[FFRP] The RP Nexus

[muffinstud]

[you have no idea]
Naru's eyes gain a familiar flash of lightning as a horrible battle aura surrounds her. "Nick no HENTAI!!!" She rushes him, producing her anti-pervert mallet from mallet-space and ready for an overhead smash on his prone body.

<I have a few that will fit you.> LoL offers a few of the dresses. <This, this, or this.

Mike slowly uses two fingers to empty his pockets. The contents? Some lint, a dime and scrap of crumpled paper.

[Zoey]

Nick's out cold his eyes rolled back to his head with a goffy smile as blood trails from his nose.

(( Gotta love anime cliche's ))

[Ookalf]

<I have a few that will fit you.> LoL offers a few of the dresses. <This, this, or this.>

*Sakura looks over the kimonos for a minute, before pointing at the third one.* <I believe I shall have that.>

Mike slowly uses two fingers to empty his pockets. The contents? Some lint, a dime and scrap of crumpled paper.

*Katang withdraws her hand from her cloak.* Looks like yer clean.

[Nosnits]

"It doesn't matter to me." Zoey says. "Just something quick and easy."

[muffinstud]

Naru is about to strike the pervert-killing blow, but relaxes her shoulders and lets the hammer drop. She sighs. "I can't believe I'm doing this..." She puts on her shirt and sweater as quick as she can, then rushes back and lightly taps Nick's cheek. "Nick, wake up!"

<Very well. Will you test the fit here, or will you come back for alterations?>

"Told ya." Mike shakes his head. "You always this paranoid?"

[Zoey]

Nick is still out cold...

[Ookalf]

<Very well. Will you test the fit here, or will you come back for alterations?>

<I see no reason not to do it now.>

"Told ya." Mike shakes his head. "You always this paranoid?"

It ain't paranoia when yer wanted.

[muffinstud]

"Nick? Come on, wake up..." She shakes him a couple times, then checks to make sure he's breathing. Just in case.

<Undress then. I assume you know how to put it on yourself?>

"W-wanted? I'm talking to a criminal?!" Mike seems kind of panicky.

[Zoey]

Nick coughs as he starts breathing. "Ugh... What happened?"

[Ookalf]

<Undress then. I assume you know how to put it on yourself?>

<Yes, of course.> *Sakura undresses.*

"W-wanted? I'm talking to a criminal?!" Mike seems kind of panicky.

Got that right, Mikey.

[muffinstud]

"You passed out after you got a little too good a look at me." Naru gives him a displeased look.

As needed, LoL hands Sakura the necessary components of the dress. <How is the fit?>

"Um... so no asking the police for directions?" Mike looks around frantically for some kind of authority figure.
[Oh, and by the way... Mike is a new character. He's fair game.]

[Kumi-chan]

"Alright." Keo gets to work cooking something. After some time he comes out with mac and cheese in two bowls. "here you go Zoey." He hands her one of the bowls.

[Ookalf]

As needed, LoL hands Sakura the necessary components of the dress. <How is the fit?>

*With a bit of effort, Sakura gets it all on.* <It is a tad loose.>

"Um... so no asking the police for directions?" Mike looks around frantically for some kind of authority figure.

Not when I'm here. *Katang's tail swishes behind her idly.*

[Nosnits]

"Thanks." Is all Zoey says as she grabbs the bowl and starts eating out of it.

[muffinstud]

<Hold still.> LoL efficiently finds the spots where the dress needs altering and nods to herself. <Not too far off. It will be ready by tomorrow afternoon.>

Mike's eyes bug out. "T-t-t-tail!!!"