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The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:22 am

*A giant vacuum-cleaner like object begins sucking up all of the Muffins in the Muffin-room/verse/ville/other. If not stopped, the universe shall soon become completely muffinless. Incidentally, it's all Allen's fault.*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:32 am

"Demon vacuum! Without muffins this place would be The Room! That sounds like the title of some trashy movie or talkshow! I wont have it!"

Dact charges, going to impale the machine with his spear.
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:33 am

Knight Errant wrote:"Demon vacuum! Without muffins this place would be The Room! That sounds like the title of some trashy movie or talkshow! I wont have it!"

Dact charges, going to impale the machine with his spear.


*The machine turns its hose on Dact and spews out a stream of muffins, before quickly sucking them back in so they hit him from both directions! Then again, it's somewhat implausible that a muffin would actually hurt someone in full armor.*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:35 am

".... ow. Take THAT!" He charges through the muffin stream... going to STAB.
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:38 am

Knight Errant wrote:".... ow. Take THAT!" He charges through the muffin stream... going to STAB.


*The vacuum hose is stabbed. And starts sucking in the stabby stuff too!*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:42 am

Dact lets go of the spear... grabbing an axe from his pack and using that next! He could get his weapons back once the demon vacuum was dead.
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Miku-chan » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:53 am

*As a laser beam shoots from out of no where, aimed at the critical vortex motor driving the suck action of the Muffin remover, a green haired man appears net to Dact, a microphone in hand..." So tell us sir, what are your thoughts on this strange new attack. Is this more if the corrupting influence of the council or backwash from other things going on..."
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 1:32 am

Miku-chan wrote:*As a laser beam shoots from out of no where, aimed at the critical vortex motor driving the suck action of the Muffin remover, a green haired man appears net to Dact, a microphone in hand..." So tell us sir, what are your thoughts on this strange new attack. Is this more if the corrupting influence of the council or backwash from other things going on..."



*The engine is hit and explodes! Fortunately, the primary back-up quickly kicks into action and starts sucking up all nearby axes, lasers and journalistic integrity.*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby KonokoHasano » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:22 am

Konoko, sitting on a roof, watches his for a moment before rolling her eyes. Hopping off of the roof, her body shifts and changes and grows. Eventually, she was a giant herself, towering over all of the buildings and the vacuum cleaner itself.

"Bad vacuum cleaner. Who let you out of your closet and made you go on a rampage." She wags her finger at it as she proceeds to try and flip a switch off.
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:49 pm

"Will this thing ever stop?" He takes out a hammer... bashing every inch of it he can reach!
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:24 pm

KonokoHasano wrote:Konoko, sitting on a roof, watches his for a moment before rolling her eyes. Hopping off of the roof, her body shifts and changes and grows. Eventually, she was a giant herself, towering over all of the buildings and the vacuum cleaner itself.

"Bad vacuum cleaner. Who let you out of your closet and made you go on a rampage." She wags her finger at it as she proceeds to try and flip a switch off.



*The vacuum is hammered, and proceeds to vacuum up all nearby hangovers. It also vacuums up any nearby giantness.*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Miku-chan » Tue Feb 15, 2011 9:35 pm

As the journalistic integrity is sucked out of the area, more cameras and lights suddenly appears the new sensationalism style reporting...(AKA as TMZ and National Enquirer TV)... Takes to the chaotic forefront. Several mews rags start showing up with headlines like..."Wandering knight sucked dry as Mother of vacuums cleans him out" and "Giant home maker lectures on manors"
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby KonokoHasano » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:20 pm

Windyuki wrote:*The vacuum is hammered, and proceeds to vacuum up all nearby hangovers. It also vacuums up any nearby giantness.*

Growling, Konoko grabs the thing by the handle and lifts it up, right before slamming it against the ground repeatedly. "You. Stupid. Thing!"
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby Windyuki » Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:37 pm

KonokoHasano wrote:Growling, Konoko grabs the thing by the handle and lifts it up, right before slamming it against the ground repeatedly. "You. Stupid. Thing!"


*Having encountered a slammer, the vacuum begins sucking up all convicts from the Muffinverse/ville/etc.*
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Re: The Muffin Men

Postby KonokoHasano » Tue Feb 15, 2011 11:09 pm

"..."

Just proceeds to remove the bag and toss the vacuum cleaner itself away.
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