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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Maiden Miki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:37 pm

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*The book is quite quick to agree! Teachers like Mia need to enforce discipline with harsh punishments less kids get up to who-knows-what. It's for their own good. Really, training a child isn't that different from training an animal of some sort in the least.

Meanwhile, Mia's clothes finish transforming themselves into a nun's habit. The book, a quick read, is almost finished at this point as well.*

"Cute children do need to be trained in the wrongs and rights. That is certainly. They won't learn it by themselves so they need to be punished if they don't learn at all. It is for their own good afterall," said Maya as she nods a bit and tries to finish off the book seeing that she was close to finishing.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:40 pm

The boy's wide eyes watched as Windy took the bottle and poured the milk into a saucer. There was a little suprised groan as he, became a she, but she rolled over and crawled towards the saucer, gazing at it in confusion for a moment before lowering her head down, slurping at the milk, her cheeks bright red as she knew the attractive woman was watching, but she couldn't stop herself. She shivered as she felt her clothing go through quite a transformation, but continues to lap from the saucer.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Windyuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:46 pm

Maiden Miki wrote:"Cute children do need to be trained in the wrongs and rights. That is certainly. They won't learn it by themselves so they need to be punished if they don't learn at all. It is for their own good afterall," said Maya as she nods a bit and tries to finish off the book seeing that she was close to finishing.


*The book finishes by explaining that: as a beacon of (nondemonitational unspecified religion backed) authority, Maya knows best on what's right and wrong, so clearly any children who don't do what she wants them to do should be punished! Meanwhile the physical transformation finishes, leaving Maya looking the part of a cute nun. Perfect to teach at a religious school.

The door behind Maya unlocks itself.*

Lian wrote:she coudl be looking for employees


Who could be?

Ickle Harri-chan wrote:The boy's wide eyes watched as Windy took the bottle and poured the milk into a saucer. There was a little surprised groan as he, became a she, but she rolled over and crawled towards the saucer, gazing at it in confusion for a moment before lowering her head down, slurping at the milk, her cheeks bright red as she knew the attractive woman was watching, but she couldn't stop herself. She shivered as she felt her clothing go through quite a transformation, but continues to lap from the saucer.


*And the boy's transformation finishes, leaving her as a cute young kitten in need of an owner.*

See. A job where you don't have to do anything except lay around and purr occasionally. Well, and be obnoxiously cute.

*Pats the kitten on the head.*
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Raleigh » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:49 pm

Litany: I was assigned to come in and get a job for why I am here. What I mean by returning man to a simpler time is reducing the stress society piles onto them or at least put in something so they feel less stress at any rate. Nobody put anything on Mt. Everest but the item was dropped there. Well there was some beastly things occurring but I assure you we weren't watching movies and there wasn't a lot of sleep either come to think of it. I would. Might even be fun to be in law enforcement what with all the bondage... errr restraints and such.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:49 pm

Lifting her face from the saucer, the kitten girl looked up at Windy with her wide eyes. As the hand patted her head, she purred, and crawled around the woman's legs, rubbing herself up against them, and even squeezing between them. Her paws lifted from the floor and lightly pressed against Windy's leg, "B-But I'm a girl... ", she said in a quiet voice, looking down at the smooth front of the swimsuit-like costume.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Kether » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:51 pm

the succubus, but she's not
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Raleigh » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:52 pm

Litany: No, I'm not here for employees. My mother might drop by though to take in some I'm sure. She has been looking for a nun to hire for awhile and the humor of a humanoid pet isn't lost on her at all. In fact I'm sure she would delight in that above most other things.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Windyuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:54 pm

Raleigh wrote:Litany: I was assigned to come in and get a job for why I am here. What I mean by returning man to a simpler time is reducing the stress society piles onto them or at least put in something so they feel less stress at any rate. Nobody put anything on Mt. Everest but the item was dropped there. Well there was some beastly things occurring but I assure you we weren't watching movies and there wasn't a lot of sleep either come to think of it. I would. Might even be fun to be in law enforcement what with all the bondage... errr restraints and such.


