Edicts from On-high: Commandments for the new overworld

[Windyuki]

*A suspicious box, from the top of which protrudes a hand wearing a BD sock puppet that seems to be holding a long list of something, can be seen on the streets of Neo-muffinville. A voice from the box begins reading.*

We, the awesommer 75% of the newly and totally fairly elected council pass the following laws. They've been voted on fairly by all involved and gone through all the appropriate channels. Whatever those actually are.

More importantly, they're written in purple crayon and therefore twice as unbreakable.

1. We, the fairly elected Muffinville council hereby declare our new name to be the Officially Awesome Overlords of Awesome. Anyone using the old name will be flogged and married to Kether.

2. A grievous injustice has come to our attention. Rei's hair has not been set on fire half as much as required by the official brotherhood charter subsection 8325.346b paragraph 1. To incentivize this, anyone who sets Rei, or Raleigh's hair on fire shall be awarded a 50% decrease on oppression coupon, good for one instance of oppression.

3. Slapstick violence is down to unheard of levels. Henceforth all those pesky laws limiting violence and mindless murder are hereby revoked. If you don't like it, start a revolution.

4. We henceforth requisition all the ice-cream in Muffinville. Not that we, by which we mean Himistu, wouldn't take it anyway, but now you're mandated to give it to us, so we'll blow you up again when you refuse.

5. In honor of Stratagemi, that goes double for pie.

6. Rather than using some bothersome court system, all challenges brought forth to the council will be solved in true Muffinville fashion, through war.

7. Give us your money too.

8. Marriage is not going to be made illegal. After deep consideration the members of the council realized that the suffering of other members of the council outweighed the potential benefits of rendering it impossible.

9. The first person to blow up all of Muffinville in an appropriately amusing way can get unrestricted access to the Muffinville treasury.

All of these laws are totally legitimate and non-compliance will be met with a rubber chicken to the face. This would have been a pie, but those were already all stolen.

[shinryou]

"Wait... the councils been elected?" Akio said, puzzled

[Windyuki]

"Wait... the councils been elected?" Akio said, puzzled

*The box slowly wobbles toward Shinryou. Once within appropriate range, the BD sock puppet thwacks Shinryou on the forehead.*

Yes! Look at the appropriate stickied thread!

*The box wobbles back into its former position.*

[Kether]

Its an announcement not a sticky!

[Windyuki]

Its an announcement not a sticky!

*The puppet recedes into the box before reappearing with a new, much smaller and less official piece of paper.*

10. After much deliberation, the council declares open season on Kethers! You don't need a permit to hunt them anymore.

[Raleigh]

Hm... well I must say I'm flattered that there is a whole rule about me alone.

[KonokoHasano]

Well this is definitely random.

[Helel]

Aeris seems to be preoccupied with attempting to put a fire-wig on Raleigh's head. Yes, the wig is made of fire, don't question her methods! >:O

[Windyuki]

Aeris seems to be preoccupied with attempting to put a fire-wig on Raleigh's head. Yes, the wig is made of fire, don't question her methods! >:O

I approve!

*The sock puppet gives Aeris a hearty thumbs up*

In other news, we have some new rules.

11. Muffins are hearby banned. The name of this board shall henceforth be changed to the Muffinlessverse.

12. Oxygen is a valuable resource with tons of uses, such as helping Rei's hair continue to burn once set on fire. As such, the wasting of oxygen for such trivial reasons as breathing is hereby prohibited. Any found guilty of consuming oxygen will be beaten with a herring.

[Miku-chan]

Well, I guess it is a good thing holograms don't need to breath then" a green haired man says as he fades into being

[KonokoHasano]

"Honestly?" Bashes Windy upside the head with a large tuna.

[Raleigh]

*Looks at Aeris with a deadpan expression once the wig is on his head.* Oh no, whatever shall I do... *The wig is snuffed out in the same instant revealing no damage to his hair.* I still don't understand the allure of that since its as pointless as choking me.

[Helel]

As the fire is put out, Raleigh ends up with a red colored mullet wig on his head.

"Aww, you removed the best part of the wig~!"

[Raleigh]

Sorry. *The wig burns away in a blue flame returning his hair to normal.* And really, a mullet? Do I look like Solid Snake to you?

[Windyuki]

"Honestly?" Bashes Windy upside the head with a large tuna.

*Windy hasn't been present. But the large box with protruding sock puppet is smacked handily with a tuna.*

HERRING! I said Herring!

Don't make the overlord angry!