by Windyuki » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:35 am
*A suspicious box, from the top of which protrudes a hand wearing a BD sock puppet that seems to be holding a long list of something, can be seen on the streets of Neo-muffinville. A voice from the box begins reading.*
We, the awesommer 75% of the newly and totally fairly elected council pass the following laws. They've been voted on fairly by all involved and gone through all the appropriate channels. Whatever those actually are.
More importantly, they're written in purple crayon and therefore twice as unbreakable.
1. We, the fairly elected Muffinville council hereby declare our new name to be the Officially Awesome Overlords of Awesome. Anyone using the old name will be flogged and married to Kether.
2. A grievous injustice has come to our attention. Rei's hair has not been set on fire half as much as required by the official brotherhood charter subsection 8325.346b paragraph 1. To incentivize this, anyone who sets Rei, or Raleigh's hair on fire shall be awarded a 50% decrease on oppression coupon, good for one instance of oppression.
3. Slapstick violence is down to unheard of levels. Henceforth all those pesky laws limiting violence and mindless murder are hereby revoked. If you don't like it, start a revolution.
4. We henceforth requisition all the ice-cream in Muffinville. Not that we, by which we mean Himistu, wouldn't take it anyway, but now you're mandated to give it to us, so we'll blow you up again when you refuse.
5. In honor of Stratagemi, that goes double for pie.
6. Rather than using some bothersome court system, all challenges brought forth to the council will be solved in true Muffinville fashion, through war.
7. Give us your money too.
8. Marriage is not going to be made illegal. After deep consideration the members of the council realized that the suffering of other members of the council outweighed the potential benefits of rendering it impossible.
9. The first person to blow up all of Muffinville in an appropriately amusing way can get unrestricted access to the Muffinville treasury.
All of these laws are totally legitimate and non-compliance will be met with a rubber chicken to the face. This would have been a pie, but those were already all stolen.
Appointed Spammister Rank 3 by Caprice on Sat Dec 20, 2008 5:25 pm
Officially Elected Overlord of Muffinville.