That's easy enough. Though, I suspect our new head nun may need to hire some other teachers soon too.

Ickle Harri-chan wrote:Lifting her face from the saucer, the kitten girl looked up at Windy with her wide eyes. As the hand patted her head, she purred, and crawled around the woman's legs, rubbing herself up against them, and even squeezing between them. Her paws lifted from the floor and lightly pressed against Windy's leg, "B-But I'm a girl... ", she said in a quiet voice, looking down at the smooth front of the swimsuit-like costume.


Well, you couldn't be a catboy now. That just wouldn't make sense, would it? Especially not for a kitten.

Anyway, we'll find an owner for you eventually, so just sit around here and play with this until then.

*Tosses the kitten a rubber mouse toy.*

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Yes, it would be nice if someone who was hiring would show up. Finding places for all these people is going to be a tad difficult.

Raleigh wrote:Litany: No, I'm not here for employees. My mother might drop by though to take in some I'm sure. She has been looking for a nun to hire for awhile and the humor of a humanoid pet isn't lost on her at all. In fact I'm sure she would delight in that above most other things.


The pet does seem like she could use a good owner, but the nun might have trouble taking orders from others. I was leaning toward putting her in charge of a school or something. I'm sure we have a bunch of defunct ones lying around.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Harri-chan » Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:57 pm

She continued to look up with a confused expression until the rubber mouse toy came out. She couldn't help but lock her gaze onto it, and followed it as it fell before pouncing towards it and snatching it up between her teeth. A proud little smile formed on her lips, and she peered around at the other visitors to the Burea, lightly squeezing the toy with her jaw to make it squeak.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Raleigh » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:18 pm

Good news then. I happen to know of a nearby boarding school in need of a nun. The one who was going to work there got pulled away on business about a year back before completing all her training. *Raleigh walks in with a katana strapped on his side.* I understand you are offering people jobs Windy. Think I could hire a few? I also can give you directions to that little boarding school I think.

Even if I can't I would like to take that kitten off your hands. I know a thing or two about handling cats and perhaps I can get a new familiar out of it or something.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Windyuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:42 pm

Raleigh wrote:Good news then. I happen to know of a nearby boarding school in need of a nun. The one who was going to work there got pulled away on business about a year back before completing all her training. *Raleigh walks in with a katana strapped on his side.* I understand you are offering people jobs Windy. Think I could hire a few? I also can give you directions to that little boarding school I think.

Even if I can't I would like to take that kitten off your hands. I know a thing or two about handling cats and perhaps I can get a new familiar out of it or something.

If you have a school for the nun to run you're welcome to her, though she may need some more people. We also have a (fairy) accountant in the works.

And you're welcome to the kitten.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby KonokoHasano » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:52 pm

Hmm...

That works. Here. Just go dust a few things on a trial basis.

*Hands Ashley a feather duster.*

Ashley blinks at this, but shrugs as he takes the duster and goes around dusting random things off.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Windyuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:47 pm

KonokoHasano wrote:
Hmm...

That works. Here. Just go dust a few things on a trial basis.

*Hands Ashley a feather duster.*

Ashley blinks at this, but shrugs as he takes the duster and goes around dusting random things off.


*Her clothing rapidly begins to lose color, transforming into black and white as she does.*
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby KonokoHasano » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:13 pm

*Her clothing rapidly begins to lose color, transforming into black and white as she does.*

Upon noticing this, Ashley blinks a little. Apparently he had become a she without noticing, and the losing of color to her clothes was odd. None-the-less, she decided to continue dusting.
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Re: Better Business Bureau

Postby Windyuki » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:16 pm

KonokoHasano wrote:Upon noticing this, Ashley blinks a little. Apparently he had become a she without noticing, and the losing of color to her clothes was odd. None-the-less, she decided to continue dusting.


*Oddly enough, it wasn't so much that Ashley had become a she as that the impartial forces arbitrating this small part of the muffinverse couldn't actually read, or so it would seem. Regardless, his clothes meld together into a skirt, so the analysis wasn't all that far off really.*
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