Kougetsu's House Of Sexa~y Tarot

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

NO SIGN UP NECESSARY

You show up, interact, have fun and then leave. Eventually everyone will get bored and the thread will go away XD

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Across the smoky field music hums through the crisp and cold night air. The warmth of the house draws you inward. It's mystic interior, fine hardwood floor draw you in. The magic in the air draws you in. Kougetsu has a rope around your waist and is drawing you in...

<_<;;; "What?"

*cough*

u_u "Welcome young traveler to Kougetsu's House Of Sexa~y Tarot. I will see into your future!"

=^_^= "I'll watch and leave really rude post it notes for you to find!"

<_< "Shut up Kuro." ^_^ "Your future, your hopes, your dreams, oddball but serious questions shall be answered this evening."

( If you request a real reading here, you will need to tell me the details in PM. Otherwise all readings are spoofy. Real readings will be limited in number of people I will do them for and they won't be more than a three card reading. A Celtic Cross spread would be a pain to write in PM u_U;;; )

( Transformations? Maybe. But this isn't necessarily a TF thread. Just a fun RP thread with some tarot goodness thrown in for fun. Who else would do this "live" but me? XD )

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

Ka-bump-buh-buh-bump!

This is to let everyone know there is no sign up, it's not that kind of committment RP. Just show up, ask your question, enjoy the response and have a good day.

[Kumi-chan]

*steps in from a portal and looks around* So what is this place?

[Mitera Nikkou]

(Note: I was making this post while Kumi made hers, so just ignore me until hers is done.)

*A pencil appears out if thin air and draws me into existence*

Eh? What drew me here? What is this place? O.o

<.<

>.>

V.V;;

I'm not filled in...

Oh! @_@ I see... Kougetsu! And what's they ye have there? I see your tarot with my red cloth! Olé!

...

But, evidently, I don't have an ass to pull it off of, so... Le sigh. Let's get to business, then.

I have felt lost for a long time. Will I find my destiny?

[Musashi]

Wah, what's with this rope? Myu... *Paws at it*

...Oh! Hi Kou-san. Hi Kuro-chaaaan. Where's Moose-kun? :D

And as for a question, ummm... *Kitty-thinkthinkthink* Oh! Yeah! When the heck is Scarpy gonna tap this?! Seriously! I'm a bishi in my bishi-prime! I have needs! >:o

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

*steps in from a portal and looks around* So what is this place?

<_< "The House Of Sexa~y Tarot!"

U_u "Which strangely enough is a house. And it has tarot cards inside it."

"..."

"And cake."

[Kuroneko]

=U_U=;; "there is no cake!"

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

<_< "Stop ruining the aura of my shop!"

Will I find my destiny?

"Hmmmm..." she pondered "Where were you when you last had it?"

[Kuroneko]

Wah, what's with this rope? Myu... *Paws at it*

...Oh! Hi Kou-san. Hi Kuro-chaaaan."

"Nyo!"

Where's Moose-kun?

And as for a question, ummm... *Kitty-thinkthinkthink* Oh! Yeah! When the heck is Scarpy gonna tap this?! Seriously! I'm a bishi in my bishi-prime! I have needs! >:o

"Can I watch?"

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

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"The only thing you can watch is these cards."

^_^ "When? Are you sure that's your question?"

[Mitera Nikkou]

Had what? My period? At the end of this sentence.

[Musashi]

Yes! That is my question! I MUST KNOW! O_____O *BURNING FLAMES OF PASSION*

[Kumi-chan]

<_< "The House Of Sexa~y Tarot!"

U_u "Which strangely enough is a house. And it has tarot cards inside it."

"..."

"And cake."

Mmmhmm hmmm mmmhmmm well where is the sexa~y?

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

Mmmhmm hmmm mmmhmmm well where is the sexa~y?

*covets a deep purple bag with a silver pentagram on it*

<_< "The Sexa~y is in the cards."

Yes! That is my question! I MUST KNOW! O_____O *BURNING FLAMES OF PASSION*

"Okay, hmmmm..." u_U "Blue deck."

*hands Musa a blue bag*

"Please hold this and think of your relationship with Scarpy*

Had what? My period? At the end of this sentence.

"No, your destiny. Did you check the medicine cabinet?"

[Mitera Nikkou]

I don't have any kind of cabinet. Everything that I stock I pull out of my rear. And I'm pretty sure my destiny has nothing to do with suppositories. <_<;