Better Business Bureau

[Harri-chan]

Taking the choker, he looked it over in his hands and then shrugged. "I guess it kinda fits.. ", he said, tugging on his black t-shirt before slipping the thing around his neck and fastening it up. "Wait... I thought you were joking. There's no job that gives room and board for nothing... ".

[Windyuki]

Taking the choker, he looked it over in his hands and then shrugged. "I guess it kinda fits.. ", he said, tugging on his black t-shirt before slipping the thing around his neck and fastening it up. "Wait... I thought you were joking. There's no job that gives room and board for nothing... ".

Sure there is. You'll see in a few moments.

Have something to drink while you wait.

*Hands the boy a bottle of milk.*

[KonokoHasano]

Bores easily...

"I don't bore easily. I'm just bored right now."

Such as?

Teleport, cook, sew, meld into the shadows, other vampire abilities, can take a lot of damage, have magical abilities, is a martial artist, lots of stuff like that.

The answer was smile. Clearly a job under normal circumstances would be too much.

"You've clearly never met any unicorns."

So, you're deceptive about your age. Who else knows what's going on.

"I'm not deceptive about my age. I was turned into a vampire when I was 10 and stopped physically aging."

Questionable grip on sanity...

"Nah, just tossing things out there."

Correct. So you're capable of thought.

"Indeedy"

but rather easily amused. Still, no objections to mass casualties...

"Sure, the casualties would be terrible, but it's not that much compared to how many have died in the last thousand plus years."

What do you think of being a weatherman?

"Hm... sounds boring."

[Harri-chan]

He looked over the bottle of milk, eyebrows arching upwards. "I thought a classy woman like you would drink out of a glass... ", he said, but reached out to take it anyway. "So, about that date... any night this week good for you?", he asked, taking a drink from the bottle and then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

[Maiden Miki]

"Hmm..." said Mia as she picks up the book and began to look though the first few pages.

[Windyuki]

He looked over the bottle of milk, eyebrows arching upwards. "I thought a classy woman like you would drink out of a glass... ", he said, but reached out to take it anyway. "So, about that date... any night this week good for you?", he asked, taking a drink from the bottle and then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

That was only part of an interview. Besides, it would be strange to date a pet.

*The man's hair begins to lighten into a pinkish color. Incidentally, the milk should taste absolutely wonderful right about now. He should also find himself suddenly rather shorter.*

"Hmm..." said Mia as she picks up the book and began to look though the first few pages.

*It seems to be very 'spare the rod spoil the child' approach to child raising. Oddly, it should resonate with Mia. Her clothes begin to darken to black.*

Teleport, cook, sew, meld into the shadows, other vampire abilities, can take a lot of damage, have magical abilities, is a martial artist, lots of stuff like that.

Domestic abilities, basic combat proficiency and stealth.... perhaps a butler.

"You've clearly never met any unicorns."

I have, they were delicious.

"I'm not deceptive about my age. I was turned into a vampire when I was 10 and stopped physically aging."

Which is the same as being deceptive.

"Nah, just tossing things out there."

Baseball then?

"Indeedy"

How... violet. Probably not too much thought then.

"Sure, the casualties would be terrible, but it's not that much compared to how many have died in the last thousand plus years."

I know! But people are always getting so unreasonably angry. "You nuked a city. You monster" Bah.

"Hm... sounds boring."

So, domestic terrorist is out then. Pity. It seemed like such a good fit.

Hmm.... Try curtsying.

[Harri-chan]

"A pet? Oh, you're into that kind of stuff huh? Making your boyfriends pretend their a pet?", he asked with a laugh. "You don't look the type", he added before taking a longer drink of the milk, before pausing as he saw the smart looking woman seemed taller, and a confused look spread across his face.

[Maiden Miki]

*It seems to be very 'spare the rod spoil the child' approach to child raising. Oddly, it should resonate with Mia. Her clothes begin to darken to black.*

"Well certainly we need to treat children with respect and discipline," said Mia as she was reading the book and not noticing her clothing.

[KonokoHasano]

Ashley gives a shrug at everything that was said, but blinks at the suggestion to curtsy. After nodding, he gives a rather nice curtsy without too much trouble.

[Windyuki]

"A pet? Oh, you're into that kind of stuff huh? Making your boyfriends pretend their a pet?", he asked with a laugh. "You don't look the type", he added before taking a longer drink of the milk, before pausing as he saw the smart looking woman seemed taller, and a confused look spread across his face.

It's a job where you get room and board and all you have to do is lay around and let people pet you.

*The now quite short and rather feminine looking boy should find that he has trouble holding onto the bottle, since his hands seem to be turning into large paws. but the milk is oh so delicious.*

Ashley gives a shrug at everything that was said, but blinks at the suggestion to curtsy. After nodding, he gives a rather nice curtsy without too much trouble.

Hmm...

That works. Here. Just go dust a few things on a trial basis.

