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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:03 am

Melanie came to a sudden stop and turned to face Kether, "Sir... would you please stop doing that", she said, her eyes glancing towards the talons that dragged along the walls. "Those are very expensive oak panels you're damaging. If you don't stop, I'll be forced to call security".
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:31 am

"Fine fine, why not tell me about yourself?"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:53 am

Melanie considered a moment, and then nodded, before she turned and continued to lead Kether through the offices. "Very well. I'm Melanie McMillan. My Father owns and runs this organisation", she said, motioning to their surroundings with both hands. "He's had to attend a very important business meeting over dinner, so he's left me in charge for now. I assure you I know what I'm doing, Sir".

Eventually, she came to a stop at the table covered with folders that had different job titles on the front. "You're quite... inquisitive, aren't you? Media is always a valuable tool.. ", she pondered, searching through the folders before picking one up that was labelled 'Journalist'. "What do you think?".
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:06 am

"Not particularly no"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:22 am

"I see... ", said the teenager, looking a little disappointed as she set the folder back down on the table. "Well, you're about as helpful as a chocolate tea pot, aren't you?". Shaking her head, she began to search through the folders again, "What was the last job you had?".
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:57 am

Harri-chan wrote:"I see... ", said the teenager, looking a little disappointed as she set the folder back down on the table. "Well, you're about as helpful as a chocolate tea pot, aren't you?". Shaking her head, she began to search through the folders again, "What was the last job you had?".


"Define, identity is so fluid so its hard to decide who is me"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:12 am

The red-haired girl just stared up at him for a moment before rolling her eyes, "Well, how about I just make that decision for you, Sir", she said, lifting a folder from the table, she thrust it into his hands. "Don't worry, there won't be anymore hard questions for you to answer with this job".
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:17 am

Harri-chan wrote:The red-haired girl just stared up at him for a moment before rolling her eyes, "Well, how about I just make that decision for you, Sir", she said, lifting a folder from the table, she thrust it into his hands. "Don't worry, there won't be anymore hard questions for you to answer with this job".


"I like hard questions, is this bothering you?"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:23 am

"Bothering me? No, it's just that you're not very good at answering them, Sir. We have a reputation to uphold, and it wouldn't do us any good to send you into a job that you were so unsuitable for", she smiled as a warm tingle spread from Kether's hands, into the rest of his body.
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:26 am

Harri-chan wrote:"Bothering me? No, it's just that you're not very good at answering them, Sir. We have a reputation to uphold, and it wouldn't do us any good to send you into a job that you were so unsuitable for", she smiled as a warm tingle spread from Kether's hands, into the rest of his body.


"Really now and what is your reputation?"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:41 am

"Finding the perfect job for people of course", smiled the teenager. As the tingles grew stronger, Kether's talons shortened into fingernails, and his hair started to grow out. "I'm suprised this position wasn't filled earlier, but you really are perfect for it".
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 7:13 am

Harri-chan wrote:"Finding the perfect job for people of course", smiled the teenager. As the tingles grew stronger, Kether's talons shortened into fingernails, and his hair started to grow out. "I'm suprised this position wasn't filled earlier, but you really are perfect for it".



"There is a certain ineffciency to be found here"
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WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Rodney » Mon Dec 19, 2011 8:54 am

Bigmouthstrikes wrote:
Roman looked over at Melanie as he took Rhonda's arm.

"My dear, can you handle things from here?" He asked, "I'd like to take the lady out to diner now."


Rhonda blushed as she felt herself suddenly in physical contact with her boss. Sure she could also imagine a satisfying physical contact with Roman by punching him in the face. But somehow, she didn't want to end the warmth on her arm.

"I'm sure Melanie will do fine." she just said.
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:25 am

Kether wrote:"There is a certain ineffciency to be found here"


"Inefficiency? Oh, I promise you, inefficiency is not going to be a problem for you", she smiled as Kether's hair turned a reddish brown while filling out in volume. Two bumps began to swell out on his chest, and his clothing reforming into a tight-fitting, black satin strapless dress that didn't reach reach to mid-thigh.
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Re: Career Handicraft And Occupational Solutions

Postby Kether » Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:47 am

Harri-chan wrote:
Kether wrote:"There is a certain ineffciency to be found here"


"Inefficiency? Oh, I promise you, inefficiency is not going to be a problem for you", she smiled as Kether's hair turned a reddish brown while filling out in volume. Two bumps began to swell out on his chest, and his clothing reforming into a tight-fitting, black satin strapless dress that didn't reach reach to mid-thigh.



"Really now?"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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