Greenhouse 216

[Albedo]

"A... girl!? But how? Why? I can't be stuck as some plantgirl forever." Al suddenly breaks down, even losing a few tears.

[Feng]

'There, there' says the flower. 'Please don't cry. It isn't all that bad.'

'Yeah,' chimes in Mr. Coconut. 'Now that you're a plant you don't have to worry about eating or sleeping again. You're free time has essentially doubled, perhaps tripled!"

'And pollination is just tops' continues a nearby flowering vine. 'Those bees really know a thing or two on how to make a flower happy!'

[Albedo]

"I-I suppose so" she says with a sniffle, "But what do you mean pollination and happy?"

[Feng]

(I do hope I'm not pushing the envelope here)
'Pollination silly!' says the Vine. 'You know where flowers mingle with one another?'

[Albedo]

(not mine)
"You mean making baby flowers?"

[Feng]

(That's good. )

'Most astute dear girl,' says Mr. Coconut before launching into a rant about the Hummingbirds and the Honey Bees, informing her about the ins and outs of pollination.

'And that's where new flowers come from, child!'

[Albedo]

She blinks wide-eyed as this is explained, "That sounds..... odd..."

[Feng]

'My dear girl,' says Mr. Coconut, clearly taken aback. 'Pollination isn't 'odd'! Its a perfectly natural part of the life of a plant such as yourself.'

Before Mr. Coconut can rant further a mysterious sphere approaches the plant girl, hovering mere inches in front of her face...

[Albedo]

"So... is this perfectly normal, too?" Al asks, as she reaches out to try and poke the sphere.

[Raleigh]

It was me or him and I chose the obvious.

[Feng]

::Albedo::

The orb begins to scan the new plant girl with a bluish light that tickles her skin for some reason.

:Test Subject #234: hums the sphere with a feminine voice

:Target appears to have successfully hybridized into a humanoid plant. Gender-Female. Height 3'8". Condition-Healthy. Relocation to new environment recommended!:

::Raleigh::

"Indeed... Anyways shall we be going?"

[Albedo]

"Wait wait, relocation? How do I get relocated?"

[Feng]

::Activating Mail portal. Please keep all arms, roots and tendrils within the transportation matrix for smoothest transport.::

A circle of yellow light surrounds Albedo-Chan.

::Coordinates set::

The sphere hums loudly as the plant girl feels a brief bit of nausea.

::Initiating transport. Thank you for choosing the Chibi Express for all your transportation needs. Chibi Express: delivering questionable content since 2007!::

[Albedo]

She /almost/ barfs, but doesn't. Mostly because it's rather hard for a plant to do. "Chibi? Where am I!?"

[Raleigh]

Aye. *Keeps on plodding along after his spirit guide.*