Kougetsu's House Of Sexa~y Tarot

[Musashi]

*Clutches the blue bag, thinking dreamily of his relationship with his Scarpy-poo~ Look, little hearts are floating around! And sparkles!*

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

"Hmmmmm... so you don't know how to find your destiny. Hmmm... describe it if you could. Bright? Happy? What do you see?"

[Kuroneko]

*Clutches the blue bag, thinking dreamily of his relationship with his Scarpy-poo~ Look, little hearts are floating around! And sparkles!*

=^_-= "Someone's extra happy in love. How long has it been now"

[Mitera Nikkou]

Bright?

*Looks down at bared breasts*

Happy? Well, they seem to have a nice personality, anyway...

Basically, when I think about my destiny, I think of two bright orbs of light flashing me, approaching... Closer... Closer...

...

I guess I usually think about it when I'm looking in the mirror. <_<;;

I'm not really sure what my destiny is supposed to be. It's supposed to be a surprise, so that's why I came to you... So, you tell me. :O

[Kuroneko]

Basically, when I think about my destiny, I think of two bright orbs of light flashing me, approaching... Closer... Closer...

"That's the approaching headlights of a..."

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

*WHACK!!!!!!!*

<_<;;; "Take this seriously or get out, Kuro!"

*ahems*

u_U;; "So sorry about that. Now could you please hold this sexay purple deck and think about... you. And everything going on around you. The things you want. The things you don't. The things you've done. The things you've almost done, etc."

V_V;; "...I won't even bother telling you to put on some clothes."

<_<

^_^;; "You like Scarpy a lot huh? Done putting your bishi energies of Scarpy lurve into the deck?"

[Mitera Nikkou]

*WHACK!!!!!!!*

Ooooh... There're more bars in this place! *Dumps current cell phone service*

u_U;; "So sorry about that. Now could you please hold this sexay purple deck and think about... you. And everything going on around you. The things you want. The things you don't. The things you've done. The things you've almost done, etc."

(I'm assuming this one's for me. :O *Nabs regardless!*)

*Holds the deck and hums like those... Priest-people-dudes-who-meditate*

V_V;; "...I won't even bother telling you to put on some clothes."

Clothes would just interfere with the flow of the energies~! Bare feet on the ground and skin exposed to the air is always best!

[Musashi]

Gosh, it's been a few years now... yeeeaaaars. YEARS. I'm desperate! O_____O *SMOOCHES the bag and hands it back to Kou* Infuuuuuused!

[Kuroneko]

Yer so kewt!!!

*pets pets the nake one*

[Mitera Nikkou]

*Purrs*

*Leg twitches*

*Has this weird sensation of awaiting splutification?* O_o;

[Kumi-chan]

*covets a deep purple bag with a silver pentagram on it*

<_< "The Sexa~y is in the cards."

*nods nods* Well I suppose I should ask a question for real! *smiles*

[Lanzerus]

*kate walks in* this place seems....interesting.

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

Gosh, it's been a few years now... yeeeaaaars. YEARS. I'm desperate! O_____O *SMOOCHES the bag and hands it back to Kou* Infuuuuuused!

"The cards do not lie... except on leap year! I invoke the power of sexay tarot!"

*shuffleshuffleshuffleshuffleshuffle*

*foomp*

From the deck arises a mighty roar as a lion stands for the sun in the horizon, a couple walking, smiling happy at each other towards it. Card XIX (19) The Sun, represents the foundation of your love with Scarplo. A happy couple indeed."

V_V *Kou focuses and reshuffles the deck.

"The cards cannot tell me 'when' but how." The king of swords and wands, both male symbols, come out together, upside down. The six of cups also came in reversed, you two need to share a little of times past to rekindle that tender spark of lurve. And lastly the fool comes in... you guessed it... reversed. What is blocking your way to a good tapping is a matter of perspective, you simply need to stand on your head. That's right. Change your thinking, be a "fool" and do something new and interesting, create new memories from old ones and get it on!"

^_^ "Are you satisfied with this reading?"

<_< "Are you done infusing the deck o' naked one?"

"And Kumi, what is your question?"

"Hi Kate" ^_^

[Mitera Nikkou]

With a voice that sounds like Darth Vader's: "The infusion is complete."

I then lob the deck at you and hope for a resounding blow to the head, like in a cartoon.

[Kougetsu Kanchou]

*Is whacked*

@_@;;

*collapses comatose*