Better Business Bureau

[Maiden Miki]

"Hmm...Is this it?" asked Mia as she looks around and was curious. "Hello? Is anybody here? I was told to come here."

Wonderful. Now if you could just answer a few questions?

Name, age, work experience, prefered positions, any dependents, do you consider yourself a good person? preferred vector for torturing others? If you were told to assassinate the archduke of Austria, how would you do it? Are you good with children? Would you enjoy working out of the home? What about teaching? Preferred salary?

"Uh... ookay..." Kazuya said, not really getting Windyuki's pace. He stepped through the second level entrance as he was ordered to do.

*The room inside is completely unadorned, save for a small bottle of liquid on a table. As the door slams behind Kazuya he can hear it lock shut. The bottle reads *Drink me*"

"Um...Okay," said Mia as she looks at the list. "Mia Ano, 22, A year, anything that isn't too manual labor, none, yes, I don't like to torture people, I wouldn't, yes, Fine with that, I like teaching, above minimum wage?."

"Just to let you know. I already have a job," said Mia politely.

[shinryou]

"Hmmm... I don't like where this is going but..." Kazuya picks up the bottle, "I might as well see where this takes me" the time traveller said, drinking the drink down in one gulp.

[Windyuki]

"Employment, huh?" Ashley commented as he walked on up and looked around. "That's kinda different."

You want to get hired somewhere?

Why? What kind of work? What texture is a unicorn's fur? How old are you? Is God dead? If a tree falls on Pluto and no one's around to hear it, did the planet still knock on wood? If a LA bound train leaves from Detroit at 3:30 going 50 miles an hour and a Detroit bound train leaves from LA at 4:30 going 90 miles an hour on a direct collision course, how awesome will their crash be?

"Hmmm... I don't like where this is going but..." Kazuya picks up the bottle, "I might as well see where this takes me" the time traveller said, drinking the drink down in one gulp.

*Kazuya begins to shrink visibly, or rather the world seems to be getting much bigger.*

"Um...Okay," said Mia as she looks at the list. "Mia Ano, 22, A year, anything that isn't too manual labor, none, yes, I don't like to torture people, I wouldn't, yes, Fine with that, I like teaching, above minimum wage?."

"Just to let you know. I already have a job," said Mia politely.

Wonderful. Now if you could just answer a few questions?

Name, age, work experience, prefered positions, any dependents, do you consider yourself a good person? preferred vector for torturing others? If you were told to assassinate the archduke of Austria, how would you do it? Are you good with children? Would you enjoy working out of the home? What about teaching? Preferred salary?

"Um...Okay," said Mia as she looks at the list. "Mia Ano, 22, A year, anything that isn't too manual labor,

Hmm, workable.

none

Our records indicate you recently won an Elli. Explain that please?

yes, I don't like to torture people, I wouldn't,

That rules out business.

yes, Fine with that, I like teaching, above minimum wage?."

I see....
"Just to let you know. I already have a job," said Mia politely.[/quote]

Does it pay above minimum wage? How many hours a week do you work?

[Maiden Miki]

"Oh? Elliot counts as a dependent? I never thought of it like that. She somebody that lives with me and my family but maybe," said Mia as she answered the first question. Mia then looked as if she was thinking. "It pays way above minimum wage. I don't think I work it weekly. It is more like when I can and it can last for a few weeks depending on the demand."

[Windyuki]

"Oh? Elliot counts as a dependent? I never thought of it like that. She somebody that lives with me and my family but maybe," said Mia as she answered the first question. Mia then looked as if she was thinking. "It pays way above minimum wage. I don't think I work it weekly. It is more like when I can and it can last for a few weeks depending on the demand."

I see. Well then, we have just the position for you. If you'll just walk through the pink door?

[KonokoHasano]

You want to get hired somewhere?

Why? What kind of work? What texture is a unicorn's fur? How old are you? Is God dead? If a tree falls on Pluto and no one's around to hear it, did the planet still knock on wood? If a LA bound train leaves from Detroit at 3:30 going 50 miles an hour and a Detroit bound train leaves from LA at 4:30 going 90 miles an hour on a direct collision course, how awesome will their crash be?

Because I'm a bit bored.

I'm a person of many talents, so there's many things I could do.

The texture of a unicorn's fur is soft but firm, and feels rather nice.

1548-years-old, but I'm physically 10

No, he's just playing pool with the unicorns

Trick question, because Pluto is too lazy to knock on wood.

Two words: Totally magnificent.

[Maiden Miki]

I see. Well then, we have just the position for you. If you'll just walk through the pink door?

"Oh okay. I hope I do a good job in the position. Thank you," said Mia in a kind voice as she walked though the pink door.

[Raleigh]

*A succubus with brown hair and red everything else walks in and waits for her turn.* I'm here to apply for a job.

[Harri-chan]

A guy in his mid twenties enters the Bureau. He had brown hair to his shoulders, and wore a baggy black t-shirt and knee length jean shorts, with red sneakers on his feet. He had a pair of earphones in that were blaring loud music, and was chewing on gum as he got in line.

[Windyuki]

Because I'm a bit bored.

Bores easily...

I'm a person of many talents, so there's many things I could do.

Such as?

The texture of a unicorn's fur is soft but firm, and feels rather nice.

The answer was smile. Clearly a job under normal circumstances would be too much.

1548-years-old, but I'm physically 10

So, you're deceptive about your age. Who else knows what's going on.

No, he's just playing pool with the unicorns

Questionable grip on sanity...

Trick question, because Pluto is too lazy to knock on wood.

Correct. So you're capable of thought.

Two words: Totally magnificent.

but rather easily amused. Still, no objections to mass casualties...


What do you think of being a weatherman?

A guy in his mid twenties enters the Bureau. He had brown hair to his shoulders, and wore a baggy black t-shirt and knee length jean shorts, with red sneakers on his feet. He had a pair of earphones in that were blaring loud music, and was chewing on gum as he got in line.

Ahem. Can you do that and walk at the same time? Previous work experience? Expected pay scale? Means of transportation? If you could kill anyone in this room right now who would it be? Do I exist? If Px always implies Qx and P of Albert, then what do we know about Sandy? Would you marry me? Ice-cream or pie? About what percentage of your life do you spend as a woman?

*A succubus with brown hair and red everything else walks in and waits for her turn.* I'm here to apply for a job.

Prior work history? How are you with children? What's your stance on churches? If I asked you to set Rei's hair on fire, how long would it take Burma to explode? If you were god for a few minutes, what would you do? What do you think about halos? Would you mind killing that boy who I just talked with right now? How much would that cost? Why climb Mt. Everest? Where were you on the night of the 20th! Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

"Oh okay. I hope I do a good job in the position. Thank you," said Mia in a kind voice as she walked though the pink door.

*She finds a book inside. It seems to be a guide on child-rearing.*

[Harri-chan]

The guy stared at Windy for a moment before tugging out the earphones. "Huh? I just came looking for a job. Nowhere will take me, they say I lack experience and my appearance isn't suitable", he muttered. "Woah, hold on there. I don't spend ANY percentage of my life as a woman! We'd have to go on a date before I knew I could marry you... but I'll have some ice cream AND pie if you're offering... ", he said with a grin.

[Windyuki]

The guy stared at Windy for a moment before tugging out the earphones. "Huh? I just came looking for a job. Nowhere will take me, they say I lack experience and my appearance isn't suitable", he muttered. "Woah, hold on there. I don't spend ANY percentage of my life as a woman! We'd have to go on a date before I knew I could marry you... but I'll have some ice cream AND pie if you're offering... ", he said with a grin.

*Takes notes.*
No work experience. Hates marriage. Wants to have it all.... Hmm.... If you could get room and board in exchange for lazing about all day, would you do it?

[Harri-chan]

"Are you serious?", he asked. "You're kidding, right? Of course I'd take that!", he laughed. "Shame there's no actual jobs like that", he shrugged. "That would be so sweet though. My dream job!".

[shinryou]

Kazuya looks around, "W-what the heck is happening!?!" He yells out, though his voice probably doesn't travel very far in his current state.

[Windyuki]

"Are you serious?", he asked. "You're kidding, right? Of course I'd take that!", he laughed. "Shame there's no actual jobs like that", he shrugged. "That would be so sweet though. My dream job!".

Wonderful! I'm glad to help. Now, if you'll just put this on we can get you sorted out right away.
*Hands the boy a choker of some sort.*

Kazuya looks around, "W-what the heck is happening!?!" He yells out, though his voice probably doesn't travel very far in his current state.

*Kazuya should find that he's sprouted a pair of wings to help stay at around eye level, and his clothes seem to be shrinking with him and changing as well.*