LAMD 2.0

[Ookalf]

"Awwww... fine!" Says the die. The Voice chuckles. ''Thats one way to rig die."

Hey, what can I say? It works. *Wth a smile, Lilly lets the die go.*

[Feng]

Bones grins.

"But of course your grace," says Bones. "The Smoking One sent me as an envoy to spread a message of goodwill to your majestic kingdom your Queenship in the hopes of building a strong alliance. Word has reached his ears of the military might of your nations army, the wonderful flavors of your food, and of course the legendary beauty of your Queenship...."

He looks into the queen's eyes to gauge her reaction. Hopefully it is positive.

".... If I am not to bold to ask, I wish to extend an offering of goodwill to your mighty Kingdom, compliments of Smoking Toaster himself."

With a whoosh of his cape Bones reveals several crates that are filled to the brim with Lemes.

"In these boxes you will find a fruit known as the Leme. If a man were to eat this fruit he would find himself in a similar state as our little friend here..."

Bones motions to the confused girl in the cage.

"HOWEVER, if a women were to ingest it, they would be imbued, if temporarily, with the battle lust of five hundred strong! It will make your nation... unstoppable!"

[Blaze]

Okuni carefully gets off the unicorn, wincing as she has to support herself on her sore legs.

"It can't move... does this count as capturing it?"

[Maiden Miki]

Don is plonked down into a room with three chests! "Welcome to the Penalty room! Here you have a choice between a Penalty Form, a Penalty Personality Change, or a Penalty Item! Choose wisely..."

"So I get to choose? Mind me asking what will happen if I choose the penalty item?" asked Don who was trying to clean himself up.

[KonokoHasano]

The walkways are narrow, and require concentration and balance! "Whooo! I'd hate to be you right now. I hate heights... and I cant even REMEMBER whats at the bottom of that pit. Neat, huh?" Says the Voice.

"You're such a sadist..." Continues climbing.

[Miku-chan]

JoLei spots the oil bath and almost whimpers at the sight. Quickly striping the last of the garments, she slips into the oil bath with an audible sigh. Rider giggles for a moment before covering her mouth and blushing at doing such a feminine action. (Seems some part of her retains her mannish thoughts and actions)...she quickly climbs out of the tub and heads over to the lockers to find something to wear besides a towel...

[Raleigh]

Stalfos? And here I am without a bomb.

[Knight Errant]

Eliza blushed as she heard the cheering. She'd forgotten about the challenge entirely, but wanted to perform as best as she could for those watching. Her skirt swished up as she spun and kicked, her short blonde hair flicking back and forth.

Eliza performs a stellar cheer! And gives the boys a good view while doing it... eventually the practice session ends, and all of the girls gather around her! "Ohmygawd Eliza! Your sooo talented!" "Totally!" "I wish I could cheer like that..."

Meanwhile, the boys begin coming down from the bleachers! Chatting with the girls before their own practice begins.

Kitty clasped both hands over her mouth as she watched the pair of feet walking around the room. She winced when she heard the voice mention the chair she'd been moving. Closing her eyes, she holds her breath and tries to stay as quiet as possible!

There is a pause, then the chair is moved back to its position! She hears footsteps again, then the door closing!

Hey, what can I say? It works. *Wth a smile, Lilly lets the die go.*

The die spins around, landing on a three. "Ya still gots ta get me brutha, demon tart!" Says the die. The other is still on the other side of the room!

Bones grins.

"But of course your grace," says Bones. "The Smoking One sent me as an envoy to spread a message of goodwill to your majestic kingdom your Queenship in the hopes of building a strong alliance. Word has reached his ears of the military might of your nations army, the wonderful flavors of your food, and of course the legendary beauty of your Queenship...."

He looks into the queen's eyes to gauge her reaction. Hopefully it is positive.

".... If I am not to bold to ask, I wish to extend an offering of goodwill to your mighty Kingdom, compliments of Smoking Toaster himself."

With a whoosh of his cape Bones reveals several crates that are filled to the brim with Lemes.

"In these boxes you will find a fruit known as the Leme. If a man were to eat this fruit he would find himself in a similar state as our little friend here..."

