by Mystic Mina » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:32 pm
"Thanks for the statement, Captain Obvious. Of course I did it. I want you to tutor me." Helena says as she pets the Cerberus lying in her arms. "You should have accepted that underwear I gave you, because you're really going to need it now.... Oh, and you might need to put on some glasses."
She tosses Lloyd, whose vision is now quite blurry, a pair of sleek, stylish glasses.
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Oh, it's real, and it's still happening! His red-brown hair lightens to a dirty blond and grows until it reaches the bottom of his neck. If he were to look in the mirror now, he'd see that his eyes are now a bright sky blue and that his face looks much cuter than before. To make things worse, his voice is now incredibly high-pitched and super sugary. Simply speaking would be enough to give a man cavities.
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"Meow? Meow meow meow." The voice on the other end answers back. Before Todd can even respond to the weird response, a black cat crawls out of the cellphone's earpiece and vanishes inside Todd's ear. He can hear the cat crying "Meeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwww...." as it falls.