Cataclysm

[Raleigh]

((Or Raleigh builds a satellite mark two or three... ehh whatever))
*Raleigh is busy inside his greenhouse attending to a rather large plant. This particular flowering piece of flora is roughly as large as a compact car with reddish purple petals.* You look to just be about ready. Soon I'll send you up into the sky and restart one of my plans again. I'm sure no one will shoot you down this time since we are going to cloak you. Yes, isn't that right my dear. *He pats one of the large petals.* And then my dream of a world of catgirls shall be realized. Mwahahahaha. ((Obviously this is a goofball thread.))

[shinryou]

"Weird..." Kazuya stated, appearing after a long hiatus.

[Feng]

"Did somebody say cat girls?" says Bones, appearing next to Raleigh.

[Miku-chan]

*As if the mentioning of them is the magic word, both Mia Nekos and Katy usko appear near as well...
"Only catgirls, no other members of the feline family?" Mia asks

"Really mother? Are we going to finally get enough employees for the hot springs and the customers to build the new location in academy city?" Katy asks

[Raleigh]

Hello Kazuya. Been awhile since I've seen you around. Was worried you got eaten by your dark side or something.

Of course Bones. I've already made a world of only succubi so I figured why not.... well a fraction of my soul did but it counts.

Actually they will be all kinds of feline type girls Mia. There are bound to be some panthers, tigers, and so on in the mix. Aye, that we are Katy. Its part of why I'm up to this. I'm sure the CTC will try and stop me though what with the forceful transformation of the populous.

[Miku-chan]

"Well, as long as it don't effect my Blazie-chan, I can see this world changing over to a Feline perspective" Mia almost purrs the last part of it...

"But mother, how am I to find a worthy male if every one becomes female?" Katy almost pouts, but sees the logic of Raleighs plot...(As thin as it is...=^_~=...)

[Raleigh]

There are other worlds my dear, Katy. I'm sure we could set up a tourist industry for offworlders to come and visit. There should be males amongst them. Besides, if you really like one enough I could teach you a spell to turn them back that could have other uses. I probably will be teaching you shapeshifting eventually anyway so your mate's form will probably not be an issue for you in the future.

So everyone here wants to help me or are there any of you out to stop my most brilliant and diabolical plan evers. Hm... there was supposed to be lightning and ominous voice effects when I did that.

[Feng]

"Wait... So you're saying this transformation includes us as well, eh Mr. Cloak?"

(Sips tea)

"This could be problematic..." ^_^

[Raleigh]

Well I suppose I could be convinced to place you somewhere safe Bones assuming I see no reason to alter you any. Should I consider chang.. ah yes I seem to remember something in that thread where I got turned into a geisha.

[Feng]

"That won't be necessary Mr. Cloak" says Bones drawing his twin pistols. "Nothing personal but I cannot have you carry out your crazy scheme. Some people do have cat allergies you know!" ^_^

"Besides, you made a rather nice Geisha. The cutest lil' Japanese entertainer on the continent."

[Raleigh]

And you are in my green house. *Tendrils of thorn covered vines rise up and jerk Bones' guns off target so they point up in the air.* Did I mention I can control plants?

[Miku-chan]

Katy draws a sword out of sunspace and stabs bones thru the side with it..."You leave my mother out of this. She spent weeks getting back to normal from that time as your Geisha" the sword seems to tingle inside Bones..

[Feng]

Bones dodges!

"What in the nine hells are you talking about?" says Bones, clearly annoyed. "I was merely a spectator minding my own business."

[Miku-chan]

*Katy rolls a 19 on her backstab effect on bones..."I won't let you Hurt my mother." Katy says

[Feng]

Bones blocks the attempted back stab with a Chibi minion.

"Mr. Cloak your daughter is quite delirious! Please control her!"