Bones motions to the confused girl in the cage.

"HOWEVER, if a women were to ingest it, they would be imbued, if temporarily, with the battle lust of five hundred strong! It will make your nation... unstoppable!"

The chief nods... seeming pleased. "Generous gifts... what do you expect in return, though? That we abandon our goddess for yours?"

Okuni carefully gets off the unicorn, wincing as she has to support herself on her sore legs.

"It can't move... does this count as capturing it?"

The Voice chuckles. "By the state of things I rather think it captured you..." As she is soon surrounded by unicorns!

"So I get to choose? Mind me asking what will happen if I choose the penalty item?" asked Don who was trying to clean himself up.

"Oh you will be stuck with an item of my choice that you cant get rid of and will likely do something amusing!"

"You're such a sadist..." Continues climbing.

"Why thank you!" She reaches the first platform! It goes up further... but the platform holds... a slingshot! "Watch out for the bats... eheheh..."

JoLei spots the oil bath and almost whimpers at the sight. Quickly striping the last of the garments, she slips into the oil bath with an audible sigh. Rider giggles for a moment before covering her mouth and blushing at doing such a feminine action. (Seems some part of her retains her mannish thoughts and actions)...she quickly climbs out of the tub and heads over to the lockers to find something to wear besides a towel...

JoLei is subjected to a wonderful oil bath! As a in-tub diagnostics machine does a full clean and tune up on her systems! Meanwhile, Rider finds fresh and clean maid uniforms!

Stalfos? And here I am without a bomb.

The undead hoard hiss at him for a few moments... before swarming towards him, trying earnestly to dismember his bits!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza was in such an adrenaline rush, she didn't realise how well she was doing, until the reaction from the girls once it was over. She looked suprised, returning a couple of hugs as they gathered around her, cheeks going rather red. Even though it was cheerleading... she felt good that she was apparently good at something for a change.

"Thanks, guys... ", she smiled, "... but it was a team effort, we all did great!", she said, her blue eyes drifting to watch the guys coming down from their seats.



Kitty watched in silence, before letting out a big sigh once the footsteps left, and the door closed. She crawled out from beneath the table, and climbed to her feet, whining as she saw the chair was all the way back across the room. It had been so heavy... she didn't want to start again, so instead turned, grabbing the table cloth, and tried to pull it down...

[Ookalf]

The die spins around, landing on a three. "Ya still gots ta get me brutha, demon tart!" Says the die. The other is still on the other side of the room!

*Lilly sighs.* Do I have to? Can't you just roll again or something?

[Miku-chan]

Rider carefully redressed in the LAMD maid staff uniform as JoLei contently enjoys the pampering tune up of the oil bath..."The master certainly takes great care of the staff. Perhaps we were wrong to be so rude?" JoLei says as the tune up cometes itself.

"Perhaps, JoLei, but I can't help feeling something is wrong with some of this...>sigh<..." Rider says as she watches her mechanical companion prepaid and dress herself as well. Soon the pair are ready for their next assignment

[Blaze]

Okuni only now notices the unicorns.

"Oh... oh dear. I do hope those horns are only for show..."

She palms an arrow just in case.

[Feng]

"Not at all!" exclaims Bones, feigning shock. "The Temple of the Smoking One rather encourages ecumenism. In fact there IS a certain ceremony we have where the representatives of each religion exchange religious icons with one another, as a sign of good and such."

Reaching into his cloak Bones produced a toaster carved from black obsidian.

"Would you be interested in participating in such a tradition with me, your Queenship?"

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh you will be stuck with an item of my choice that you cant get rid of and will likely do something amusing!"

"So that would be useless.....I need to chose something that will be helpful. I can see how the personality can be hindering though. The form last less of a chance," said Don as he thought about it for a minute. He then said, "Knowing this place I can figure out what will happen. I choose the Penalty Form."

[KonokoHasano]

"Why thank you!" She reaches the first platform! It goes up further... but the platform holds... a slingshot! "Watch out for the bats... eheheh..."

"Bats?" She asked, grabbing the weapon.