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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Knight Errant » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:30 pm

Ookalf wrote:I need an even number, right? Go ahead and make it another three.


The die grumbles, but rolls around... landing on a three!

"Heh... nice number manipulation there..." Says the Voice, as a door opens up!

Feng wrote:"Fair enough" says Bones, with a smile. "The High Priest of Smoking Toaster would love to entertain the company of your chosen priestess."


The queen nods, looking to the side. "Let it be done..." She says... as a rather stunning woman, her figure visible even under a thick cloak comes over to the idol. Wrapping it in a silk cloth before vanishing it under the folds of her robe. She walks over to Bones, looking at him coolly.

Vomica wrote:Neutralist thoughts? What is this business? Impartialness? Amorality? Hazzuh! Og-ra lumbers up to the pair of doors, and looks at the conundrum, with a look that one might give to drying paint or a rerun of some television show. Being an expert on both logic and investigation, it only takes a few moments for Og-ra to declare "...it is sir. I am, for the moment, a male." With that he approaches the 'men's room' door, unless, you know. Something seems off about it.


The male door seems, indeed, male! Travelling through it, he hears a set of trumpets! "You seem to know, sir. What current gender you are! You would be surprised how many get that door wrong..."

Meanwhile he finds himself in a large room. Casino-esque and dominated by a large wheel! "Spin for your first challenge, sir!"

Harri-chan wrote:Eliza rubbed the back of her neck as she looked up at the taller boy, and gave a nervous laugh, "Don't worry... my friends are just as bad... ", she found herself saying, pointing to the group of girls she'd only just met. "Thanks... I was so nervous about doing that, but it seemed to go pretty good, huh? Hopefully we can do it just as well when it matters for an actual game... ". Words were flowing out without thought, her eyes seemingly fixed on the boy.

The young Kitty hesitated as she heard the wobble... but everything was so hard, and her frustration was growing. She drew a deep breath, squeezed her eyes shut tight and gave the cloth another hard tug!


John nods. "Yeah..." He glances away for a second, then looks back. "We still have some time before practice starts... do you want to go for a walk?"

Meanwhile... Kitty yanks! There is a louder wobble... as a jar, candlestick, plate, vase with flowers, and tableware come crashing down onto the floor!

Miku-chan wrote:The pair blinkblink at the voice and head thru the glowing doorway...


The pair head through! And find themselves in a pristine series of catacombs. Polished and shining... though old, they look well maintained. The voice speaks up. "RIGHT! Time for some unorthadox cleaning... I'm going to use this location for a Sad challenge! And it needs to look creepy! So... it needs dust cobwebs... less lighting! Be creative!"

Maiden Miki wrote:"It can't be as bad as the others," said Don to himself as he opened up the marked chest.


Don opens the chest! And is bathed in light! As he feels his body tingle... his chest beginning to swell as his hair grows longer! The voice speaks up. "Hrrrm... your turning into a woman. Who could have possibly guessed that?!"

Blaze wrote:Okuni rolls her eyes at that. Obviously the best choice is the one that causes less harm. Besides, it would take too long to get the horn out, and she would become full of holes before she could manage.

Dropping the arrow, she raises her hands seemingly in surrender and slowly moves them to the captured unicorn's tail with no sudden movements. She gently runs her fingers through the tail, hoping for some loose hair.


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Running her hand over the exhausted Unicorn's tail... she gathers a few strands of loose silvery hair! The Unicorns snort again... seemingly good creatures unwilling to gore her unless she does something hostile.

Raleigh wrote:*Naturally starts walking up the wall backwards.* You know I have a solution. I do happen to have some holy water with me I think. *Starts rummaging around in one of his pockets.* Now how did the Belmont's do this again?


The voice speaks up. "With a chain whip." Is his answer.

KonokoHasano wrote:"Damn..." She cursed as she held the slingshot, making her way farther.


Soon enough, as she attempts the next crossing... a bat flies at her from the darkness!

AshK wrote:'Now is like my chance to put my agility training from my martial arts and aerobics training to the test.' Austin Bunny thought to herself as she used her newly acquired ability to hop like a bunny from her transformation to jump from rock to rock. Jumping over some, rolling under others. She use the falling rocks as a staircase of sorts while dodging the falling ones as well. It took her about two to ten hours, but she eventually made it to the top platform at the highest point of the room. She looked for a lever to stop the boulders. Her heart was racing a mile a minute as she caught her breath and continued to search for an off lever while avoiding more falling boulders.

