The Dark Knight Rises: OI VOLVADOS!

[Feng]

In the abandoned sector of the city's Chibi District, a hooded figure awaits the one known as Volvados...

[Knight Errant]

Volvados, currently also in a thick, baggy, hooded robe, wanders by.

[Feng]

The figure nods as Volvados approaches.

"You are late..." he says.

[Knight Errant]

"Yeah, whatever." Grumbles Volvados. "What did you want?"

[Feng]

"It is time to begin your training my student" says the hooded figure simply, motioning for Volvados to follow him inside a nearby tavern. "Now... follow."

[Knight Errant]

Volvados... follows!

[Feng]

The Cranky Puffin Drinkporium! You will never find a more wretched hive of Scum and Villainy! Oh look, happy hour time!

The hooded figure leads the voluptuous Volvados through the throngs of crusty sailors, cantankerous criminals and off duty Chibiwanbanshu and ushers her down a flight of stairs leading to the basement.

[Knight Errant]

Volvados follows! Doing her best to maintain the dark shadows in her hood, and hoping the bagginess disguises her curves.

[Feng]

Luckily, Volvados manages to reach the stairwell without facing harassment from the rowdy clientele known to lurk in the pub. This is not due to them being oblivious to Volvados' figure. Oh no. Indeed she manages to stick out like a sore thumb despite her 'disguise'. Rather their roguish 'chivalry' is maintained by the store owner's policy against untoward conduct given to the fairer sex. Messing with the pretty lady wasn't worth the possible threat of the bar tender spiking their drink with leme.

The figure motions the girl into the basement, a room devoid of much aside from a circular device affixed to the floor. If Volvados eye is good, she might notice that he wobbles a bit with his gait.

"Step into the center please" orders the entity, motioning to the device. "The master will await you on the other side..."

[Knight Errant]

Volvados sighs with relief as she escapes prying eyes... cursing her curvy form. As the man, or thing, orders her to step onto it, she does so with a huff. "Good... then I wont have to listen to your ramblings anymore."

[Feng]

The cloak mutters in angry Chibish.

"Just get in the middle and prepare for departure!" >___<

[Knight Errant]

Volvados goes and stands in the middle!

[Feng]

A sharp tingle permeates through Volvado's smooth flesh as the Mail Portal (a prototype actually) whisks her on a journey through space and time!

Normally the narrator would describe in detail the mystical experience. Unfortunately intensity of the bright flashes, strobe lights, and glimpses at things-man-was-not-meant-to-know have put half of the test audience in the hospital for seizures. Ergo Volvados will have to do without.


THUMP!

Following her magical ride through the back alleyways of the Cosmos, Volvados finds herself being dumped head first into a snow bank!

[Knight Errant]

After the cosmic swirly tunnel of fun!

"Eeeeeeyaaaa-" *THUD*!

Volvados lands face first in the snow drift! Her thick robe flipping up to reveal her frilly bikini bottom! After a few moments, she struggles out of it, cursing.

[Feng]

Dact finds her in a mountain village inhabited by Chibi Sherpa. They all gaze at the voluptuous figure wearing such skimpy clothes... and in such a cold environment no less!