Park Trail

[Bigmouthstrikes]

The rock hits the cultist in the head, causing him to let out a loud "Owwww!" in a nasally voice.

The other cultists moved. By this time They had restrained Rosetta. She shot a spell into one of that caused him to stumble backward as he turned into a bikini, but others moved in on her. The leader, recovering from his blow, stood up and thrust the object at the cheerleader, who let out a scream before shrinking into nothing.

[Blindsense]

Well, this could have gone better... Only one thing to do - free the magic user. He lets out a (rather unintimidating) battle cry as he tries to tackle the legs of the cultist restraining Rosetta.

[Bigmouthstrikes]

The cultist is dropped to the ground, but soon there are several converging from him in all directions.

"Lance! Get out of here!" She yells as a the leader thrusts at her next. Before his eyes, Rosetta dwindles and disappears...

[Blindsense]

The cultist is dropped to the ground, but soon there are several converging from him in all directions.

"Lance! Get out of here!" She yells as a the leader thrusts at her next. Before his eyes, Rosetta dwindles and disappears...

"Good plan," he mutters as he stands up and dashes away towards... Anywhere but there, really.

[Bigmouthstrikes]

"Get him!" yelled the cultist in his nasally voice. "We have a hero here!"

He finds himself quite surrounded now!

[Blindsense]

"Get him!" yelled the cultist in his nasally voice. "We have a hero here!"

He finds himself quite surrounded now!

...Not good. He barrels towards the one that had talked - he sounded like an asthmatic, so maybe he could out-muscle him and escape.

[Bigmouthstrikes]

The guy pointed a thing at him. Soon, he found the world around him getting much, much larger, before he blacked out entirely...

[Blindsense]

The guy pointed a thing at him. Soon, he found the world around him getting much, much larger, before he blacked out entirely...

Lance, not wanting to go down without a fight, manages to mutter a few choice expletives before drifting into unconsciousness...

[Bigmouthstrikes]

When he awoke, he found that it was rather sunny....or at least that there was a white sky above him. A trail stood ahead of him and he could hear the sounds of a struggle in the distance.

Above a loud voice said, "Hey, Keith! Your knight woke up."

"Alright! Awesome!"

[Blindsense]

When he awoke, he found that it was rather sunny....or at least that there was a white sky above him. A trail stood ahead of him and he could hear the sounds of a struggle in the distance.

Above a loud voice said, "Hey, Keith! Your knight woke up."

"Alright! Awesome!"

Lance cracks open his eyes, the wicked-bright light of the sky giving him quite the morning headache. "...The heck is going on...?" he groans, sitting up with a struggle.

[Bigmouthstrikes]

"Hey. You. The knight." Came the nasaly voice. "Get over to the fight up ahead."

[Blindsense]

"Hey. You. The knight." Came the nasaly voice. "Get over to the fight up ahead."

"Who the heck are you, and why are you ordering me around?" He groans, getting to his feet.

[Bigmouthstrikes]

"Look, we just needed a hero for our seige tonight." He said. "Go finish it for us and we'll let you go."

"As for me." He added. "I...I am Dungeon Master Zorlord!"

[Blindsense]

"Look, we just needed a hero for our seige tonight." He said. "Go finish it for us and we'll let you go."

"As for me." He added. "I...I am Dungeon Master Zorlord!"

"...You're joking." Lance facepalms. These weren't even real cultists... They were worse. They were freaking roleplayers. I mean honestly, who DOES that?

"...So if I play along, you'll let me go?"

[Bigmouthstrikes]

((hehehehehe))

"Of course. It's only for the night. Besides, we won't even be here for long." He said. "We only have two liters of Mountain Dew, since someone FORGOT TO PURCHASE TONIGHT'S PROVISIONS!"

"Sorry, guys! I told you mom was out of town!"

"Jeeze. Tyler. Can't count on you for anything."