LAMD 2.0

[Ookalf]

Lilly enters the correct door for her gender! The voice chuckles. "Good to know you have kept your wits. You will likely need them." In the next room she discovers a large casino-esque room with a large wheel! "Feel free to spin the wheel of challenges!"

Right~! *Lilly spins the wheel!*

[Raleigh]

*Managing to stop from running full barrel into the geyser, Raleigh does poke it with a finger to see if it has any special properties.* Well I have done this kind of thing before so I tend to be prepared. Not my fault I have experience. Well it is I suppose but you get what I mean.

[AshK]

Austin Bunny then takes a fighting stance and gives the attackers a taunting wink. "Hey there boys, come over and see me sometime." Austin Bunny says as she strikes a sexy pose cringing at how girly this pose was. "I cannot believe I just did that." Austin Bunny says as she sidesteps one of them and attempts to round house kick the Happy face guy where it counts. She also attempts to slash at the Sad face guy with one of her Kama near the throat region.

[Feng]

"Hmmm..." says Bones, reaching into his top hat. "This looks like a job for a change of hats! Grabbing the bottom he pulls his headgear inside out, turning it into a nice panama hat. "Much better!"

He walks up to the wall carvings giving them a once over.

[Marky]

Inside she discovers a rather expensive looking theater entrance! With concession stand, triple pairs of doors carved with faces, and a archway marked 'kiddie corner'. A voice from nowhere addresses her.

"Welcome, young sir or madam, to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! How can this purveyor of zany situations serve you today?"

Sam blinkblinks as she glances around for the source of the voice. "Um...I'm jutht wooking awound...dith pwace don't wook wike a dungeon, dough..." She says, her eyes looking over to the triple pairs of doors with carved faces, before her eyes notice the archway marked 'kiddie corner'. "Kiddie cownah?" Sam tilts her head a little as she stares at the archway, curiosity getting to the kitty.

[KonokoHasano]

"Maaaaaybe. But funny!" As Kenshiro goes up the ladder, she would see... another barrel barreling towards her face!

Yelps, ducking so the barrel rolls passed. She then climbs on up and runs!

[Blaze]

Okuni frowns and nods.

"Understood."

She starts walking through the trees, keeping her eyes on the ground, looking for any sign of a hoof-print!

[Knight Errant]

Eliza's mood didn't get any better, despite the excitement all around her. She held one hand across her stomach, and for a moment, thought she might actually be sick as she was so nervous. Her tongue rubbed her top lip, looking around at the other girls, and then focused on the older woman.

"Uh... excuse me... ", she suddenly spoke up, and took a step forward, "Is there like... a beginner group and an advanced group? Because I've really not done much cheerleading before... ".

The teacher turns... looking at Eliza. "What do you mean... of course you have, Eliza! Your a great cheerleader... Now hurry and get into your uniform! Its almost time!"

Kitty came to a sudden stop in the hallway, looking quite alarmed by the size of it, and how high up the doors went around her. Her eyebrows arched in suprise at the challenge, and then quickly creased with a frown, "Seriously? Someone with my intelligence... and you're asking me to fetch cookies?". She snorted and shook her head, the dress swishing as she started heading down the corridor, and tried to reach up to the handle of the first door she got to...

"Oh well... it should be a breeze for you then, right? Hehehehee..."

She really had to reach... but is able to wrap her small hands around the knob! Turning it, she would open to see the room of an adult woman! There is a large bed, a closet, wardrobe, vanity...

Right~! *Lilly spins the wheel!*

The wheel... goes round... and round...! Eventually coming to rest on a pair of dice! The voice chuckles. "Aaaah a challenge of chance! Apropo being in a casino and all. Guess odds or evens, and then die will be rolled! If you guess right, you pass this challenge! If wrong... well... it will be a bit more work before you can go onwards. Hehehe..."

*Managing to stop from running full barrel into the geyser, Raleigh does poke it with a finger to see if it has any special properties.* Well I have done this kind of thing before so I tend to be prepared. Not my fault I have experience. Well it is I suppose but you get what I mean.

"Oh yes, well... on the upside perhaps at least one person might actually reach the end this time..."

Meanwhile, the black tar has the remarkable quality of pulling at his finger quite hard. Trying to draw him in! Oh and the rock he pauses on is also sinking. Fun fun!

Austin Bunny then takes a fighting stance and gives the attackers a taunting wink. "Hey there boys, come over and see me sometime." Austin Bunny says as she strikes a sexy pose cringing at how girly this pose was. "I cannot believe I just did that." Austin Bunny says as she sidesteps one of them and attempts to round house kick the Happy face guy where it counts. She also attempts to slash at the Sad face guy with one of her Kama near the throat region.

