Circe's Manor THE NEXT

[Ookalf]

*Circe nods.* OK, that explains where all this came from... You couldn't have called before setting this up, though?

[AmbushCat]

Eebon: *puzzled* I did. I left a message on your direct line about... three and a half hours ago. Ring, ring, ring, gaw.

[Ookalf]

Really? Because I didn't hear about it until Drew told me just now... Maybe I should just check my messages more often. *Circe shrugs.* Well, I guess it doesn't help to worry about it now. What all do we have here, anyway?

[AmbushCat]

Eebon: In the way of food? Pretty much everything, though you might want want to be wary around the venison burgers. People think that Zapana spiced a few of them up something fierce, gaw.

[Ookalf]

Ah, I see. I guess I may as well enjoy, then. *Circe grabs a plate and starts gathering up snacks.*

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *still standing atop a maid's head* Sorceress off the starboard bow! *salutes Circe when she gets close enough* Hoist the Jolly Roger, and beware the Onion Jack!

[Ookalf]

*Circe nods to Elk as she walks past.* Yes, hello, Elk. And how have you been?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *stands on one foot and points forward* Like a white whale after a rout a la Ahab!

Maid he's standing on: I'm feeling more like a crow's nest...

Elk: *nods cheerfully* With an elevator. Bugs Bunny sends his regards, Lola!

[Ookalf]

Right, I'm sure... For now, would you mind getting off my maid's head? I can't imagine she likes that very much.

[AmbushCat]

((OOC: Mind if I bring in one of your minor characters for my next action?))

[Ookalf]

(Fine by me.)

[AmbushCat]

*Elk agreeably jumps off of "Lola's" head, much to her relief. He doesn't aim for the floor, though, instead landing with picture-perfect aim on the head of a fish-woman maid who was on her way to get some food. Of note is that the woman's name tag reads "Madison".*

Elk: For scale, lass, for scale!

[Ookalf]

Ah! *Madison nearly falls over after Elk jumps on her, but manages to remain upright.* Hah, safe... You OK up there?

*Circe just shakes her head as she sees this.* Not what I was hoping for... But at the same time, I almost feel like I should have expected this.

[AmbushCat]

Elk: Simply FL. Thank you, thank you! Keel holding together, Madeline?

Random Maid #46: *mutters just loud enough for Circe to hear* For crying out loud, kid, read the name tag once in a while.

[Ookalf]

Um, I think so? I don't really know what all that means...

*Circe shakes her head.* Even if he did read them, he'd probably still say whatever he wanted...