*Hands Ashley a feather duster.*

"Well certainly we need to treat children with respect and discipline," said Mia as she was reading the book and not noticing her clothing.

*The book continues, explaining how children need discipline to keep them in line, and they certainly can't be trusted with anything. Only through orders, and, oddly enough, some unspecified nondenominational religion being thrust on them can children be kept safe. They certainly can't be expected to do anything well if they're left up to themselves.

As Mia continues to read, her hair lightens to a platinum blond and her eyesight blurs momentarily, before she gains a pair of glasses. Her clothing forms into a long, albeit eloquent dress, with strange white spots and a bit of gold jewelry.*

[Harri-chan]

The boy looked as if he wanted to reply badly, but he realised the bottle was going to slip out of his grasp anytime now, and wanted to get as much of the delicious milk as possible before that happened. It's likely his clothing was a rather poor fit now, and he groaned as his hands started to swell up. Right infront of Windy, he sunk to his knees, and then slumped onto his back so the milk could flow down his throat without him needing to hold the bottle back.

[Maiden Miki]

*The book continues, explaining how children need discipline to keep them in line, and they certainly can't be trusted with anything. Only through orders, and, oddly enough, some unspecified nondenominational religion being thrust on them can children be kept safe. They certainly can't be expected to do anything well if they're left up to themselves.

As Mia continues to read, her hair lightens to a platinum blond and her eyesight blurs momentarily, before she gains a pair of glasses. Her clothing forms into a long, albeit eloquent dress, with strange white spots and a bit of gold jewelry.*

"Hmm...That is mostly true. You need to keep a good eye on children unless they will just get into trouble. Leave a cute child alone and they be off doing who knows what," said Mia as her vision blurred for a moment. She fixed her glasses using the palm of her hand and blinked. "OH my. When did I get glasses?"

Mia then went back to reading.

[Raleigh]

Succubus (Litany for those who don't know her name): My previous work experience that would matter has been as the overseer of a pleasure planet to help the people in our neck of the galaxy relax. I have also been a show girl here at the City of Lights for a time.

I am very good with children and in fact have a few dozen myself. My oldest daughter currently works for her grandmother as an enforcer.

I rarely stand on churches but I suppose my stance would vary depending on the design of the room or wall and how I'm choosing to present myself.

That would depend upon Rei's mood I would imagine.

Return mankind to a simpler time and probably do something about their lack of survival ability.

Sure.

So long as I can drain or eat him in the process it would cost nothing.

Because there is a rare item up top that mother wants.

In bed with some friends. I have twelve witnesses.

Marisa.

There does that answer your questions?

[Windyuki]

The boy looked as if he wanted to reply badly, but he realised the bottle was going to slip out of his grasp anytime now, and wanted to get as much of the delicious milk as possible before that happened. It's likely his clothing was a rather poor fit now, and he groaned as his hands started to swell up. Right infront of Windy, he sunk to his knees, and then slumped onto his back so the milk could flow down his throat without him needing to hold the bottle back.

*Gently takes the bottle of milk and pours it into a saucer.*

This should be easier.

*The boy's, or girl's rather, clothes begin to tighten up into what looks almost like a pink one piece bathing suit, but has far too many ribbons for its own good. A pair of long triangular ears poke out the top of her head, even as her hair begins to grow dramatically.*

"Hmm...That is mostly true. You need to keep a good eye on children unless they will just get into trouble. Leave a cute child alone and they be off doing who knows what," said Mia as her vision blurred for a moment. She fixed her glasses using the palm of her hand and blinked. "OH my. When did I get glasses?"

Mia then went back to reading.

*The book is quite quick to agree! Teachers like Mia need to enforce discipline with harsh punishments less kids get up to who-knows-what. It's for their own good. Really, training a child isn't that different from training an animal of some sort in the least.

Meanwhile, Mia's clothes finish transforming themselves into a nun's habit. The book, a quick read, is almost finished at this point as well.*

Succubus (Litany for those who don't know her name): My previous work experience that would matter has been as the overseer of a pleasure planet to help the people in our neck of the galaxy relax. I have also been a show girl here at the City of Lights for a time.

Wait. You actually sound employable. Why are you here?

I am very good with children and in fact have a few dozen myself. My oldest daughter currently works for her grandmother as an enforcer.

Pity we're already going one devilish nun gag.

I rarely stand on churches but I suppose my stance would vary depending on the design of the room or wall and how I'm choosing to present myself.

They make for great perches.

That would depend upon Rei's mood I would imagine.

Reasonable enough.

Return mankind to a simpler time and probably do something about their lack of survival ability.

Explain please.

Sure.

So long as I can drain or eat him in the process it would cost nothing.

Tempting...

Because there is a rare item up top that mother wants.

Who'd put something there?

In bed with some friends. I have twelve witnesses.

A sleepover, at your age. What were you doing, watching Disney movies?

Marisa.

I see.... If I made you into law enforcement would you take her in?

[Kether]

she coudl be looking for employees