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Its a long and grueling jump course... but her curvy bunny legs were strong and springy! She manages to get to the top! Where there is... nothing! The Voice hrrms. "Not what you were meant to do... but A for effort. I'll let it pass." A door opens in the air!
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Ookalf » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:35 pm

Knight Errant wrote:The die grumbles, but rolls around... landing on a three!

"Heh... nice number manipulation there..." Says the Voice, as a door opens up!

Thanks~! *Lilly winks at the part of the ceiling where she figures a speaker would be and goes through the door.*
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Maiden Miki » Sat Nov 05, 2011 12:50 am

Knight Errant wrote:
Don opens the chest! And is bathed in light! As he feels his body tingle... his chest beginning to swell as his hair grows longer! The voice speaks up. "Hrrrm... your turning into a woman. Who could have possibly guessed that?!"

"Yeah....Who could have guessed that...." said Don as he saw his chest beginning to bloom. He then ran a hand though his now longer hair. "Isn't that a surprise."
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby AshK » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:37 pm

Knight Errant wrote:
AshK wrote:'Now is like my chance to put my agility training from my martial arts and aerobics training to the test.' Austin Bunny thought to herself as she used her newly acquired ability to hop like a bunny from her transformation to jump from rock to rock. Jumping over some, rolling under others. She use the falling rocks as a staircase of sorts while dodging the falling ones as well. It took her about two to ten hours, but she eventually made it to the top platform at the highest point of the room. She looked for a lever to stop the boulders. Her heart was racing a mile a minute as she caught her breath and continued to search for an off lever while avoiding more falling boulders.

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Its a long and grueling jump course... but her curvy bunny legs were strong and springy! She manages to get to the top! Where there is... nothing! The Voice hrrms. "Not what you were meant to do... but A for effort. I'll let it pass." A door opens in the air!


*Austin Bunny giggles happily.* "Thanks mysterious voice. I appreciate you like doing this for me." Austin Bunny says as she jumps through the door wondering where she will arrive next.
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Harri-chan » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:12 am

"A walk? Oh... sure... ", she found herself saying with a smile, her short skirt swishing around her thighs as she turned away from the group of cheerleaders and football players, taking a few steps before hesitating and waiting for the boy. In all the excitement... she'd completely forgotten her challenge! She was sure it could come back to bite her in the ass soon, but for now... she didn't even care.


Kitty ducks under the table to avoid getting hit by any of the stuff that came tumbling down from above. She looked over the things that were now all over the floor and sighed, "No cookies... great... ". Pulling the table cloth, she huddled down under the table and pulled it over herself to try and hide.
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Vomica » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:44 pm

He chuckles slightly at the joke. Upon arriving at the wheel, he pauses for a moment, peering at it... he grins and murmurs "...if there is one thing I excel at..." Lifting an arm, he places his giant hand on the wheel, and with all his might -- which is substantial -- gives the wheel a good solid pull!
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Blaze » Sun Nov 06, 2011 6:30 pm

Okuni smirks and holds open her palm.

"There! Hairs from it's tail. I pass now."
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby KonokoHasano » Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:47 pm

Soon enough, as she attempts the next crossing... a bat flies at her from the darkness!

Yelps as she takes the slingshot and slings the ammo at the bat! "Die you goddamn bat!"
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Raleigh » Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:43 pm

Haha. You know with all our fourth wall breaking I might go through this place a second time since it is so fun. *Finds what he was looking for and breaks the bottle while running a bit of magic through his hand. Suddenly it starts to rain holy water in the room hopefully doing damage to the undead.*
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 07, 2011 8:59 pm

Ookalf wrote:Thanks~! *Lilly winks at the part of the ceiling where she figures a speaker would be and goes through the door.*


The Voice chuckles! "Ooooh, a wink... I feel all shivery." As Lilly finds herself transported... to a small town square! It seems to be night... there is a dog howling in the distance! "Right! Welcome to Vlatch. A small town who's only main location is a pilgrimage destination! Infiltrate the local church and give it... a succubus make over!" Hehehe...

Maiden Miki wrote:"Yeah....Who could have guessed that...." said Don as he saw his chest beginning to bloom. He then ran a hand though his now longer hair. "Isn't that a surprise."


His chest swells out more and more... his hair stopping at shoulder length and turning bright pink. A pair of cat ears and a tail pop out from her head as widening hips and smooth skin are on full display... her clothing vanishing into a bikini... leaving her a bikini'd cat girl.

AshK wrote:*Austin Bunny giggles happily.* "Thanks mysterious voice. I appreciate you like doing this for me." Austin Bunny says as she jumps through the door wondering where she will arrive next.


Hopping through the portal, she emerges on the outskirts of... a farm! "Challege! Acquire a basket of carrots from the farm here... hehehe."

