Hiring Villains!

[Knight Errant]

Dact wanders by... blinking at the booth. "Whats going on here?" He asks.

[Feng]

::Please sir, would you care to donate to the foundation for orphaned err... orphans? Its for a very worthy cause!::

[Knight Errant]

"... sure, just show me your credentials. You don't belong to the Himitsu Society for Gathering Orphans in Convenient and Flammable Buildings, do you?"

[Noise and Silence]

Noise gives a cheerful salute.

"That's more like it! Not so bad after all. I'll leave th'capering to Silence though."

Silence gives his brother a pat on the shoulder. "Quite, quite, I'll caper until the cows come home, as it were. Though--I should ask. What special qualities should a 'chibi shrine' have?"

[Raleigh]

Here you go. *Raleigh pulls out a set of legitimate credentials for an orphanage charity. After all why not use them in this situation as he does run a few after all.*

[Maiden Miki]

Megan could be seen sleeping in a corner. She was lightly snoring with her pink bangs in her face.

[Feng]

::You know Mr. Cloak, the young hero here would make a good candidate, hint hint, nudge nudge, wink::

The laptop seemingly ignores the sleeping girl for now, especially since its only visual sensor is focused on Dact.

::You will be informed later in the field, Mr. Silence:: says the laptop. ::Right now we have way too many interlopers as you can clearly see...::

[Raleigh]

Oh, no problems with that. *Fires one of the darts at Dact.*

[Maiden Miki]

Megan stirs for a bit and opens her eyes sleepily then looked around. The chibi does another yawn and seems to go back to sleep.

[Knight Errant]

Dact is looking over the credentials, hmming, when he is fired at! He ducks, drawing his sword in the same motion. "Huh... guess I wont donate after all." He swipes the sword towards Raleigh, aiming for the crossbow!

[Raleigh]

*Watches as the crossbow is hit.* Oh noes, my crossbow. *Takes another bolt in the opposite hand and tosses it at Dact with roughly the same amount of force.* Please don't lose those papers. As I said they are legit and I could use them elsewhere.

[Knight Errant]

Dact is... hit! Does the bolt penetrate his armor?! The suspense! "You know, I really dislike you..."

[Raleigh]

I know. That is why I went ahead and shot at you. I didn't think I could make your opinion any lower so no point in holding back, eh?

[Feng]

Indeed the bolt does penetrate Sir Dact's armor. Perhaps the good knight needs to find a better black smith? As the bolt pierces the skin he will immediately begin to feel very light headed and extremely hot in all that metal armor.

[Knight Errant]

"Well conceivably you could try redeeming yourself." He frowns, then holds his head as it feels light and he feels hot! "Damn it..."