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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Maiden Miki » Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:10 am

Blaze wrote:"Ah, you like that? I'm glad~"

The nurse grins and hands Maya a sheet of paper.

"You look like that because Miss Fimbulvetr decided to give you a softer assignment. Getting more people to join Niflheim as an idol."

"But...." said Maya as she tries to protest but was given the sheet of paper by the nurse. She looked at it and read what it said. Maya looked a bit unsure and tries to use her guitar to cover up her oversized bust. She gulped and said, "But I don't know the first thing about being an idol."
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:13 am

Blaze wrote:"Ah, I see your problem. You're basically a cantakerous old man who dislikes all this new-fangled technology. I think I have a candidate for the AI-Duo Inititive~ It would involve remodelling you so you won't look so mechanical." Fimbulvetr says.


"I'm not old..." Grumbles Dact=Tan, not bothering to refute the other parts. At her next words, she hesitates... "I guess that would be good..." She says. "But... what is this 'AI-Duo' thing?
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Marky » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:59 pm

Blaze wrote:"No you aren't. Unless you're interested now?"

The photocopy is finished and the gynoid offers am the copy.


Sam pauses, and frowns a little. "Well, um, I dunno what mom would think if she found out..."
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Feng » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:33 pm

::So I take it I'm being involved in some physical line of work then, yes? This is quite bothersome...:: :?

::Then again, FREE SWORD! Yay!:: :D

Raoul-Tan gives the sword a whirl showing some surprising expertise with the blade. Is he secretly a closet swordsman? Or does he simply play a lot of video games in between classes? If you guessed the latter, you would be correct.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Blaze » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:16 pm

Maiden Miki wrote:"But...." said Maya as she tries to protest but was given the sheet of paper by the nurse. She looked at it and read what it said. Maya looked a bit unsure and tries to use her guitar to cover up her oversized bust. She gulped and said, "But I don't know the first thing about being an idol."

"Those nanites in you are linked to the Niflheim mainframe. They can alter your synapses so that you'll know everythign there is to know." the nurse says with a smile.

Knight Errant wrote:"I'm not old..." Grumbles Dact=Tan, not bothering to refute the other parts. At her next words, she hesitates... "I guess that would be good..." She says. "But... what is this 'AI-Duo' thing?

"Basically, you would be linked to two drones with advances artifical intelligence. They watch your back, you take care of them. Perhaps you'll learn to appreciate technology upon seeing them." Fimbulvetr says.

Marky wrote:Sam pauses, and frowns a little. "Well, um, I dunno what mom would think if she found out..."

"Well, this is just me talking dear, but if I had a child, and they got a job of their own intitive, I would be proud of them." the office gynoid says.

Feng wrote:::So I take it I'm being involved in some physical line of work then, yes? This is quite bothersome...:: :?

::Then again, FREE SWORD! Yay!:: :D

Raoul-Tan gives the sword a whirl showing some surprising expertise with the blade. Is he secretly a closet swordsman? Or does he simply play a lot of video games in between classes? If you guessed the latter, you would be correct.

"Not free. Damage it, and it comes out of your paycheck." Fimbulvetr warns.

Raoul-Tan may find the sword easy to use! In fact, her newly artifical mind has the knowledge on how to use it already in it.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:25 pm

"I doubt it... but it has to be better than having jet turbine panties..." She grumbles a bit... then asks. "By the way... perhaps you can explain this... job... more thoroughly? What is is you expect us to do?"
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Feng » Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 pm

Knight Errant wrote:"I doubt it... but it has to be better than having jet turbine panties..." She grumbles a bit... then asks. "By the way... perhaps you can explain this... job... more thoroughly? What is is you expect us to do?"


::Isn't it obvious?:: says Raoul-Tan. ::We're crime fighters; superheros! We protect the citizens of the city while defending Truth, Honor and Bunnies!:: :D

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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Maiden Miki » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:09 pm

Blaze wrote:"Those nanites in you are linked to the Niflheim mainframe. They can alter your synapses so that you'll know everythign there is to know." the nurse says with a smile.