Harri-chan wrote:"A walk? Oh... sure... ", she found herself saying with a smile, her short skirt swishing around her thighs as she turned away from the group of cheerleaders and football players, taking a few steps before hesitating and waiting for the boy. In all the excitement... she'd completely forgotten her challenge! She was sure it could come back to bite her in the ass soon, but for now... she didn't even care.


Kitty ducks under the table to avoid getting hit by any of the stuff that came tumbling down from above. She looked over the things that were now all over the floor and sighed, "No cookies... great... ". Pulling the table cloth, she huddled down under the table and pulled it over herself to try and hide.


John smiles as the teenage girl agrees, leading her off onto the grassy grounds of the school. "Thanks... its nice to get away from those idiots back there..." He says, reaching out to hold her hand as they walk!

Meanwhile Kitty could try the tightly sealed jar that is rolling across the floor... even as footsteps are heard outside again!

Vomica wrote:He chuckles slightly at the joke. Upon arriving at the wheel, he pauses for a moment, peering at it... he grins and murmurs "...if there is one thing I excel at..." Lifting an arm, he places his giant hand on the wheel, and with all his might -- which is substantial -- gives the wheel a good solid pull!


The wheel goes round and round and round! Landing on... a picture of a pie! "Ooooh thats a new one. A pie eating challenge! Hope your hungry..." As tables filled with pie appear with a cloud of smoke... as well as a little girl in a schoolgirl outfit who waves to the large man. "Hiya mister!"

Blaze wrote:Okuni smirks and holds open her palm.

"There! Hairs from it's tail. I pass now."


"Indeed you do..." Says the Voice, as the scene freezes, a door opening in the air beside Okuni!

KonokoHasano wrote:Yelps as she takes the slingshot and slings the ammo at the bat! "Die you goddamn bat!"


The bat is hit! And falls down into the dark void! She is free to continue! For now at least...

Raleigh wrote:Haha. You know with all our fourth wall breaking I might go through this place a second time since it is so fun. *Finds what he was looking for and breaks the bottle while running a bit of magic through his hand. Suddenly it starts to rain holy water in the room hopefully doing damage to the undead.*


"Oh so far no one has ever finished a first try... mainly because it can be as big as I feel like it to be. If I feel you have been in here long enough I'll make some final challenge. Likely involving big teeth."

Meanwhile, the undead hiss and screech! Their bones steaming in the holy torrent! This makes them quite angry... as they begin to throw spears, javelins, and other pointy objects at him!
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Maiden Miki » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:06 pm

Knight Errant wrote:
His chest swells out more and more... his hair stopping at shoulder length and turning bright pink. A pair of cat ears and a tail pop out from her head as widening hips and smooth skin are on full display... her clothing vanishing into a bikini... leaving her a bikini'd cat girl.

"What th-" said Don as she looked down at her very oversized bust. She frowned a little bit as she held one in her hand. She even saw the revealing bikini that was attempting to hold in her bust. "I hope you know that this outfit isn't very particular at all in battle."

Don simply rested her hands on her waist.
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Blaze » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:07 pm

Okuni grins and walks through the door, taking the unicorn hair with her!
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Ookalf » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:12 pm

Knight Errant wrote:The Voice chuckles! "Ooooh, a wink... I feel all shivery." As Lilly finds herself transported... to a small town square! It seems to be night... there is a dog howling in the distance! "Right! Welcome to Vlatch. A small town who's only main location is a pilgrimage destination! Infiltrate the local church and give it... a succubus make over!" Hehehe...

Oh... I can't stand churches... *Lilly looks around for the building in question.*
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Raleigh » Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:02 pm

Oh noes. *Proceeds to be subjected to pointy death but is still on the wall.* You know I've always found impalement uncomfortable. *The spears and such begin to be pushed out of his body and the wounds seal up.* Alright then, who threw this one? *He catches one that had managed to pierce through his right eye.*
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Re: LAMD 2.0

Postby Miku-chan » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:03 pm

The pair head through! And find themselves in a pristine series of catacombs. Polished and shining... though old, they look well maintained. The voice speaks up. "RIGHT! Time for some unorthadox cleaning... I'm going to use this location for a Sad challenge! And it needs to look creepy! So... it needs dust cobwebs... less lighting! Be creative!"


"A sad challenge master? How can a sad challenge be a spook looking one?" Rider asks as she pulls open a bag from the earlier clean up ( one with only robotic parts) and starts to artfully place them on the walls, floor, celing. And such. JoLei starts blowing dust and cobwebs from her vacuum mode onto the various parts as well, giving the hall area a goulish looking robot graveyard feel...
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