LAMD 2.0

[Ookalf]

The dice blinks at her with its two dotted side... and scampers away! Giggling madly...

Hey, wait! *Lilly chases after the die.*

[Blaze]

Okuni wraps her arms around the unicorn's neck and holds on for dear life!

[Feng]

And Lo! Bones is hoisted up by the Amazon.

"OR we can go see the chief..." mutters Bones. "Fair enough..."

[KonokoHasano]

The girl is freed! "My hero!" She says with a big grin, hugging her! Meanwhile, the voice chuckles. "Good work..." As a door in the top of the platform opens, revealing a portal!

Kenshiro blushes and hugs the girl back. After a moment of comforting, she quickly makes her way into the portal! "You should be careful of that gorilla!"

[Raleigh]

I am beginning to feel like Briar Fox. *He opens his right hand up and thrusts his palm toward the tar monster. A blast of Cocytus realm cold sweeps outward toward the creature.*

[Knight Errant]

Stood on the spot, her skinny legs parted just a little, Eliza found herself gazing towards the football players. Her head tilted slightly to one side as one of the taller ones waved at her... and almost without thinking, she lifted an arm from her side, wriggling her fingers to return it. She seemed to come to her senses when the other girls began commenting, her cheeks going red, "What are you talking about? He could have been waving at any one of us... ", she muttered, her gaze drifting back to him.

She sees the football player smile as she returns the wave, and hears him shout. "Go Eliza! Show 'em what you can do!" As the girls around her burst into giggles. One saying wistfully. "I wish I had a guy like that cheering for me..."

Meanwhile the coach puts her hands on her hips. "Alright, ladies! Get in formation! I want to see some stretches first to warm you up!" The girls nod, and after getting in line begin to stretch!

Kitty kept her steps small, not wanting to trip over anything, and it was with quite a suprise that she bumped into the soft bed. At first, she wasn't sure what it was, but a leaving feeling around with her hands cleared that up. She was just about to turn and head back to the door when she heard someone in the bed... and... they were waking up? Her chest tightened in panic, and she burst into a run back towards the open door and the lit-up corridor!

She hears a *thump* behind her... as someone stands up! "Who'sthat!" Comes a murmered sleepy yell behind her!

"Jokes aren't my forte," said Don as he saw the walls opening up and knew that there was no way he could stop them all. Still he figured that he could at least try. Don at once reached to his side to pull out a saber from a ripple. He then began to slice as many tomatoes as he could but not all of them.

Don... slashes tomatoes! But indeed cant get them all as they come in rapid succession... pelting him!

Rider breaths a sigh of relief as she heads towards the showers, stripping down to her birthday suit and not carting if anyone or thing sees her in such a state. JoLei follows along, but is. Hesitant to enter the bath facilities as her mechanical body might have issues with the humanoid form of cleaning..."What's wrong JoLei? you've been uncovered before." Rider says
"I've never been this shape before. It's a bit disturbing to me how to maintain it" JoLei says before she too has removed the outfit from her chassis down to the undergarments. Rider scrubs down japanesse stye before slipping into a hot tub..."Oooooo my aching body." she sighs as she soaks in the tub

Rider scrubs down and soaks! As JoLei hesitates... well there WAS an oil bath and tune up station if she was interested...

A chance for high adventure!? How has such a thing gone past the attention of Og-ra, that mountain of a man in a suit, that ogre with a monocle, that gentlemen of hulks? Who knows. But now has come time for his giant muscled frame to heave it's way towards the Dungeon. Eventually he stands outside of the entry way, dressed in his signature business suit and monocle. He whistles a theme song from some forgotten action movie. ...and slips his way into the entrance way.

Og-Ra enters the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! And sees, as others before, a movie theater lobbey, beyond which three massive doors wait! As a voice greets him from the walls. "Hello, Sir or Madam, to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Please select your disposition."

Hey, wait! *Lilly chases after the die.*

The die scampers away! Its not very fast, but Lily isnt exactly built for speed. As the second one scampers off in the other direction! "What wild dice! Good luck rolling them, hehehe."

Okuni wraps her arms around the unicorn's neck and holds on for dear life!

Okuni is taken for a ride! As the Unicorn stampedes through the underbrush... bucking occasionally and trying to rid itself of its passenger!

