by muffinstud » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:08 pm
"I'm taking you home, Matt." The man continues walking... and suddenly, he and Matt aren't in the parking lot any longer. Instead, they are walking up the driveway to a quaint house surrounded by trees. By the sound of the crickets in the air, this had to be outside of the suburbs. That's at least... 2 hours away! "Welcome, I hope you like it here. There's plenty of room out back, no fences. Just grass and trees. It's the perfect environment to raise a family, don't you think?" He opens the door, Matt's legs leading him into a homey living room with no television set, only a fireplace.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker