LAMD 2.0

[Raleigh]

Well since my kind don't actually have emotions I suppose that makes the options obvious in my case. We are just very good at parroting. *He stops to buy some red vines with something akin to an amused look. He pockets them even as he steps into the neutral faced door.*

[Feng]

"I am feeling rather melancholic" says Bones looking about. "Not to mention a might peckish as well. How are you?"

[Knight Errant]

Elliot starts to turn his head upon hearing the tut-tut, but before he could glance behind him, he was sucked into the room, the popcorn flying everywhere as the bag tumbled from his hands and he staggered into the restroom. "Hey, I was just looking! I never stepped over the line!", he complained as he felt the tingle spread through his body...

Kitty folded her arms across her chest, her eyes narrowing behind the glasses as she glanced towards the Kiddie Corner once more, "I'm not going in there... I assure you I'm NO child", she protested, and then started to bang on the happy face door with her hands. "Let me IN!".

Elliot would find his clothes shifting... his pants melding together to form a skirt as his chest itches and swells... his waist pulling inwards as his hips flare out. Meanwhile, he would find himself in a casino esque room... a giant wheel in front of him.

"Same difference, madam..."

Meanwhile, the voice addresses the Doctor. "Nope. Now move so others can enter the Dungeon, or I shall move you."

Kenshiro scratches his head, but shrugs as he heads on in. Maybe there would be a good move or something.

He finds... the same scene as the others! And is likewise greeted. "Good evening, sir or madam, and welcome to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Please choose your disposition."

Austin inserts the dollar fifty, takes the drink, and takes a sip.

"Nice place you got here strange voice. Thanks for the drink." Austin says as he begins to explore the premises.

He finds the concession stand, the kiddie corner, the three face doors... and the exit!

Well since my kind don't actually have emotions I suppose that makes the options obvious in my case. We are just very good at parroting. *He stops to buy some red vines with something akin to an amused look. He pockets them even as he steps into the neutral faced door.*

Raleigh's steps through! And finds his emotionless state... preserved! Le gasp! Everything is so bleh and non emotional! Up ahead he sees two emotionless bathroom doors with emotionless pictures of men and women on them. "Choose your gender, Sir or Madam."

"I am feeling rather melancholic" says Bones looking about. "Not to mention a might peckish as well. How are you?"

The voice answers Bones! "Oh I'm just peachy! Things are up and running again, I have contestants pouring in... and the place has been remodeled! Oh and I recommend some munchies at the concession stand followed by entrance into the Dungeon! Even the melancholy door can cause laughs... and of course if you get to the end... there is the grand prize!"

[Feng]

"Fair enough," says Bones meandering over to the stand. "However if its that pricy, low grade college food court stuff I'll blow your gizzards out." ^_^

[Blaze]

Okuni walks up to the theatre and peeks inside.!

"Hrm... may as well."

She steps into the foyer and looks around!

[Knight Errant]

"Fair enough," says Bones meandering over to the stand. "However if its that pricy, low grade college food court stuff I'll blow your gizzards out." ^_^

"Its quite the opposite! Low price high quality food!" In fact, the board of the concession stand does list some... unusual things for a theater. Lobster ravioli? Steak? In fact, as he looks at it... Bones would see the words shifting... new food items appearing! And he would recognize them as his favorite foods! How... odd.

Okuni walks up to the theatre and peeks inside.!

"Hrm... may as well."

She steps into the foyer and looks around!

She sees an expensively decorated foyer! With concession stand, Lord Bones, kiddie Corner, and three face doors! And a voice! Well, she hears one.

"Good evening, Sir or Madam, and welcome to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! please choose your disposition."

[Feng]

"I'd like to rescind my previous threat" says Bones aloud to nobody in particular. He then turns to the server. "Yes, I'll start with a Chocolate Saturday if you please," he says putting a huge bill on the counter. "There's a big tip included if you can get it out expediently but don't think I'll settle for sloppiness. I expect only the best from you!"

[Raleigh]

*Looks at the two doors.* One of these days I will convince them that its discriminating to other sexes to limit it only to two. I mean technically I'm a neutral/neuter since I'm no gender but nope, male or female every time. *Sighs.* Well at least I'm not a hermaphrodite as I suppose it would be more insulting in that case. Lets go with male since masculine frame of reference is the one I use. *Steps through the male marked door.*

[AshK]

Austin goes over to the three strange doors and starts to inspect each one.

"Wow those doors look pretty creepy." Austin said as he took another sip of Dr. Pepper.

[Blaze]

Okuni tilts her head at the voice and looks at the tree doors.

"So, I must enter the door that best describes my disposition."

Her gaze lingers on the door with the frowny face... but she steps through the door with a neutral face!

[Harri-chan]

Elliot pulled on his shorts as the melted together around his thighs, before groaning as his chest started to swell under his white shirt. Shoulder length blonde hair swished across his face as he struggled for a few moments, before pausing and peering at the casino around him...

"Stop calling me that... ", he huffed, and approached the wheel. "What's the deal with this thing?".



"I'm not moving. So you can come out here and talk this out face to face... ", said the girl, stepping back from the door slightly, looking up and around the room for the source of the voice. "I'm waiting!".

[KonokoHasano]

He finds... the same scene as the others! And is likewise greeted. "Good evening, sir or madam, and welcome to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Please choose your disposition."

"Dungeon? Disposition?" He blinks for a moment. "Err... what are my options?"

[AshK]

Austin enters the Happy Face door while still sipping his Dr. Pepper.

[Knight Errant]

"I'd like to rescind my previous threat" says Bones aloud to nobody in particular. He then turns to the server. "Yes, I'll start with a Chocolate Saturday if you please," he says putting a huge bill on the counter. "There's a big tip included if you can get it out expediently but don't think I'll settle for sloppiness. I expect only the best from you!"

There seems to be no server... odd. Just a slot to place money. Meanwhile, a splendid specimen of the item he ordered appears on the counter! Its just... suddenly there! And looking delicious.

*Looks at the two doors.* One of these days I will convince them that its discriminating to other sexes to limit it only to two. I mean technically I'm a neutral/neuter since I'm no gender but nope, male or female every time. *Sighs.* Well at least I'm not a hermaphrodite as I suppose it would be more insulting in that case. Lets go with male since masculine frame of reference is the one I use. *Steps through the male marked door.*

Raleigh would find the ultimate forces of Humor to affirm that male is the current form of himself at the moment! As the voice speaks up. "Oh I could have a neutral or hermaphrodite door... or both... but this is more amusing. Plus 'Welcome to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon Sir or Madam or Neutral or Hermaphrodite.' is too laborious a phrase for my tastes."

He finds himself in a casino-style room... a large wheel in front of him! "Go on and give it a spin!"

Okuni tilts her head at the voice and looks at the tree doors.

"So, I must enter the door that best describes my disposition."

Her gaze lingers on the door with the frowny face... but she steps through the door with a neutral face!

Okuni steps into the neutral face door! And is suddenly overcome with a feeling of... neutrality. Everything was so... lukewarm... bleh... especially these two restroom doors...

"Please choose your gender, sir or madam."

Elliot pulled on his shorts as the melted together around his thighs, before groaning as his chest started to swell under his white shirt. Shoulder length blonde hair swished across his face as he struggled for a few moments, before pausing and peering at the casino around him...

"Stop calling me that... ", he huffed, and approached the wheel. "What's the deal with this thing?".

"Oh thats the wheel of challenge! Feel free to spin it once your form is complete..."

Says the voice, as Elliot's hair ceases to grow at shoulder length... styling itself girlishly as a pink ribbon tied into a bow appears in his hair. His eyes turn a turquoise color, his face softening a bit. Meanwhile, a black with gray stripes bow appears on his shirt, the ends trailing down between his now quite noticeable breasts... which themselves are soon restrained by a silky bra appearing under his shirt. His pants begin fusing together... turning pink and frilly as they become a skirt! Which soon begins shortening... Underneath his skirt, he feels his underwear clinging tightly to her suddenly smooth crotch, turning into a pair of panties. Her rear and thighs swell a bit as finally her shoes begin turning black... becoming mary janes as her socks crawl up her legs, becoming white stockings ending at mid thigh.

Eventually leaving her as so!

"I'm not moving. So you can come out here and talk this out face to face... ", said the girl, stepping back from the door slightly, looking up and around the room for the source of the voice. "I'm waiting!".

"Oh yes... its about time something amusing happened to you..."

The girl hears a 'hyuck' sounding laugh... as a man-sized stuffed bear appears behind her... picking her up!

"Dungeon? Disposition?" He blinks for a moment. "Err... what are my options?"

"Happy, Sad, or Neutral... Sir or Madam."

Austin enters the Happy Face door while still sipping his Dr. Pepper.

Austin suddenly feels... happy! Everything is just so hilariously hilarious! Especially this choice of restroom doors in front of him! "Please choose your gender, Sir or Madam."

[Feng]

"Riiiiight..." says Bones, taking the beverage, but not before putting a generous Hl bill into the slot. True, while he could simply jiff the machine seeing as its artificial and probably incapable of understanding the concept of being 'tipped' Bones doesn't want to take his chances with the 'ghost' of the theater. He takes a sip of the chocolatey alcoholic beverage.