"Sy-synapses? What is that? Wait? I am not completely human?" asked Maya as she was kind of confused.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Raleigh » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:05 am

Oh, this'll be fun. *Thousands of micro-missiles form around Rei and fire off around the building hitting namely the most expensive looking stuff she can find first. Even as that happens she begins firing the guns this form came with at various objects of lesser value.*
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Blaze » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:10 pm

Knight Errant wrote:"I doubt it... but it has to be better than having jet turbine panties..." She grumbles a bit... then asks. "By the way... perhaps you can explain this... job... more thoroughly? What is is you expect us to do?"
Feng wrote:::Isn't it obvious?:: says Raoul-Tan. ::We're crime fighters; superheros! We protect the citizens of the city while defending Truth, Honor and Bunnies!:: :D

Raoul-Tan strikes a dynamic pose!

"Well, since you'll be a test subject, we will be testing you for the most part."

Fimbulvetr looks at Raoul-Tan and smiles.

"... indeed. You will be working as a hero. For the safety of Muffinville... and the glory of Niflheim."

Maiden Miki wrote:"Sy-synapses? What is that? Wait? I am not completely human?" asked Maya as she was kind of confused.

"Let's just call them brain cells hon." the nurse says, patting Maya on the head.

Raleigh wrote:Oh, this'll be fun. *Thousands of micro-missiles form around Rei and fire off around the building hitting namely the most expensive looking stuff she can find first. Even as that happens she begins firing the guns this form came with at various objects of lesser value.*

The other agents whoop it up, as security comes running!

"Let's see how you handle organics new girl!" one yells as she sticks her hands through portals she conjures. Several guards drop dead like their hearts had been crushed.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Raleigh » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:13 pm

Alright. *She smirks as she jumps up and lands in amongst several of the guards.* Killing Fields. *She doesn't even move but the people around her begin to be torn apart leaving behind rather nasty messes that really would only be appealing to carrion eaters and starving vampires.* Heh. *She speeds up and uses a materialized dagger to slit the throats of a few more.* Ready for something even more morale breaking?
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Maiden Miki » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:30 pm

Blaze wrote:"Let's just call them brain cells hon." the nurse says, patting Maya on the head.

"Oh okay. I guess that is fine. So what now? I guess you want me to work now?" asked Maya as she tried to hide her bust from being shown too much. She wasn't sure if 'brain cells' was meant to make fun of her or not.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:03 pm

"Greeeat... so I get to be a test subject..." Says Dact, rolling her eyes.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Feng » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:37 pm

::Excelsior!:: exclaims Raoul-Tan, swinging her sword crazily again.
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Re: Niflheim Industries Now Hiring!

Postby Blaze » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:11 pm

Raleigh wrote:Alright. *She smirks as she jumps up and lands in amongst several of the guards.* Killing Fields. *She doesn't even move but the people around her begin to be torn apart leaving behind rather nasty messes that really would only be appealing to carrion eaters and starving vampires.* Heh. *She speeds up and uses a materialized dagger to slit the throats of a few more.* Ready for something even more morale breaking?

The other black-op androids gape for a moment, before the leader yells.

"A bonus to whoever can top that!"

The all cheer and set out to try and reduce guards to powder or a fine mist. The guards Raleigh-Tan is facing seem very demoralized already!

Maiden Miki wrote:"Oh okay. I guess that is fine. So what now? I guess you want me to work now?" asked Maya as she tried to hide her bust from being shown too much. She wasn't sure if 'brain cells' was meant to make fun of her or not.

"Right you are. Follow me."

The nurse leads Maya from the hospital room!

Knight Errant wrote:"Greeeat... so I get to be a test subject..." Says Dact, rolling her eyes.

"Oh it's not so bad. And once we ensure the program is safe, you'll be allowed to take on more exciting roles!"

Before Dact-Tan can react, the ground she's standing on lowers back down!

Feng wrote:::Excelsior!:: exclaims Raoul-Tan, swinging her sword crazily again.

Fimbulvetr catches the sword.

"Stop that, or you'll do someone an injury. Someone I didn't want you to injure."

Raoul-Tan feels a need to obey from within herself!
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