Figure: Of sorts, little chickadee. *chants a bit more to maintain the spell, then continues* This castle once existed solely in a fictional form. In an alternate universe on a world far from Earth, a full-scale model was constructed and served as the home of royalty for generations... *sighs* ...Everything and everyone here, excepting some of the treasure, exists quite literally in this realm by means of my memories of them...
"I see... that makes it really hard to figure the truth if you are or are not trespassing. I was certain the bat earlier mentioned something about this being his castle as well."