Position Open: Messenger

[Raleigh]

*Raleigh, once again totally ripping off Lucy from Peanuts, is sitting at his stand with a sign next to him that reads the same as the thread title.* Eh, I need to hire someone so I'm not busy sending my various apprentices, familiars, and even soldiers off to deliver information when I might need them elsewhere so anyone interested? After all not all species are capable of accepting telepathic communications so I need someone who can travel about to do the job.

[AmbushCat]

*Ambush Cat, his ears swapped for those of a beagle's, pulls up a stool next to Raleigh's stand and sits down on it.*

*smirks* Raleigh Van Pelt? Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[Raleigh]

Aye, as am I Snobush... you know its hard to combine Snoopy with anything right? So, you applying for the gig?

[AmbushCat]

I like to think Snoopy and I share a few traits, actually. *chuckles* But, eh.

Yeah, I may as well apply. Ezekiel started kindergarten (afternoons only), and with the others in school it's left me with more free time on my paws.

[Raleigh]

I suppose you would. And if I hire you I won't have to bother creating a traveling spell or anything either I suppose since you seem to be able to pop up everywhere. If I were to hire you though is there any chance I could convince you to tick off most of the people you deliver stuff to for me?

[AmbushCat]

Possibly. How come?

[Raleigh]

Heh, because that makes it fun of course. That and what kind of all powerful muckity muck doesn't employ some way to annoy people even without showing up directly? Nah, I kid. I just sometimes find riling up certain people when giving them news gets better results than not.

[AmbushCat]

*shrugs* Alright; I can handle that, no prob. I'm good at ticking off people.

*Ambush Cat swipes a paw over his beagle ears, replacing them with the more normal feline ones.*

[Raleigh]

I thought so. I'm sure this will also net you more opportunities to ambush people too which is a bonus I would imagine. So how much do you want to be paid for the job? I'm flexible.

[AmbushCat]

Hmm... in terms of HL, how much would about $7 per job be worth?

[Raleigh]

Hm.. I think the current conversion rate would come out to around 21 hl or so. Are you sure you want so little? I mean some of these people will be worlds away.

[AmbushCat]

*waves a paw* Feh. Universe, world, kitchen floor, the back of Callista's sweater, it's all the same to me. If there's nothing blocking dimen-portation or the Phoenix Gate spell, I'm there.

You have a point, though. Let's make it... about $13.

[Raleigh]

Alright. I think that should be 91 hl. Consider yourself hired Ambush.

[AmbushCat]

*smiles, stretching a bit* I'm possibly elated. Anything you need done straight away?

[Raleigh]

I think so yes. I have a descendant of Nobunaga that is supposed to be informed of a cease fire treaty in a reality that is set in what might be considered around 300 years to the future of this point in time. *An small plexiglass looking object appears in his hands.* This contains all the info he will need to know. Feel free to get him as riled as you can by the way as he is supposed to ignore this once he gets it but I need it on record that he did receive it. If he doesn't well that particular Earth will be a dust ball in half a year. It also won't set into motion future events as they should due to his failure to follow orders. I'm afraid some assassins from the other side of his conflict killed the original messenger so I had to step in to make sure it gets there.