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Postby Dr.Bender » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:39 am

Yup, I seem to have caught the caption bug. All the caps below are presented in the spirit of good fun (can't call it completely clean, in all honesty). I don't believe that there's anything THAT bad in the rated M ones, however I don't want to spoil anyone's lunch, so I divided them into ratings. If 1-4 aren't suitable, let me know and I'll retract them.

Rated M (Disgusting themes, partial nudity, mild sexual situations... just watch out for number 2 and 4, they're as bad as they get)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... splant.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... mebomb.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... shower.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... manual.jpg

Rated G (Your Grandma might object... if she isn't into TG)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... spring.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... /mints.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... entals.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... kochan.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... erring.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... r/cop1.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... r/cop2.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... r/cop3.jpg

Before you go, pop quiz, how many of you clicked on number two and four first? :twisted:
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Postby Temet nosce » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:55 am

Excellent. make more M ones.
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Postby Kuroken DB » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:30 am

Awesome!!!!

As for the pop quiz... I went in order. Liked the top four the best, followed closely by the bottom two ^_^
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:46 am

You do a good job, though my guess is that some of them are over the content bar... Number two, I thought, was actually suited for G (something intimating a period is no big deal, I would think). But 3 and 4 I think crossed it with the visual, and some of the ones in the G-rated section went over on the literary side of content. I guess we'll find out what eventually, though. XD But, yeah, your captions are good despite those technical things.

Pop quiz: Like Kuroken, I looked from top to bottom. XD It's what I almost always do.
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Postby Princess Natsume » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:16 am

yah, other then number 2, the M-ones probably crossed the content line. But otherwise, you've made some good ones. I especially got a good laugh from the Ring one.
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Postby Dr.Bender » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:06 am

Ah, well. Toning it down, then, for this batch.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... noring.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... ePads1.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... efraud.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... USkiss.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... llsADS.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a114/ ... aLIVES.jpg

There are a few more M-R ones in my Photobucket album if anyone's interested, gimme a PM and I'll give y'all the link. Seriously, I don't want or mean to ruffle any feathers.
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Postby Dr.Bender » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:42 am

D'OH! Y'know, I just realized something! I first saw the pic in the one entitled 'Shower' on the old MSF back in 2000!

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Postby Ninian » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:14 pm

While your captions really aren't my cup of tea or style, I have to say it's appreciated to see some darker themes as I tend to not be in step with all the fluffy bunny stuff that comprises most of what's here.
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Postby Garath the Shadowshifter » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:06 pm

*starts laughing*

Ah yes, that was one of my favorite Excel Saga episodes. :P
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Postby Temet nosce » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:34 pm

Very nice...The one about virgins and tentacle monsters was amusing.
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Postby Sierra_Rune » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:18 pm

Garath the Shadowshifter wrote:*starts laughing*

Ah yes, that was one of my favorite Excel Saga episodes. :P


Bad Ending! XD

I like these, it's good to see a few more adultish ones. THe Hell-ad one is great. XD I'd take it! :p
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