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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ezra » Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:52 pm

Ezra got up and shook the bottom of his t-shirt to fan himself as he looked around. "Geez did a roommate mess with the thermo? I swear it must be blistering in here and it was right around perfect when I left for classes." He said as he walked downstairs to where the thermostat was located. "I mean it's one thing if they eat my groceries, and skip out on rent sometimes, but we all agreed that no-one would mess with the thermostat." He said brow furrowed in anger.
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:03 pm

Ezra wrote:Ezra got up and shook the bottom of his t-shirt to fan himself as he looked around. "Geez did a roommate mess with the thermo? I swear it must be blistering in here and it was right around perfect when I left for classes." He said as he walked downstairs to where the thermostat was located. "I mean it's one thing if they eat my groceries, and skip out on rent sometimes, but we all agreed that no-one would mess with the thermostat." He said brow furrowed in anger.



A wave of heat comes up at him he closes his eyes and when he opens them he finds himself in the middle of the desert*
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:10 pm

Kether wrote:*strike rings true... and the dragon oddly implodes inward shrinking into a very annoyed looking maid. while this happens the Princess runs over and Hugs scott from behind, "I knew my summons would go through! You are a great hero!"

Uhhh... *Scott looks between the irate maid and the elated princess, a look of confusion and perhaps slight embarrassment from having this lovely lady hug her on her face.* Could one of you tell me what's going on here, please...?
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:14 pm

Ookalf wrote:
Kether wrote:*strike rings true... and the dragon oddly implodes inward shrinking into a very annoyed looking maid. while this happens the Princess runs over and Hugs scott from behind, "I knew my summons would go through! You are a great hero!"

Uhhh... *Scott looks between the irate maid and the elated princess, a look of confusion and perhaps slight embarrassment from having this lovely lady hug her on her face.* Could one of you tell me what's going on here, please...?


"I did the hero summon to save me from this dragon.. and fight in our great war and you came!"explains the princess happlily snuggling against her, "also you were probably made a better hero by the summon and stuff like cuter and stronger and stuff"

The maid continues glaring while slowly cleaning the area
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:26 pm

Wait, wait, wait... So, you did this to me? And... what kind of war are we talking about, exactly?
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:27 pm

Ookalf wrote:Wait, wait, wait... So, you did this to me? And... what kind of war are we talking about, exactly?



"You fight for my country against other countries, winner gets money and the losers have to serve the winners for a time like that"She explains pointing to the maid
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WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:51 pm

Oh... Oh, well, that does sound nice and all, but I really don't think I'm up for fighting a war... Any chance I could just go home?
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:01 pm

Ookalf wrote:Oh... Oh, well, that does sound nice and all, but I really don't think I'm up for fighting a war... Any chance I could just go home?


The princess looks horrified, "but that would cause us all to be enslaved by others..."
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:11 pm

Kether wrote:The princess looks horrified, "but that would cause us all to be enslaved by others..."

And that's terrible, but... I'm not some great fighter or hero or whatever. You'd be better off finding someone else, trust me.
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:16 pm

Ookalf wrote:
Kether wrote:The princess looks horrified, "but that would cause us all to be enslaved by others..."

And that's terrible, but... I'm not some great fighter or hero or whatever. You'd be better off finding someone else, trust me.


"But you are now, that's how the summon works"

*the fact that she did just one shot a dragon.. might be an argument for this*
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WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:42 pm

Well, I... *Thinking back to the way she fought that dragon, Scott sighs, realizing her arguments are running thin.* ...If I do stay here, what would I have to do, exactly?
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:54 pm

Ookalf wrote:Well, I... *Thinking back to the way she fought that dragon, Scott sighs, realizing her arguments are running thin.* ...If I do stay here, what would I have to do, exactly?



Much more vigorous hugging, "Fight more champion and lead armies"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Ookalf » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:02 pm

And... I can go home if I do all that, right?
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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:25 pm

Kether wrote:
"damn it I've finally stroked out"


The glowing bikini armor that flies towards him does little to assuage this fear!


Kether wrote:
"they are called breasts, they are traditionally used for the weaning of infants"says a voice as she looks up to catch the voice she sees a stern looking silver haired fairy.


The new woman looks up at the fairy... "I know that... but why do I have them? And... where am I?"

Blaze wrote:David gulps and hits the breaks, bringing the car to a stop!

"I-Is this part of the course?"


The instructor shakes his head. "I dont think soo-ack!" As the car just... drops through the asphalt... suddenly in a swirling vortex!
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

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Re: Heroic Summons (Open to All)

Postby Kether » Mon Jul 23, 2012 5:56 pm

Ookalf wrote:And... I can go home if I do all that, right?


She pouts, "fine fine"

Knight Errant wrote:
Kether wrote:
"damn it I've finally stroked out"


The glowing bikini armor that flies towards him does little to assuage this fear!


There's not really much he can do to stop it.


Kether wrote:
"they are called breasts, they are traditionally used for the weaning of infants"says a voice as she looks up to catch the voice she sees a stern looking silver haired fairy.


The new woman looks up at the fairy... "I know that... but why do I have them? And... where am I?"




"To feed small children? to attract men and women? for the same reason other women have them? And this is arcadia, the land of elves and fairies"
"I'M MALFEAS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!"
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