LAMD 2.0

[Ookalf]

(Hope it's not too late to join in...)

"Laugh a Minute Dungeon..." Oh, why not? *Lilly walks through the entrance of the "theater."*

[Feng]

"It isn't over until the fat woman sings" says Bones, reaching into his jacket to produce a set of throwing knives. "And I do not hear Wagner."

Although his knife fighting skill is rather rusty, his aim might be able to hit one or two of the laughing balloons dead on.

[Knight Errant]

Eliza gave one last look to the teacher than had been so frightening when angry, and then drew a deep breath before she marched towards the doorway, and straight through the portal that had taken it's place, "You won't beat me so easily THIS time... ", she muttered.

Eliza steps through the portal! And comes out in... a girl's locker room? Young girls her age are in various states of undress... seeming to be changing into... cheer leading uniforms? They don't seem alarmed at her sudden appearance.

"Oh so you think you can beat this easily? We will see... hehehe. Your challenge is to cheer your school's football team to victory! And win a kiss from the star quarterback..."

Kitty pulled back a little, rubbing her sore shoulder, and clutched the bars, curling her hands around them as she looked up towards the sound of the voice, "I really don't you're one to be giving me hints. Don't you know I'm a Doctor? That means I'm smart!".

"Oh riiiiight.... then your just feigning ignorance about how to get out of the crib! How dastardly!"

"Well that's not so... huh?" Looks down just in time to see the hole before falling through! "WHaaaaaa!"

She falls! And falls... for quite some time... before landing on a what looks like a large red metal beam tilting upwards... with a ladder on the other end. And somehow above her is another red metal beam! And she seems to be unhurt from the fall... odd.

"Challenge! Climb up and rescue the damsel in distress!"

Mischa frowns. "If I remember correctly, the last time I was here I ended up as a maid trying to fight off some kind of squid or something with a broom. I think I'd rather start anew."

"As you wish, Sir or Madam... feel free to choose your disposition once more!"

Austin Bunny gets up shaking. "I think I need to get out of here." Austin Bunny said. "Hey can I switch weapons?"

"Oh you can... if you can get back to them. Oh and I'd duck if I was you." The two Faces send twin punches towards her head!

*Tugs something lose from inside a pocket. It looks like a toothpick.* Really? The whole crushed by a ceiling bit? *He tosses it in front of him and the thing turns into a large and heavy metal pole that bridges the gap between the ground and the roof.* Its amusing what you can pick up if you just wait for some old monkeys to die. *He continues his casual stroll toward his target.*

He casually strolls! And comes to what looks like a large carved room. The floor is a lake of black... fluid... with round stepping stones leading to the other side!

Okuni picks up one of the fallen wooden figures and spins him right round baby right round...

Smashing it into it's comrades!

Soon the clonking sound of wood on brick fills the room... as she knocks down the remainder of the wood and brick men! A few seem to be trying to get up, though...

(Hope it's not too late to join in...)

"Laugh a Minute Dungeon..." Oh, why not? *Lilly walks through the entrance of the "theater."*

((Oh not at all... a pleasure to have you back, heheh.))

"A returning contender! How marvelous! Do you wish to resume from where you left off, Sir or Madam? Or start anew? There are many more laughs yet to be had!"

"It isn't over until the fat woman sings" says Bones, reaching into his jacket to produce a set of throwing knives. "And I do not hear Wagner."

Although his knife fighting skill is rather rusty, his aim might be able to hit one or two of the laughing balloons dead on.

They are popped! A little counter clicks down somewhere... "Oh eight more, by the way. And you have... oh... a few minutes left!"

[Ookalf]

((Oh not at all... a pleasure to have you back, heheh.))

"A returning contender! How marvelous! Do you wish to resume from where you left off, Sir or Madam? Or start anew? There are many more laughs yet to be had!"

Hmm... May as well start over. I hardly remember what I was doing last time anyway. *Lilly shrugs.*

[KonokoHasano]

She falls! And falls... for quite some time... before landing on a what looks like a large red metal beam tilting upwards... with a ladder on the other end. And somehow above her is another red metal beam! And she seems to be unhurt from the fall... odd.

"Challenge! Climb up and rescue the damsel in distress!"

"... damsel in distress?" Kenshiro asked, blink blinking as she looked up. "Uh... alright." She walks up to the latter, keeping her balance, and climbs up it.

[Harri-chan]

Eliza, with the mind of a teenage boy still intact, stared at the girls in delight as she stood in the middle of the locker room with a distant smile... until she heard the voice, and suddenly went pale. "What? I can't cheer.... I'm a boy!", she protested, her eyes still following the girls despite the suprising news. It was the last part of the instructions that felt like a kick in the stomach however, and she actually staggered back and slumped down onto a bench, "Boys don't kiss boys!".



"I'm not feigning anything... there's no escape route to figure out here. The bars are too tall to go over, and too close together to squeeze through... it's impossible!", she huffed, pacing back and forth before losing her footing on the squishy mattress, and tumbled head first into a small pile of stuffed toys!

[AshK]

Austin Bunny ducks one of the punches and is hit in the lower back with the other. She then looks toward the weapons and notices they are way too far away to switch. As she takes the blow to the lower back, she attempts to trip the smiley face masked guy with her leg. She then also attempts to trip the sad face masked guy with the butt of the Naginata. She is not sure if the attacks on the two people will connect.

