LAMD 2.0

[Blaze]

Okuni smiles a little at the tracks and follows them slowly, not wanting to startle the unicorn should she find it. As she draws close to the valley, she loes flat and crawls forward, looking around for any sign of a horned horse!

[Miku-chan]

Back from their maidly duties in the robo-warior zone. JoLei and Rider wander into the main entryway of the theatre. Their outfits covered in gashes blood and hydraulic fluid of some kind. A mechanical hand hangs from The rear of JoLei's skirt..."We have finished the war zone master, how may we be of service?" Rider asks in a tired sub servant voice...

[Raleigh]

*Tries to see if he can tell at what height the next stone is while pulling back on his finger.* Hm.. this tar should be falling by now. If I see a rabbit and a briar patch during this I'm going to groan.

[Knight Errant]

"I already did, like ten minutes ago... ", sighed Eliza, looked rather glum that her feeble plan had not got her out of the cheerleading class. The fact the teacher seemed to think she was a great cheerleader just made it worse... because she didn't FEEL like one.

The teacher stares a bit... "Of course... well..." She looks to the others as they begin filing out. "Hop-to missie! Its cheering time!"

Having stretched so much to turn the handle, Kitty nearly falls right into the room, but seeing the women she freezes, her wide eyes staring at them, unable to believe quite how big they looked! Swallowing a deep breath, she backed away, closing the door behind her. "That's not the kitchen... ".

Now a little more nervous, she continued down the corridor, and coming to the desk door, instead of reaching for the handle, she pressed up against it, turning her head so her ear was touching the wood, and tried to listen for any sounds...

Leaning against the wood, she would hear... nothing!

All right. I choose... Evens!

A giant cup appears in the air... tossing a pair of table-sized die! They roll around, bouncing on the walls... before coming to rest on a one and a four! "Ooooh odds... rough luck. Oh well!" As the dice begin shaking... arms and legs sprouting out. "Time to tip the odds in your favor, before they tip you!"

Sam blinkblinks for a moment, before smiling and heading on over through the archway, to the Kiddie Corner, wondering just what she will find.

She finds, not really surprising, kiddie things! Ball pits, slides, arcades, food stands vending candy and all other manner of bad food that kids crave!

Soon Don began to feel struck with grief as he tried to withheld tears from streaming down his face. He had a pained look on his face as he thought that something was going on here. Still it wasn't enough for him to turn back. He saw the doors and found them strange due to their location but at once enter though the male door.

"One more for the non gender confused!" says the Voice, as Don appears in a large room that looks rather like a casino. It is dominated by a huge wheel. "Last but not least... spin the wheel of challenge!"

"So... tiring." She let out, panting as she continued, tripping over one barrel but managing to get up and continue.

Finally she climbs to the top! And there is... a huge gorilla... in a tie. A woman behind him is tied to a chair! "Good luck! Hehehe..."

The incredibly genre savvy Lord Bones's (because real evil geniuses read TV Tropes) eyebrow twitches in alarm upon reading the hieroglyphs.

"Sorry ladies, but death by Snu Snu is not how I roll" he says, trading his useless blunderbuss (the water from the last challenge has entered the chamber) for his equally trusty Tommy Gun! Because real evil geniuses carry ridiculous amounts of firearms in their pockets!

He then sets off to find the altar. No doubt that would be the place to find priceless treasure.

He searches out valiantly! Surely with enough random wandering he can find it... or perhaps ask that rather tall women who is turning the corner in front of him...

That was just the opportunity Austin Bunny was looking for as she attempts a jump kick the Sad Face guy where it counts followed by an attempt to slash at Sad face's leg.

The Face, being a Face, is kicked in the Face! As the other one is slashed... both of them toppling over. "Well... what do you know. I think you won..."

Okuni smiles a little at the tracks and follows them slowly, not wanting to startle the unicorn should she find it. As she draws close to the valley, she loes flat and crawls forward, looking around for any sign of a horned horse!

*Mission impossible theme plays in the backgroud...*

Finally Okuni spies her quarry! A silvery Unicorn trots over by the sparkling stream... dipping its head down to drink!

Back from their maidly duties in the robo-warior zone. JoLei and Rider wander into the main entryway of the theatre. Their outfits covered in gashes blood and hydraulic fluid of some kind. A mechanical hand hangs from The rear of JoLei's skirt..."We have finished the war zone master, how may we be of service?" Rider asks in a tired sub servant voice...

"Ah... you two again! Lovely... I'm sure I can think of more work for you... lets see... any preferences?"

*Tries to see if he can tell at what height the next stone is while pulling back on his finger.* Hm.. this tar should be falling by now. If I see a rabbit and a briar patch during this I'm going to groan.

The tar does indeed begin falling... and pulling his finger with it! With rather strong force, as the tar around the rock he stands on shifts and swirls a bit.

[Maiden Miki]

"One more for the non gender confused!" says the Voice, as Don appears in a large room that looks rather like a casino. It is dominated by a huge wheel. "Last but not least... spin the wheel of challenge!"

"Non Gender Confused? Surely there aren't people....Nevermind....Know this place," said Don as he walked over to the wheel and inspected it. He then placed both hands on it and gave it a strong spin.

[Blaze]

Okuni smiles. Now comes the hard part. Does she fell it with an arrow, or try to take it alive?

Thinking for a moment, she nods. Taking out her bow and two arrows connected at the base via strong wire, she notches them, draws and fires! The arrows fly low, passing the front and the back of the unicorn! The wires that connect them should hopefully snag on it's legs, causing the arrows to fly around the unicorn and tie it up further!