And Lo! Bones is hoisted up by the Amazon.

"OR we can go see the chief..." mutters Bones. "Fair enough..."

The Amazoness grunts. Taking Bones through the temple until they reach a grand throne room! Sitting on a throne is a quite stunningly beautiful woman. She crosses her legs. "U-tha, what do you bring before me?" She asks. The woman carrying Bones bows, chucking Bones in front of the Chieftainess. "Little man found sneaking through the temple." Is the reply...

The Chieftain hrmms... and looks to Bones. "Care to explain yourself?" As Bones might notice above her throne... the shiny idol he is after!

Kenshiro blushes and hugs the girl back. After a moment of comforting, she quickly makes her way into the portal! "You should be careful of that gorilla!"

The girl nods. "Oh yes, I wont ever be captured by him aga-wha?!" She is cut off, as a large turtle dragon esque creature lands behind her, catches her up, and flies away...

Meanwhile, Kenshiro heads into the portal! And finds a small room with two doors. The Voice speaks up. "RIGHT! A bit of a choose your adventure... the door to your right will have a more... challenging challenge. The reward for beating is a trip to the reward room! The door to your left is to just continue on normally! Remember that all failed challenges are reason for me to do something amusing to you!"

I am beginning to feel like Briar Fox. *He opens his right hand up and thrusts his palm toward the tar monster. A blast of Cocytus realm cold sweeps outward toward the creature.*

The tar monster is... frozen! Now a solid block, it proceeds to sink slowly! "Just a humanoid swiss army knife, arent we..." Mutters the voice, as the route to the door and portal is more or less clear!

[Raleigh]

Well realistically speaking most of us highly active pc characters are at least somewhere around level 75 or so on a scale where 99-100 is max and should have the stats and experience to match. Those of us who are in the whole 'older than dirt' category should just be more so. *Continues to make his way across the stones toward his next segment.*

[Harri-chan]

Genuine suprised washed over Eliza's face as she heard 'her name' being called by the football player, which nulled her previous claim that he could have been waving ay any of them. She now blushed brightly as the girls around her giggled, knowing that she should be horrified... but instead, she felt suprising happy that this boy was cheering her.

She watched the other girls get in line, and then began to copy their stretches, spreading her feet apart, and then bending forward, feeling the short dress ride up her thighs slightly when she touched her toes with her fingers, and realised she'd pause in that position, gazing through her own legs and the upside down sight of the football players.





The thump sent a vibration through the bedroom floor that almost caused Kitty to lose her footing as she ran. Her heart was racing inside her chest, not used to running at all, let alone in a swishy dress like this. Desperate to avoid being caught and facing another punishment, she dashed through the open door away, leaving it ajar behind her, and flew across to the closest door. She knew that whoever she'd woken could be right behind her, and she didn't have time to listen at the door or she might get see. Reaching up, she pulled the handle down and flung herself against the new door to throw it open and run inside...

[Feng]

"Tsk tsk!" says Bones dusting himself off. "Is this any way to treat a messenger of the Gods? Sacrilege! I should have you smote by a plague of drop bears for this discourtesy!"

[Ookalf]

The die scampers away! Its not very fast, but Lily isnt exactly built for speed. As the second one scampers off in the other direction! "What wild dice! Good luck rolling them, hehehe."

Not funny! *Lilly stops to catch her breath after a while, letting the die get further away from her.*

[Maiden Miki]

Don... slashes tomatoes! But indeed cant get them all as they come in rapid succession... pelting him!

Don tries as he might but eventually finds himself in a mountain of tomatoes.

[KonokoHasano]

The girl nods. "Oh yes, I wont ever be captured by him aga-wha?!" She is cut off, as a large turtle dragon esque creature lands behind her, catches her up, and flies away...

Meanwhile, Kenshiro heads into the portal! And finds a small room with two doors. The Voice speaks up. "RIGHT! A bit of a choose your adventure... the door to your right will have a more... challenging challenge. The reward for beating is a trip to the reward room! The door to your left is to just continue on normally! Remember that all failed challenges are reason for me to do something amusing to you!"

"..." Is silent as she listens to this. Thinking about it, she wonders what the reward room would be like. "All of this is already ridiculous, so..." She walks over to the right door and goes through it.

[Blaze]

Okuni holds on for dear life, clinging to the unicorn's neck!