[Feng]

"Looks like its time for a desperate gambit" says Bones reaching into his hat and pulling out an underwater explosive charge. At first it might surprise some people that someone would keep such a thing under their hat. Ask yourself this dear skeptics: What eccentric, overly prepared criminal mastermind doesn't hide powerful explosives underneath their fine hat?

Precisely!

Setting the charge for thirty seconds, Bones tosses it into the midst of the balloons before swimming for cover. After all, homebrewed explosives have an ill reputation for working surprisingly too well.

[Blaze]

Okuni walks over to the figures struggling to rise and slams her fist down on each of their heads in succession!

"Stay down!"

[Maiden Miki]

"Hmm...A theater? Been a while since I attended one. Guess I have the time to watch something," said Don as he looked up and then began to walk into the building.

[Knight Errant]

Hmm... May as well start over. I hardly remember what I was doing last time anyway. *Lilly shrugs.*

"Good! Then choose your disposition, sir or madam..." Says the Voice, as the choice of three doors once again presents itself!

"... damsel in distress?" Kenshiro asked, blink blinking as she looked up. "Uh... alright." She walks up to the latter, keeping her balance, and climbs up it.

Her view is, unfortunatley, blocked by the metal beams! "You will see soon enough. If you make it to the top. Oh and watch out..."

As she climbs, a large... barrel slams into the wall above... then tilting over and falling towards her!

Eliza, with the mind of a teenage boy still intact, stared at the girls in delight as she stood in the middle of the locker room with a distant smile... until she heard the voice, and suddenly went pale. "What? I can't cheer.... I'm a boy!", she protested, her eyes still following the girls despite the suprising news. It was the last part of the instructions that felt like a kick in the stomach however, and she actually staggered back and slumped down onto a bench, "Boys don't kiss boys!".

"Hehehe... well you don't look like a boy now... Do you reaaaally want to fail this challenge too? The next one will be worse..."

"I'm not feigning anything... there's no escape route to figure out here. The bars are too tall to go over, and too close together to squeeze through... it's impossible!", she huffed, pacing back and forth before losing her footing on the squishy mattress, and tumbled head first into a small pile of stuffed toys!

"I suppose that means you fail... which means punishment time! Oh my favorite part!"

Austin Bunny ducks one of the punches and is hit in the lower back with the other. She then looks toward the weapons and notices they are way too far away to switch. As she takes the blow to the lower back, she attempts to trip the smiley face masked guy with her leg. She then also attempts to trip the sad face masked guy with the butt of the Naginata. She is not sure if the attacks on the two people will connect.

Austin is punched! As the twin fighters are tripped! Falling forward on top of each other.

"Looks like its time for a desperate gambit" says Bones reaching into his hat and pulling out an underwater explosive charge. At first it might surprise some people that someone would keep such a thing under their hat. Ask yourself this dear skeptics: What eccentric, overly prepared criminal mastermind doesn't hide powerful explosives underneath their fine hat?

Precisely!

Setting the charge for thirty seconds, Bones tosses it into the midst of the balloons before swimming for cover. After all, homebrewed explosives have an ill reputation for working surprisingly too well.

Bones would find cover under a card table or behind a bar! As the explosive... explodes! The shockwave tearing apart all the balloons! There is a cascade of cheers, wails, and screams! Which soon have the water swirling in a boiling red malestrom! Good thing he is in cover...

"Hrmm... good enough I suppose!" There is a *pop!* sound, as a huge rubber cork appears in the middle of the room. The water beginning to cool and calm. "Feel free to pull the plug."

Okuni walks over to the figures struggling to rise and slams her fist down on each of their heads in succession!

"Stay down!"

*bonk!* *Bap!* *Kapow!* The figures are beaten back down! And... stay down this time. There is the ringing of a bell! "We have a winner! Woman triumphs over brick and wood! Feel free to travel to the next room!" A portal opens in the air!

"Hmm...A theater? Been a while since I attended one. Guess I have the time to watch something," said Don as he looked up and then began to walk into the building.

Don heads into the building! Seeing a high class cinema foyer... with concession stand, kiddie corner... and three huge doors engraved with faces. "Welcome, sir or madam, to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Please choose your disposition."

[Ookalf]

"Good! Then choose your disposition, sir or madam..." Says the Voice, as the choice of three doors once again presents itself!

This part, I think I do remember... *Lilly enters the happy door.*

[Harri-chan]

Eliza looked down over herself, cupping her face with both palms and sighed. The voice was right, she certainly didn't look like a boy now. Dressing like a girl, being a girl... these were things Elliot had experienced before... but cheerleading and kissing a boy? She blushed, getting back to her feet, and began to remove her school uniform.

"So what if I just keep failing? I get a worse challenge, then one even worse... so what?", she muttered, ending up in her underwear after a couple of minutes. She chewed her bottom lip, examining the front of her panties, and then her bra, before reaching for the cheerleading dress, and tugged it over her head. She watched the girls, pulling and adjusting it to try and make it comfortable... but the fact it was a cheerleader dress made that impossible, it was just too embarrassing. She slipped into the sneakers and followed the group out of the locker room.





Kitty wriggled free of the toys, her eyes twitching as she heard the voice talking in an amused tone. Lifting one hand, she adjusted her glasses and frowned, "What do you mean punishment? I think this already counts as a punishment!", huffed the young Doctor.

[Raleigh]

Hm... I don't like tar pits. Getting killed in more than one tends to do that to you I suppose. *Hops onto the first stone and sets to jump to the next.*

[Feng]

"Consider it done" says Bones, wading over to the plug and giving it a strong pull.