[Ookalf]

A giant cup appears in the air... tossing a pair of table-sized die! They roll around, bouncing on the walls... before coming to rest on a one and a four! "Ooooh odds... rough luck. Oh well!" As the dice begin shaking... arms and legs sprouting out. "Time to tip the odds in your favor, before they tip you!"

Heh? How do I do that? *Lilly stares at the dice.*

[Marky]

She finds, not really surprising, kiddie things! Ball pits, slides, arcades, food stands vending candy and all other manner of bad food that kids crave!

Skipping the ball pits and the slides, at least for now, Sam goes and checks out the arcades!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza rolled her eyes and filed out of the locker room with the rest of the girls. "Nobody really watches us practice, right?", she casually asked a girl walking beside her. The worrying this was, Elliot had always made sure he caught the cheerleader practice back when he was in school, so he just hoped there wasn't many like him at this one.



Hearing nothing through the door, Kitty reached up again, on her tip toes, and gently turned the handle, opening the door just a little crack to peer into the room...

[AshK]

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That was just the opportunity Austin Bunny was looking for as she attempts a jump kick the Sad Face guy where it counts followed by an attempt to slash at Sad face's leg.

The Face, being a Face, is kicked in the Face! As the other one is slashed... both of them toppling over. "Well... what do you know. I think you won..."

"Like oh yeah!" Austin Bunny yells in celebration, but not too loud, just in case she still had more to do waits for a portal to open. She however is prepared to fight again should she need to.

[Raleigh]

*Considers for a moment and decides against simply cutting off the finger for turning it vapor to see if the tar can still hold on. Assuming it can't he jumps for the next stone.*

[Feng]

Bold as ever, Bones walks pass the amazon, waving his hand in a curious motion in front of her face.

"This is not the male you're looking for..." he says.

[KonokoHasano]

Finally she climbs to the top! And there is... a huge gorilla... in a tie. A woman behind him is tied to a chair! "Good luck! Hehehe..."

"..." Just stares at the gorilla. "You... stupid..." Growls as she lifts a barrel and TOSSES it at the ape!

[Miku-chan]

"Ah... you two again! Lovely... I'm sure I can think of more work for you... lets see... any preferences?"

Rider looks up, a gleam in her eyes...(Looks like that submissive mental change is starting to have an effect)..."Any way we can assist, Master"

JoLei nods in agreement, "Perhaps a bath and change of outfit before we continue master?"

[Knight Errant]

"Non Gender Confused? Surely there aren't people....Nevermind....Know this place," said Don as he walked over to the wheel and inspected it. He then placed both hands on it and gave it a strong spin.

The wheel goes round and round! Coming to rest on... a tomato!

"Ahh the classic test of agility, stamena, and good taste! Its a Joke Challenge! Your challenge, tell a joke! If I find it funny, you pass. If not, you dodge the hail of tomatoes that ensue!"

Okuni smiles. Now comes the hard part. Does she fell it with an arrow, or try to take it alive?

Thinking for a moment, she nods. Taking out her bow and two arrows connected at the base via strong wire, she notches them, draws and fires! The arrows fly low, passing the front and the back of the unicorn! The wires that connect them should hopefully snag on it's legs, causing the arrows to fly around the unicorn and tie it up further!

The unicorn is snagged! And jumps! Snorting furiously as it kicks at the line which is half tangled around its legs...

Heh? How do I do that? *Lilly stares at the dice.*

"Wrestling? Persuasion? A point-ed stick? Use your imagination!"

Skipping the ball pits and the slides, at least for now, Sam goes and checks out the arcades!

She finds all kinds of stand-up fighters, pinball machines, and even some plane based games where you sit in a cockpit!

Eliza rolled her eyes and filed out of the locker room with the rest of the girls. "Nobody really watches us practice, right?", she casually asked a girl walking beside her. The worrying this was, Elliot had always made sure he caught the cheerleader practice back when he was in school, so he just hoped there wasn't many like him at this one.

The girl giggles. "The whole football team, of course!" The truth of this is apparent, as they get out onto the field and see the football team sitting on the bleachers! "They practice after us, but always get here early to watch."

Hearing nothing through the door, Kitty reached up again, on her tip toes, and gently turned the handle, opening the door just a little crack to peer into the room...

Looking inside, she would see... blackness! The room has its light off! o.o

"Like oh yeah!" Austin Bunny yells in celebration, but not too loud, just in case she still had more to do waits for a portal to open. She however is prepared to fight again should she need to.

The portal indeed is open!

*Considers for a moment and decides against simply cutting off the finger for turning it vapor to see if the tar can still hold on. Assuming it can't he jumps for the next stone.*

Due to quick dismemberment by Raleigh, he freely jumps! But behind him, the tar surges... beginning to swell upwards in a vague humanoid shape.

Bold as ever, Bones walks pass the amazon, waving his hand in a curious motion in front of her face.

"This is not the male you're looking for..." he says.

Bones soon has a spear in the way of his path! "Little man trespasses in the Hall of Amazons!" Darn... looks like he has been made...

"..." Just stares at the gorilla. "You... stupid..." Growls as she lifts a barrel and TOSSES it at the ape!

The barrel is TOSSED! Thwacking the gorilla between the eyes. X.x He grunts, looking dazed.

Rider looks up, a gleam in her eyes...(Looks like that submissive mental change is starting to have an effect)..."Any way we can assist, Master"

JoLei nods in agreement, "Perhaps a bath and change of outfit before we continue master?"

"Good point! Here, you can use the servant's door! Heheheh..." A door appears in the sky, a picture of a maid on it.