At Sea

[Raleigh]

Not at all. Welcome aboard my dear.

We got everyone else aboard, correct?

[Ookalf]

Not at all. Welcome aboard my dear.

All right! *The robot nurse boards the ship.* So, um, I'm not sure I've met all of you... You can call me Flo, all right?

[Harri-chan]

Emma turns at the sound of another female voice, and her eyes widen a little at the sight of the woman in the nurse outfit, muttering to herself, "C'est une robe très courte". As she'd done with the others, she aimed her camera at Flo and snapped a picture or two, but when she lowered it, her eyes still lingered on the hemline of that dress.

[Feng]

"Charmed to meet you" says Bones, offering the robo-nurse a handshake. "You can call me Bones!"

[Raleigh]

Alright then. Let's set sail. *Casts off the line and the boat sails off to sea. It only takes a few moments for everyone to likely realize that they are leaving behind a cardboard cutout of the massive ship they thought they boarded as they realize they are on a moderately sized junk that is just now having its masts rise up and unfurl the sails.* La de da... by the way... anyone here know how to pilot a ship? I think we are going toward the reefs.

[Harri-chan]

Emma managed to tear her gaze away from the nurse and her short dress, to lean against the side of the ship, her elbows propped up on top of the barrier, ironically her own dress pulling up slightly, almost showing her underwear to those behind her. Aiming her camera back at the dock, she took a couple of photos before realising the ship she thought they were on had been left behind, and was only a cardboard cut out!

Turning back around, she leaned her head back to see the sails unfurl on the ship. Unable to understand Raleigh's warning, her face showed no panic, just confusion as she walked around the deck.

[shinryou]

"Don't look at me..." Kazuya replied, "But someone better do something"

[Feng]

".... Oh very well" >_< says a reluctant Bones. With a swish of his cloak he dashes for the wheel and takes hold, attempting to steer the vessel away from certain death, hoping under his breath that this type of boat actually has a steering wheel.

[Ookalf]

"Charmed to meet you" says Bones, offering the robo-nurse a handshake. "You can call me Bones!"

*Flo shakes Bones' hand.* A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Bones. *Flo then turns to ask Emma what she just said, but pauses after Raleigh's startling statement.*

Alright then. Let's set sail. *Casts off the line and the boat sails off to sea. It only takes a few moments for everyone to likely realize that they are leaving behind a cardboard cutout of the massive ship they thought they boarded as they realize they are on a moderately sized junk that is just now having its masts rise up and unfurl the sails.* La de da... by the way... anyone here know how to pilot a ship? I think we are going toward the reefs.

Umm... Don't you know how to steer it?

[Harri-chan]

Seeing Bones rush to the wheel, Emma's eyes narrowed. She assumed the dastardly man was hijacking the boat, and pointing at him, she began to yell. "Je vous ai dit qu'il était une mauvaise personne! Personne ne m'écoute!".

[Raleigh]

Well this model of boat is still active and thus doesn't fall into the either super advanced or primitive categories. As such I can't pilot it unless you want it to fall apart under us and to swim back to shore. Might I also point out that I can't swim so I would prefer to avoid that happening. *Conveniently neglects to mention that he could just remove that limiter to pilot it himself but he finds this situation more amusing.* Please calm down Emma. He is saving us all from a likely painful watery grave. ((Gee... I've been watching a lot of Sgt. Frog lately. Does it show?))

[Feng]

SWISH!

Bones casts aside his cloak and top hat, now sporting a white captains hat.

"Riiight..." he says, gently steering the ship away from the shoals. "Which way am I steering this thing?"

[Harri-chan]

Emma gave an angry look to those around her that hadn't stopped Bones 'hijacking' the ship, before she ran to the front of the boat and looked out at the sea ahead of them, only now seeing the submerged reef that they narrowly avoided thanks to Bones.

[Raleigh]

*In the Powerpuff Girls' narrator's voice.* And once again the day was saved thanks to... Lord Bones?

What, none of the rest of you know how to pilot a ship?

[Ookalf]

*In the Powerpuff Girls' narrator's voice.* And once again the day was saved thanks to... Lord Bones?

What, none of the rest of you know how to pilot a ship?

Hey, I'm nurse, not a... boat... driver... lady. I wasn't really made for stuff like that.