Better Business Bureau

[Rodney]

Your hear seaking emplouyemente?

Hmm, you don't seem to have a weakness to bad grammar.

Rodney frowns, then as realization dawn on him, his face returns to a natural smile.
"Too speak the truth, I assumed that you were either intoxicated, in a hurry to leave or a combination of both. Frankly I didn't expect you to answer so early, I thought that for any of the aforementioned reasons, you might have called it a night"

(OOC : I truly did)

"Before we pursue in the testing, I think it might be fair for me to formally notify you that I have been trained and I already know the proper response, should you intend to ring a little bell while saying in a sing song voice goooood-night, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I feel it would be an unfair advantage to keep this to me. Obviously."

[Windyuki]

Your hear seaking emplouyemente?

Hmm, you don't seem to have a weakness to bad grammar.

Rodney frowns, then as realization dawn on him, his face returns to a natural smile.
"Too speak the truth, I assumed that you were either intoxicated, in a hurry to leave or a combination of both. Frankly I didn't expect you to answer so early, I thought that for any of the aforementioned reasons, you might have called it a night"

What amount of intoxications would you imagine leads to the spelling "Emplouyemente"

"Before we pursue in the testing, I think it might be fair for me to formally notify you that I have been trained and I already know the proper response, should you intend to ring a little bell while saying in a sing song voice goooood-night, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I feel it would be an unfair advantage to keep this to me. Obviously."

I see. And what is the appropriate response?

Its myown risk

No... It's a mandatory level range. You're not actually allowed to enter before then.

Now go kill ra.... I mean pour coffee until you hit a job approval rating of 10!

[Kether]

Your hear seaking emplouyemente?

Hmm, you don't seem to have a weakness to bad grammar.

Rodney frowns, then as realization dawn on him, his face returns to a natural smile.
"Too speak the truth, I assumed that you were either intoxicated, in a hurry to leave or a combination of both. Frankly I didn't expect you to answer so early, I thought that for any of the aforementioned reasons, you might have called it a night"

What amount of intoxications would you imagine leads to the spelling "Emplouyemente"

"Before we pursue in the testing, I think it might be fair for me to formally notify you that I have been trained and I already know the proper response, should you intend to ring a little bell while saying in a sing song voice goooood-night, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I feel it would be an unfair advantage to keep this to me. Obviously."

I see. And what is the appropriate response?

Its myown risk

No... It's a mandatory level range. You're not actually allowed to enter before then.

Now go kill ra.... I mean pour coffee until you hit a job approval rating of 10!

*Uses Second Lian Excellency to buy succeesses on finding the copyroom*

[Windyuki]

*Uses Second Lian Excellency to buy succeesses on finding the copyroom*

*It doesn't seem to be on this floor.*

[Rodney]

What amount of intoxications would you imagine leads to the spelling "Emplouyemente"

"Surprisingly, I read that Emplouiamenté, so I assumed it had either involved Mezcal or Tequila. Also, I must commend the architect and crew workers who delivered this perfectly fine building. Can you believe how much progress we have made in construction materials ? Barely ten years ago, we couldn't have had this conversation about the spelling of our spoken sentences without breaking the fourth wall and getting buried alive under the crumbling roof of this thread construction"

I see. And what is the appropriate response?

"Well, the basic answer that they teach you at the management training course is to imitate a moose by placing your open hands on each side of your head and to make the sound of coyote choking on Mezcal. But we both know better."

Rodney winks.
( and drops a link for those not yet exposed to the flying circus _ )

[Kether]

*buys five successes damn it!*

[Windyuki]

"Surprisingly, I read that Emplouiamenté, so I assumed it had either involved Mezcal or Tequila. Also, I must commend the architect and crew workers who delivered this perfectly fine building. Can you believe how much progress we have made in construction materials ? Barely ten years ago, we couldn't have had this conversation about the spelling of our spoken sentences without breaking the fourth wall and getting buried alive under the crumbling roof of this thread construction"

*Yawns*

I see.... Clearly any job that relies on you speaking is right out.

"Well, the basic answer that they teach you at the management training course is to imitate a moose by placing your open hands on each side of your head and to make the sound of coyote choking on Mezcal. But we both know better."

Good enough, and you've gone to management school?

[Windyuki]

*buys five successes damn it!*

*LIan learns that taking the stairs to a different floor may be a successful strategy! Upon further inspection it seems she is on the first floor and there is no basement. She should have the faint intimation that going up might help!*

[Rodney]

Rodney tries to ignore the remark.

Good enough, and you've gone to management school?

"I did go to managment school. I even took a coffee from a vending machine before I was escorted out of the building."

[Kether]

*buys five successes damn it!*

*LIan learns that taking the stairs to a different floor may be a successful strategy! Upon further inspection it seems she is on the first floor and there is no basement. She should have the faint intimation that going up might help!*

*Goes up the stairs damn it*

[Windyuki]

"I did go to managment school. I even took a coffee from a vending machine before I was escorted out of the building."

And unemployable too! In that case.... If you'll just take these text-books and get to reading.

*Goes up the stairs damn it*

*The next floor, rather than a typical office, seems to be a literal maze of cubicles. The arrow pointing toward the stairs points through the maze. Clearly if Lian wants this copied in time, she'll have to hurry!*

[Kether]

"I did go to managment school. I even took a coffee from a vending machine before I was escorted out of the building."

And unemployable too! In that case.... If you'll just take these text-books and get to reading.

*Goes up the stairs damn it*

*The next floor, rather than a typical office, seems to be a literal maze of cubicles. The arrow pointing toward the stairs points through the maze. Clearly if Lian wants this copied in time, she'll have to hurry!*

*..starts using Fist of the Old ones to get straight to the copier*

[Windyuki]

*..starts using Fist of the Old ones to get straight to the copier*

*Every act of destruction seems to leave Lian rather physically weaker and her attacks do less and less damage. Violence (except against sexually harassing, or lazy superiors) is not the way of the secretary.*

On the other hand, it is rather quick progress.*

[Kether]

*..starts using Fist of the Old ones to get straight to the copier*

*Every act of destruction seems to leave Lian rather physically weaker and her attacks do less and less damage. Violence (except against sexually harassing, or lazy superiors) is not the way of the secretary.*

On the other hand, it is rather quick progress.*

*go IMF!*

[Windyuki]

*go IMF!*

*Boosting Lian's strength seems to result in the base dropping such that it ends up at the same level Lian was at before she used IMF.*