Austin manages to kick the Happy Face, who falls flat on said face. Stepping aside gives Sad enough room to dodge the slash, however, as it then goes for a leap tackle!

"Hmmm..." says Bones, reaching into his top hat. "This looks like a job for a change of hats! Grabbing the bottom he pulls his headgear inside out, turning it into a nice panama hat. "Much better!"

He walks up to the wall carvings giving them a once over.

He sees carvings of rather tall and buxom women with the heads of snakes and jackals. They seem to be impaling with spears what looks strangely like a interloper wearing a panama hat. There are also carvings of an altar, with same women bowing before it. "Oh and did I mention the Amazons? There are Amazons."

Sam blinkblinks as she glances around for the source of the voice. "Um...I'm jutht wooking awound...dith pwace don't wook wike a dungeon, dough..." She says, her eyes looking over to the triple pairs of doors with carved faces, before her eyes notice the archway marked 'kiddie corner'. "Kiddie cownah?" Sam tilts her head a little as she stares at the archway, curiosity getting to the kitty.

"Quite. The kiddiest corner this side of an acute angle! Feel free to peruse our plethora of kid-designed attractions!"

Yelps, ducking so the barrel rolls passed. She then climbs on up and runs!

Ducking and climbing, she finds herself on the next level! More barrels! "Almost there now.... heheheh."

Okuni frowns and nods.

"Understood."

She starts walking through the trees, keeping her eyes on the ground, looking for any sign of a hoof-print!

After looking for awhile... she comes across tracks! They are rather easy to spot, as little flowers sprout up around them! How disgustingly cute. Following them would lead her into a lush valley with a sparkling river down the middle...

[Harri-chan]

"I already did, like ten minutes ago... ", sighed Eliza, looked rather glum that her feeble plan had not got her out of the cheerleading class. The fact the teacher seemed to think she was a great cheerleader just made it worse... because she didn't FEEL like one.


Having stretched so much to turn the handle, Kitty nearly falls right into the room, but seeing the women she freezes, her wide eyes staring at them, unable to believe quite how big they looked! Swallowing a deep breath, she backed away, closing the door behind her. "That's not the kitchen... ".

Now a little more nervous, she continued down the corridor, and coming to the desk door, instead of reaching for the handle, she pressed up against it, turning her head so her ear was touching the wood, and tried to listen for any sounds...

[Ookalf]

The wheel... goes round... and round...! Eventually coming to rest on a pair of dice! The voice chuckles. "Aaaah a challenge of chance! Apropo being in a casino and all. Guess odds or evens, and then die will be rolled! If you guess right, you pass this challenge! If wrong... well... it will be a bit more work before you can go onwards. Hehehe..."

All right. I choose... Evens!

[Marky]

"Quite. The kiddiest corner this side of an acute angle! Feel free to peruse our plethora of kid-designed attractions!"

Sam blinkblinks for a moment, before smiling and heading on over through the archway, to the Kiddie Corner, wondering just what she will find.

[Maiden Miki]

Don enters... the sad door! And suddenly feels overwhelmed with grief! Everything was just so sad! It made him want to cry.... oh and he then comes across a pair of restroom doors! A male and a female one. "Please choose your gender, sir or madam."

Soon Don began to feel struck with grief as he tried to withheld tears from streaming down his face. He had a pained look on his face as he thought that something was going on here. Still it wasn't enough for him to turn back. He saw the doors and found them strange due to their location but at once enter though the male door.

[KonokoHasano]

Ducking and climbing, she finds herself on the next level! More barrels! "Almost there now.... heheheh."

"So... tiring." She let out, panting as she continued, tripping over one barrel but managing to get up and continue.

[Feng]

The incredibly genre savvy Lord Bones's (because real evil geniuses read TV Tropes) eyebrow twitches in alarm upon reading the hieroglyphs.

"Sorry ladies, but death by Snu Snu is not how I roll" he says, trading his useless blunderbuss (the water from the last challenge has entered the chamber) for his equally trusty Tommy Gun! Because real evil geniuses carry ridiculous amounts of firearms in their pockets!

He then sets off to find the altar. No doubt that would be the place to find priceless treasure.

[AshK]

That was just the opportunity Austin Bunny was looking for as she attempts a jump kick the Sad Face guy where it counts followed by an attempt to slash at Sad face's leg.