It doesn't exist

[Raleigh]

*For those who are a bit on the wrong side of the law in Muffinville they will find that a slip of paper has been placed in their pockets recently directing them toward a meeting. If one were to follow the directions and slink unnoticed into the darker side of town near Black Pearl Harbor's warehouses you will find what appears to be a rundown and derelict shipping office. If you step inside though you will find a woman waiting to do business with you.* So it would seem a guest has found us. My name is Victoria Ceil and I'm a thief. How would you like to work for our little thieves guild here? There are plenty of commissions available as well as the ties we can provide you with the black market here in Muffinville. I can assure you we have no ulterior motives such as finding items for a non-existent ninja village or the like.

[Miku-chan]

A red-haired girl in Celtic garb and looks to be of about 14 or so in appearance enters the building..."Aye, Ye be lookin' fer sum o' the lost treasure here 'bouts"

[Raleigh]

Victoria: Perhaps. We are mostly looking to employ various 'procurement specialists' to aid our little group. Are you interested?

[Miku-chan]

The little red head nods..."Aye that I might be. Tell me whatcha be willin' ta pay commish wise and what some of Ye benefits might be 'asaide from Ye gitten' me access ta the markets 'ere"

[Raleigh]

Victoria: Well we will handle issues should you be caught in the act. Our lawyers are real devils in the courtroom after all. As for other benefits there is of course our protections from some other enemies you might pick up like assassins and the like. Of course access to the black market is the main boon we offer as there you can buy and sell most anything you can get your hands on and a few aside from it. Do well and there will be particularly useful gifts that can be granted such as items that make it easier to slink about and procure things.

Commissions on assigned tasks are usually around 30-40% of the market value as well as a bit more notoriety amongst our clientele. Higher risk assignments tend to get extra rewards depending on things. Say your current assignment is to retrieve a scroll from Muffin Village and you succeed. You would get what is roughly the percentage of the value of the scroll, a reputation of being a very great procurer, and of course likely a glyph or other blessing from our benefactor that would allow you to blend with the shadows or something to that effect.