"Stop you stupid beast! I'm not trying to hurt you!"

[Vomica]

Og-Ra's gaze wanders around the lobby, "...hmm. Not much of an opera house. But, the service is free. It is rude of me to complain." Talking forward, he hears the voice... and without a pause greets it in return "Humble salutations. I assume you are the host of this establishment. If that is the case, it is an honor to meet you good sir. As for myself? I am a gentlemen, and disposition?" He gives a smirk as he lumbers along, "...what are my options, if I am allowed to ask?"

[Knight Errant]

Well realistically speaking most of us highly active pc characters are at least somewhere around level 75 or so on a scale where 99-100 is max and should have the stats and experience to match. Those of us who are in the whole 'older than dirt' category should just be more so. *Continues to make his way across the stones toward his next segment.*

"Hey! I'm supposed to be the only one who breaks the fourth wall around here, bub! Now get into the glowey door so I can think of what to do about you..."

Genuine suprised washed over Eliza's face as she heard 'her name' being called by the football player, which nulled her previous claim that he could have been waving ay any of them. She now blushed brightly as the girls around her giggled, knowing that she should be horrified... but instead, she felt suprising happy that this boy was cheering her.

She watched the other girls get in line, and then began to copy their stretches, spreading her feet apart, and then bending forward, feeling the short dress ride up her thighs slightly when she touched her toes with her fingers, and realised she'd pause in that position, gazing through her own legs and the upside down sight of the football players.

She sees the football players! Some of them are checking out her rear... and getting whacks for their trouble by her 'boyfriend'. Soon later they are all stretched! The coach nodding. "Right girls, lets see some cheering!" She says, as the girls get into formation, hands on their hips!

The thump sent a vibration through the bedroom floor that almost caused Kitty to lose her footing as she ran. Her heart was racing inside her chest, not used to running at all, let alone in a swishy dress like this. Desperate to avoid being caught and facing another punishment, she dashed through the open door away, leaving it ajar behind her, and flew across to the closest door. She knew that whoever she'd woken could be right behind her, and she didn't have time to listen at the door or she might get see. Reaching up, she pulled the handle down and flung herself against the new door to throw it open and run inside...

Kitty dashes out! And soon hears footsteps behind her as she runs through the door... closing it behind her! In this room she sees... a study! There is a table with a long tablecloth on it, a couch up against one wall, a desk and chair... and a bookshelf!

"Tsk tsk!" says Bones dusting himself off. "Is this any way to treat a messenger of the Gods? Sacrilege! I should have you smote by a plague of drop bears for this discourtesy!"

The Chieftain frowns. "Our goddess wouldn't send a male as a messenger... Say what you are doing here before I have you thrown to Dungeons."

Not funny! *Lilly stops to catch her breath after a while, letting the die get further away from her.*

The die runs into a corner! Running around in circles and cackling madly.

Don tries as he might but eventually finds himself in a mountain of tomatoes.

Don is engulfed in a mountain of tomatoes! "Ooooh it looks like we got a failure here. Oh well... off to the penalty room with you! What fun!" A giant hose descends from the ceiling and goes to suck him up along with the tomatoes!

"..." Is silent as she listens to this. Thinking about it, she wonders what the reward room would be like. "All of this is already ridiculous, so..." She walks over to the right door and goes through it.

"Oooo going to be adventerous, eh?" It says as she heads through... seeing a series of railings and platforms leading up to an archway with another portal! "Get to the door without falling! Hehehe..." As below, it stretches off into black void.

Okuni holds on for dear life, clinging to the unicorn's neck!

"Stop you stupid beast! I'm not trying to hurt you!"

After a ride that takes her all over the valley, the Unicorn slowly trots to a halt, panting with exertion.

Og-Ra's gaze wanders around the lobby, "...hmm. Not much of an opera house. But, the service is free. It is rude of me to complain." Talking forward, he hears the voice... and without a pause greets it in return "Humble salutations. I assume you are the host of this establishment. If that is the case, it is an honor to meet you good sir. As for myself? I am a gentlemen, and disposition?" He gives a smirk as he lumbers along, "...what are my options, if I am allowed to ask?"

"Sad, Happy, and Neutral my good mountain shaped personage! Whichever tickles your particular fancy, take a stroll through the corresponding door!"