The Labor Auction: Now Selling K! (Very Special)

[Raleigh]

*Litany jumps up and lands beside of Feng.* Litany: Alright, so I guess I'll be working with you for now.

*Raleigh walks back in returned to normal but snacking on some pocky.* What kind of training, sis?

[Windyuki]

*Litany jumps up and lands beside of Feng.* Litany: Alright, so I guess I'll be working with you for now.

*Raleigh walks back in returned to normal but snacking on some pocky.* What kind of training, sis?

Obedience!

*Gestures for K to come forth.*

[Kumi-chan]

A slave girl steps out onto the stage blushing a little as she does.

[Windyuki]

A slave girl steps out onto the stage blushing a little as she does.

Now look at her, isn't she just the most adorable thing? Smile and wave at the audience dear.

I'll open up the bidding at a keg of clockwork orange-juice!

[Kumi-chan]

K waves to the crowd as told to smiling to everyone.

[Windyuki]

K waves to the crowd as told to smiling to everyone.

See! If you've ever wanted to get back at K, to hurt him for whatever reason, humiliate him, or make him do something silly, now is your chance. For revenge! For pleasure! Come on, someone has to be orangy out there!

See, do the chicken dance!

Also, I suppose you could use her for something useful.... like interior decoration, salesgirl or whatever! She's a very versatile model!

As a special, rather than value, amusement will decide the comparative worth of different bids.

[Raleigh]

So you mean like I bid with my stacked deck set of cards that guarantees its owner always wins a card game played with it rather than a billion hel, yes?

[Maiden Miki]

"Hmm....How-how-how about Clockwork Oranges?" asked Megan as she raised her hand.

[Windyuki]

So you mean like I bid with my stacked deck set of cards that guarantees its owner always wins a card game played with it rather than a billion hel, yes?

Proof that Raleigh's a cheater is now in the lead! Also, yes. Money is boring in general. Well, unless it's cool money, and it's so easy to manufacture anyway.

"Hmm....How-how-how about Clockwork Oranges?" asked Megan as she raised her hand.

The first bid was a vat of clockwork orange-juice so I imagine they'd be fine. Though you lose points for repetition, so you don't beat Raleigh's one of a kind deck of cards with just that.

Anything is good from "IOU one favor" to "infinity+1 sword" to "me" to "My best friend" Don't bid generic NPCs though please, save as entire races.

[Maiden Miki]

"How-how-how about home made Clorkwork Orange Juice?" asked Megan as she seem busy trying to figure out what to bid.

[Windyuki]

"How-how-how about home made Clorkwork Orange Juice?" asked Megan as she seem busy trying to figure out what to bid.

That was already bid and overdone. Try your immortal soul or something. Offer to do something strange for a set period of time.

Anything that you'd do if you won that would be amusing, it doesn't necessarily have to give K any salary. You're fine with that K? Tell them you're fine with not actually getting paid so long as they amuse me!

[Raleigh]

Surely someone has another bid?

[Maiden Miki]

"Be-be-be stuck in my Black form for a day with her as my ser-ser-servent," said Megan as she seems be thinking.

[Windyuki]

"Be-be-be stuck in my Black form for a day with her as my ser-ser-servent," said Megan as she seems be thinking.

No clue what that means, but that's currently the leading bid.

[Raleigh]

I'll bid some phylacteries I have of some of elder demons.