My very own attempts

[alebann]

Well, fresh off my move to a different part of the Southeastern US and a crushing defeat at the hands of Kerina in the caption contest, I return to normal captioning.

What's the name of that stuff? And where's her website?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... rdenjp.jpg

Inspried by a party invitation meant for a girl with my last name that ended up in my universityP.O. box last spring. Yes, this has been sitting in my "to be captioned" folder for that long.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... vitejp.jpg

They aren't up to my normal standards, but I need to ease back into the process.

[Lio]

I don't think they're that bad off. The first one's rather interesting, I'm not sure if I get the second one.

[Temet nosce]

Hmmm...I enjoyed the first.

[Kumi-chan]

*giggles* Coolies. You're so awsome! Very nice work.

[alebann]

Yeah, I screwed up the second one. There should've been one more line that sounded like, "Bill was excited, Tony may have been a jerk, but he always managed to have lots and lots of cute girls at his parties." Sort of a "Tony needs women at his party, so he makes some magically to ensure there are enough to 'go around'".

[Lio]

I wouldn't say you screwed it up, it isn't hard to see what you were implying. I just always try to make sure of what the author is implying.

[Random_Person]

Figured I'd post here. Nice captions, decent pics..... I am stealing the gardening one and recaping it for myself, though....it will show up in my cap section within the next couple days. Now, if anyone from this thread is longing for new caps, you can head over to my thread and look at mine.... I promise not to bite .....much.

[Ninian]

You're too hard on yourself, Alebann

[alebann]

Been busy with grad school stuff (ugh) but managed to make two more during a slow day while watching Monday Night Football.

I'd imagine that'd be tough to play in, actually.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/alebann/links.jpg

So how is this cheaper than hiring a replacement?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... licejp.jpg

May be a while before I have more.

[Raijin]

I like them very good ^^

[alebann]

Well, I said it may be a while, and it's been 4 months.
That qualifies as a while.
But I have overcome lethargy and neglected my studies in order to bring you these.

So are they trying to win or lose?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... hockey.jpg

Something distracted me from making this caption better, two things really
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... haoops.jpg

I don't want to make any jokes about the gun being "cocked" (feel free to delete this joke)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... itgirl.jpg

I think she may want to order some 8x10 shots too
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... obooth.jpg

Can a spell be too thorough?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... ritual.jpg

I think most of us would've skipped town a lot sooner
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/a ... endeal.jpg

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/alebann/vow.jpg

Yeah, I'm pretty sure all these are clean. Might be wrong though

[Mitera Nikkou]

(V)~.^ <-- Given the sign of approval for clean captions. ^o^

I think these were pretty good. I particularly liked number three and five... Though I think the concoction in five was more of a role-reversal type thing than a turn-male-to-female type thing. Which is why Kevin became a girl who wanted to be male instead of becoming female and continue to like it. Or maybe I shouldn't read too much into things. XD