Bimbocalypse

[Placeholder]

Moderator: Mistress Guendolen

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:00 am

Jack stares a moment... such... big... boobies... before he blinks. "I... um... s-sure! But... can you do me a favor in return? When your done... cleaning up?"
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Zoey » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:44 am

The maid looks up as a she brushes her breasts and tries to brush the water away. "Yes? What is your request?" she asks as she slowly rises and her breasts jiggle oh so easily.
"Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?"
"What are you planning?!"
"Your shelter is secure, is it?"
"Of course it is! Just see for yourself how powerless you are!"
"...Roger that."
User avatar
Zoey
MSF Addict
MSF Addict
 
Posts: 10103
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: In a tree top somewhere

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:01 am

Jack... tries not to stare... but looks up! "I need a pair of maid heels... size seven and a half. Could you find a pair for me please?"
Last edited by Knight Errant on Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Dragoon465 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:06 am

Odd request, but is it too late to join in...?
Just joined, and already confused!
User avatar
Dragoon465
Forum Browser
Forum Browser
 
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:57 am

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Zoey » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:21 am

The maid nods. "Yes. Any color in specific you want? Open toe'd or close toe'd? Platformed? How high the heel? With straps, without?" she asks wanting to get every detail correct as a maid should!

-----------
Dragoon465 Pm me with what you'd like and we'll discuss it there.
"Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?"
"What are you planning?!"
"Your shelter is secure, is it?"
"Of course it is! Just see for yourself how powerless you are!"
"...Roger that."
User avatar
Zoey
MSF Addict
MSF Addict
 
Posts: 10103
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: In a tree top somewhere

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:28 am

Jack pauses a moment. "Black, close toe'd. non platformed, with four inch heels. And it could be with or without straps... with is probably better." He says as he starts gathering up the dishes that were dropped...
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Zoey » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:34 am

The maid nods and carefully and daintily with swaying hips and gazongans leaves the room! Phew! Now to clean this pretty bad mess! O_O Jack takes a while but finally has all the dishes in hand. Time to take them to the kitchen, but thats going downstairs and maybe having to face another maid. She could just hide them and clean up the food on the floor. What will our hero do?
"Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?"
"What are you planning?!"
"Your shelter is secure, is it?"
"Of course it is! Just see for yourself how powerless you are!"
"...Roger that."
User avatar
Zoey
MSF Addict
MSF Addict
 
Posts: 10103
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: In a tree top somewhere

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:47 am

Jack is alot of things... but he isnt the kind of guy to go back on his word. He sets the dishes aside for a moment... cleaning up the spilled food on the floor with some of the cleaning supplies that seemed to be everywhere around here... then picked up the dishes again... heading for the kitchen! Being very careful... dishes and heels and all that...
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Zoey » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:34 pm

Jack somehow manages to reach the kitchen where a nother maid is doing said dishes! She hears the click of Jacks heels and turns to him and curtsies. "Hello~" she simply says.Awaiting for a formal hello from the 'maid'.
"Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?"
"What are you planning?!"
"Your shelter is secure, is it?"
"Of course it is! Just see for yourself how powerless you are!"
"...Roger that."
User avatar
Zoey
MSF Addict
MSF Addict
 
Posts: 10103
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: In a tree top somewhere

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:37 pm

Jack dosent attempt a curtsy... in heels? Carrying dishes? Disaster waiting to happen. He merely smiles a bit. "Hello there..." He says... seeing if there is room for him to wash dishes too! o.o
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Dragoon465 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:19 pm

Zach Burton had been hiding out in the local junkyard for almost two months now, hiding out from the bimbos. Living in a smaller town in Indiana, the bimbos weren't a horrendous problem, but they were still lingering in the area, especially due to the nearby mall, which was large enough to keep them around. Luckily, he knew they wouldn't come close to a junkyard, figuring out their behavior after barely escaping a rave he went to with his friends one night, when the bimbos were thought of as a bad joke. There was a nearby grocery, but thanks to Zach's constant use of it's supplies, food was completely out. He saved a few bottles of water and soda, and a couple snack foods. He threw them into his pack, along with his flashlight, spare boxes of ammunition for his pistol, extra pair of clothes he 'found', a barely working radio he fixed while in hiding, and his iPod, because even he got bored sometimes. Strapping his bag on, he decided to head to DC, due to getting a signal stating survivors are there on his radio. He grabbed his trusty pistol, a samurai edge model, and started walking towards the exit, pondering how he'll make the trip.

"Damn, DC's a long way. How the hell will I survive the walk, even without these friggin' sluts?!" Zach said aloud, having a habit of talking to himself oddly.
Just joined, and already confused!
User avatar
Dragoon465
Forum Browser
Forum Browser
 
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:57 am

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Zoey » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:10 pm

Jack would see that the kitchen has 3 sinks infact! He could use one of the free ones. The maid notices his predicament and nods. "Please. Use one of the sinks" she says before she goes back and starts washing her pile of dishes~ Jack would also see a pink frilly apron ready for a maid to cover her elegant dress with~!

===============
Zach walks out of the safety of the junkyard and would soon have a predicament in his hands. He could take the inter-state, but that method is probably filled with bimbos but would provide the quickest way to travel and lots of cars he could use to loot from. He could not take it and go with the normal routes. These were safer, but took longer and he would have to walk along towns and cities with who knows what inside of there. Worst off is, if he used a car, the sound would quickly attract attention. Either way he was screwed.
"Let me confirm, your shelter shield is activated?"
"What are you planning?!"
"Your shelter is secure, is it?"
"Of course it is! Just see for yourself how powerless you are!"
"...Roger that."
User avatar
Zoey
MSF Addict
MSF Addict
 
Posts: 10103
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:42 pm
Location: In a tree top somewhere

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Knight Errant » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:21 pm

Jack nods, smiling a bit. "Thank you." He replies... as he heads over... carefully putting the plates down. Then... figuring he should maintain cover... he takes the apron and puts it on! Tying it tight! There... at least he wont need a new outfit when he is done. Finally he goes to run the water and begin cleaning dishes!
O Muse!
Sing in me, and through me tell the story
Of that man skilled in all the ways of contending,
A wanderer, harried for years on end...

Image Image

Click the eggs... feed the dragons.
User avatar
Knight Errant
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8138
Joined: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:59 pm
Location: Wandering the lands... searching for adventure.

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Dragoon465 » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:33 pm

Deciding was difficult for Zach, but he decided it'd be best to take the long route. However, transportation was a much more difficult decision. One sound from a motor, and all the bimbo's around will charge him! Yet if he's too slow, it could get worse. Also, a car would be useless if there's blockades and the such. Lastly, fuel would be scarce, so it may not be the best idea. Pondering on the thought, he though about the possibilities of using a motorcycle, which is lighter, more maneuverable, and takes less gas. He searches the junkyard and surrounding area for such a vehicle.
Just joined, and already confused!
User avatar
Dragoon465
Forum Browser
Forum Browser
 
Posts: 44
Joined: Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:57 am

Re: Bimbocalypse

Postby Roggamer22 » Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:00 am

"Right right, sorry. I'm just trying to give myself some comedic relief, you know? It's been... stressful." Rick sighs and starts pulling out the clothes in the bag, taking note of their androgynous appearance.
Do as I say, but not as I do.
It's perfectly safe, so keep going.
Follow me close, but not too close.

Full image of Avatar
User avatar
Roggamer22
Active MSFer
Active MSFer
 
Posts: 818
Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:45 pm
Location: Bed

PreviousNext

Return to Roleplaying

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 19 guests