House Hunting

[Ookalf]

*Yuriko looks over to Elk.* So, is this a friend of yours?

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: ... My twin brother.

Elk: She'd have figured it out kitsune or later. 6.8 from the Muffin judge! *holds up a scorecard indicating as such*

[Ookalf]

Ha... Your brother's kind of silly, isn't he?

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: ... *frowns* You have no idea. Hide the caffeine.

Elk: With moose on first, Elk's on second, and Audino's on third, it's Nick Green for the win!

[Ookalf]

Yeah, I... think I will. *Yuriko looks to Elk.* So, can we do anything for you while you're here?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *tugging on Ellen's cat ears* Smileeee, she's on candid camera~!

Ellen: ...Let go, imbecile. *tries to swat his hands away* ...Asking her for a camera's rude.

[Ookalf]

...Really? Why would it be rude?

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: ...Well, in case you didn't notice... *points at her oversized kimono*

Elk: If a picture's worth a thousand words, what does that make the Louvre?

Ellen: ...It's not harmless in the slightest, Elk. Don't give me that.

[Ookalf]

Ah, so, he just wants to take embarrassing pictures of you... Did I get that right?

[AmbushCat]

Ellen: ...And show them to everyone at school, too.

Elk: *nods in confirmation, beaming all the while* Cat ears and fancy dresses are funny.

[Ookalf]

OK... So, no camera for him, I guess.

[AmbushCat]

Elk: Okay, alright. I'll settle for food! *finishes his onigiri*

Ellen: ...Where'd you get that?

Elk: In the refrigerator behind eight boxes of tofu.

Ellen: ...Whose refrigerator are we talking about here?

Elk: *indicates Yuriko* If I used one of the lady's tails as a headband, would she curse at me?

Ellen: ... *facepalms* Hers...

[Ookalf]

Well, I probably wouldn't be too happy with you... And did you really raid my fridge?

[AmbushCat]

Elk: *forms circles around his eyes* The unholy terror has been mended, and the needles have been sewn in the land of our discontent!

Ellen: ... Why?

Elk: It's hard to be Hungary next to Turkey and Greece.

Ellen: ...Yes, I know you're hungry. I'm hungry. That doesn't give you an excuse to steal food from someone else.

Elk: *scratches his head* If a kangaroo lacks its pouch, can it really hop?

Ellen: *resists the urge to bash her head against a wall; turns to Yuriko* ...You weren't able to follow any of that, were you?

[Ookalf]

*Yuriko shakes her head.* Not in the least.