. He points it at her/him/it!

[Kether]

*Him works though so does it*"Why won't you die horribly for comedy, HImitsu would, BD would... "*shakes head*

[Dracos]

*Dracos appears behind Kether, shaking his head as he places a hand on his shoulder*

It would hardly be amusing if he just fell down in a bloody heap. Why, Himitsu would never let himself fall to such a boring attack!

[Carmilla]

"Is there some sort of conflict over here?" Carmilla asked upon noticing the rocket-man burning up his fuse.

[Dracos]

I hope so, harmony is bad for business.

*Dracos reaches into his robe and pulls out a bag of popcorn, handing it to Carmilla*

So what brings you to these parts?

[AmbushCat]

Kether succeeds in hitting Smash! He blinks, the hit sparks going off as he begins flashing. He turns around. "A challenger!" And takes off his rocket pack... revealing it is also a very large gun. He points it at her/him/it!

*Ambush Cat pokes his head out of the gun, yawning*

Hey, give me a moment before you fire that thing. *jumps out of the gun, halts in mid-air, then stretches and yawns* Hiya, Smash. Long time no see.

[Carmilla]

I hope so, harmony is bad for business.

*Dracos reaches into his robe and pulls out a bag of popcorn, handing it to Carmilla*

So what brings you to these parts?

"I didn't want people getting hurt," She partially lied. Yeah, Carmilla didn't want people hurt, but she also wants to get additional respect for saving people.

[Dracos]

*Dracos shrugs*

Well, sure, I don't want people getting hurt, but if no one's killing each other that makes doing my job as a deputy much harder; after all, if there are no real criminals then I have to frame people before I can arrest them, and that's a hell of a lot more work!

[Carmilla]

*Dracos shrugs*

Well, sure, I don't want people getting hurt, but if no one's killing each other that makes doing my job as a deputy much harder; after all, if there are no real criminals then I have to frame people before I can arrest them, and that's a hell of a lot more work!

"But what if he is killed up there." It's clear Carmi didn't hear the announcement.

[Dracos]

*Dracos smiles broadly*

Then I've got a murderer to arrest! We can only hope things go so smoothly.

[Smash Daisaku]

"... we are getting away from the point!"

Smash fires, sending a pillar of flame to scorch Kether's face. He then snaps his gun in its holster and poses!

"I am the great Smash Daisaku! Herald of the Empire's return!"

[Carmilla]

"What empire? I don't know you!" Carmi stood up with popcorn in her hand.